Monday, June 29, 2009

Todays NEWS

Madoff got only 150 years in jail....I gues the year number is only symbolic...40 years would have been more than enough.....he should have been sentenced to listen to all of the Martha Stuart reruns....and make him listen to Geroge Bushes speeches and press conferences...played on top volume... DAy in and day out.
They should give him healthy veggetarian food....no salt...everything very healthy so he could live long and suffer. They should do some tricks photography and make him watch.... films of guards, and vicious other animls attacking people that he loves(if any do exist).....mental cruelty.. like someone chopping up0 his wife and children and grandchildren.....(not real of course) but he would think it is.....let him see blood and gore....and hear screams....and watch eyeballs being removed with a grapefruit spoon... and all the time, they all would be screaming that very famous guilt trip, "HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?)

We are trying to reinvent the MAHWAH store..bnringing hire end items from HOHOKUS....and throwing away things that have been there to long...The boys chopped up two dumpsteres full...in a few weeks, the store will be transformed into a much nice place...we just didnt have the time to do this before.....We just dont know if that area can support high end merchandise?

The diet might or might not be coming along well. I made a new pot of cabbage soup...which you can eat all day non stop...There are so few calories in it....and I wasnt hungry untill tonight...I know that I cut my calories down increibily...but I dont know....how much is enough to actually loose? I had the soup and a coffee which deosnt amount to much...I had maybe 5 or six small bowls.....of soup, a coffee and a few slices of pineapple. ( the most delicious one I have ever eaten....it was so delkicious it almsot put me into some kind of trans...I couldnt belive anything could taste that good..... Then later on, I ate a large fillet of bluefish with lemon juice, and a few tablespoons of spinach..and that is about the total intake for the day and I feel stuffed....wait.....I forgot, I had a handful of blueberries.
I will keep up the diet for a month and then see if there is a difference....some nights I will try to eat a normal dinner....but nothign with high carbs,....
Todays soup was heavy on portobello mushrooms,celery,onions,sliced raw ginger, garlic,green and red pepper, carraway seeds, tumeric, salt and Italian hot pepper. I will add some curry tomorrow to change the taste.......I do feel somehow less bloated ....and it is relaxing my insides..

Thursday, June 25, 2009

MIKE jACKSON'S DEATH

YEARS AGO, I PREDICTED THAT HE WOULD COMMITT SUICIDE...REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE AUTOPSY WILL SAY, HE DECIDED HE COULDNT STAND THE STRESS ANYMORE. HE WAS A TORTURED GTALENTED SOUL. HE LIVED IN A FANTASY LAND....OF TEA PARTIES, COSTUMES, HOME OWNED ZOO, WILD ANIMALS....HE WAS A CHILD WHO NEVER GREW UP.
THE ACCUSATIONS OF HARMING CHILDREN....WAS NEVER PROVEN...BUT IF YOU LOOK AT HIM AS AN OVERGORWN CHILD HIMSELF, IT IS VERY WELL POSSIBLE THAT HE FELT MORE COMFORTABLE WITH children..THAN WITH ADULTS THAT WOULD JUDGE HIM....HIS COSTUMES, HIS PLASTIC SURGERY...HIS ANIMALS,......
HIS TORTURED SOUL IS NOW FREE.

BILL MAHER TELLS IT HOW IT IS...A GREAT LITTLE SPEECH...WITH LAUGHS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3kXpfEFjqQ

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Cat in the BAg,Miracle plant. Recipes





I havent been blogging for a while.....Being tired is one excuse, and fed up with the world...is another....and been very stressed...with things that I jsut dont think its appropriate to talk about. Even though I am a first class yenta, even I have limits of things to keep to myself.
A year ago, a post photos of my pet plant, that just about died thru the winter..from not enough light or heat..but it did have some leaves when spring arrived. We put it out and watered it and it snapped back, but had not blooms, until one day in late august i saw some buds.....it then developed flowers and lasted almsot into DECEMBER....then sadly, by End of March, a white crust formed n the bark and all the leaves fell off...and it look very dead....but in APril I put this corpse of a plant outside and watered it daily. I scraped the bark..and it was still green beneath..... The BOYS wanted to throw it in the dumpster..but I SAID NO. They thought I was crazy Watered a big dead three...sticks. in a few weeks little green nodules appeared.....and I want you to see the photos of that dead tree today.

There is a litte message in this....and its not religious...but its about faith....you can read into it what ever you like. Maybe its a message to try to be optimistic, that even when things do not look good.....you might be wrong, and good things...beautiful things can happen. I gues this incidence is a thing one can write a poem about..but it just might sound to corney...and contrived..but here we have photos....of a real incident.
Now I dont think the photos of the Cat i the bag are on this camera.....its a simple story...My sister gave me a wonderfull shirt for Fathers DAy or Uncles day....when I was about to leave my Nephews house, I picked up the shopping bag and it felt much to much heavy fora shirt....suddenly, a cute head popped out..It was my newphews CAT and I took some photos

Here is a very simple recipe to made a seafood Newburg, a Shrimp Casserole, even a fux crab dish.....its really cheating, but if the bottom line, it tastes good..that is all that counts.... This is a five minute gourmet treat,that will amze your firends who pop in for a last minute meal.
Chop onion and garlic and sautee for a few min in extra virgin olive oil till soft.
remove half of the contents..and fry another minute or two...add a few pinches of tumeric into the frying pan stir, and add equal amoutn of water and INSTANT rice...bring to a boil and cover with a lid for 4 min.
Then take the remaining onion and garlic..add a can of Campbells Cream of Shrimp Soup. a splash of Worstershire sauce, add sherry or favorite dry wine...1/4 cup to a whole can....brig to a boil.taste...add more garlic or salt or pepper...to taste...and throw in cooked frozen shrimp, fake crab legs, scallops....either all or mixed....even some cubed salmon or other fish.. Bring to a boil....and then shut off in one minute or until the seafood is hot. Serve over the rice//which is done by now. Total time elapsed can be five mintues if everythign is aranged before hand..
Serve over the rice with chopped scallions or chives.
To change taste ....in a hurry..add some arrugalu when cooking the seasfood...only has to wilt a bit,...You can also add capers, olives, waterchestnuts, sweet peas(frozen..not canned) a few tablespoons of chopped pimento...
Now you can throw some salad greens(mescalen comes prepackaged) in a bowl, shred a carront on a grater and a few slices of onion....and serve with bottled dressings...some are damn good....like CATALINA, or kens Steak House blue cheese...

and you havae a basic little meal on the table in no time./////ten min...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

i AM BACK AGAIN......BAR MITZVAH IN JAIL

yES, THEY DIDNT GIVE MUCH INFORMATION, BUT ON THE NEWS FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS, SOMEONE HELD A BAR MITZVAH IN JAIL, WITH 60 GUESTS.....THE JAIL RABBI WAS IN ON IT.....BUT NO REAL INFORMATION WAS GIVEN..... oNE OF THE INMATES HAD IT FOR HIS 13 YEAR OLD SON.... wAS IT kOSHER CATERED? wERE THE GUESTS ALL INMATES? wAS THE MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER THERE? dID THEY REALLY HAVE SERVICES??????WAS THERE A BUFFET BEFORE DINNER.? tHERE MUST HAVE BEEN A LOT OF GREAT JOKES THAT WENT DOWN OVER THIS...WISH i WAS A GUEST.
wAS FOOD BROUGHT IN? HOW WERE PEOPLE DRESSED? dID THE FANCY LADIES WERE GOWNS? wHERE IN THE JAIL WAS IT HELD???? anD...HOW MUCH MONEY...IN BRIBES WERE PAID AND TO WHOm? AND WHAT WAS ON THE MENU?? I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!!!!! AND WHO WAS THE BIG SHOT IN JAIL THAT WAS ABLE TO PULL THIS OFF?

dAVID gOLDMAN SON IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN brAZIL.....I WOUDL LIKE ALL THE READERS OF THIS BLOG TO WRITE TO THE PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL (AN EMAIL) TO LET GOLDMANS SON COME BACK TO THE STATES....ASK NICE, AND THEN SAY YOU WILL BOYCOTT ANYTHIGN FROM BRAZIL AND NEVER TRAVEL THERE AGAIN (EVEN IF YOU NEVER WENT TO RIO)

i AM REALLY THREATENING THIS TIME TO GO ON A DIET.....I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF REASONS....SHORT OF BREATH, BIG BELLY(AND I AM NOT PREGNANT-I GUARANTEE YOU) MY FEET ARE SWELLING, ANKELS HURT AND i HAVE TROUBLE WALKING ALREADY(SOMETIMES) AND MY SUGAR LEVEL THE OTHER DAY WAS 134.....WHICH ISNT GOOD. BUT WHICH DIET? ATKINS...IS GOOD FOR QUICK WEIGHT LOSS, AND FOR ADJUSTING THE PANCREAS TO LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE AND ADJUST IT FOR DIABETES.... aTKINS IS EASY....BUT YOU CANT CHEAT....NO CARBS,NO FRUIT, NO CANDY, ICECREAM.BREAD,CAKE,COOKIES,BEANS,POTATOES,CARROTS,SPAGHETTI....
lUCKILY i DO LIKE SALALDS, TOFU, CHICKEN....BUT THE AMOUNT IS LIMITED AND i LOVE TO EAT...AND LOVE TO NOSH.....WISH THEY WOULD OPEN UP DRIVE THRU LIPOSUCTION CLINICS.

AOL HAS MORONS RUNNING THEIR NEWS DEPARTMENT..HALF OF THE NEWS IS ONLY STUPID SHIT OR SHOCK VALUE....OBANA SWATTED A FLY DURING AN INTERVIEWAND THEY MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT...



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THE LASTEST SEX SCANDAL IS A REPUBLICAN SENATOR FROM NAVADA...WHO HAD AN AFFAIR...WHO IN HELL CARES.....NOT IMPORTANT....WHEN WILL EVERYONE REALIZES PEOPEL ARE HORNEY.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

i FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEMORY PILLS

tHE TITLE IS HALF A JOKE....THERE HAVE BEEN MANY THINGS THAT i WANTED TO JOT DOWN, SO i COULD BLOG ABOUT THEM..BUT, THE STRESS IS GETTING TO ME... well that is what I am blaming my lousy memory on...and I know that I wanted to continue some of my other blogs....but then again. I cant remember what it was.. i guess I am on over load.... The past two days...the customers have been impossible. I had to think in Buddist mode.. not to loose control and yell and scream at them There were two Orthodox ladies...who are lucky, i didnt rip the wigs off their head.... Now that wouldnt have been nice...proper, kind,...but maybe they would have deserved it. They invented the term ANNOYING....They have to eat your kishkes(insides or stomach) out before they buy something. They were looking at an almost new, gorgeous mahog small scale dresser with solid brass hardware and a pull out shelf....These yentas were repeat customers, and formely very nice, and I treated them very well. It was marked 375...one says...how much for me? (Like she was a family member) I said..take off 75.00.....she kveetched, oh no, I will give you 200..I cant take 200....I said nicely...then I had to hear teh JEWISH GUILT....DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE BOUGHT HERE? Well, I think she bought 2 items...YEs, and I do appreciated it..But this is now...and has nothing to do with past items...which you got good bargains on....She continued to complain.. I said I cant give off almsot 50%....I do notmark things up that much...and they stormed out becuase they couldnt get there way.
Today....there were two unbeliveable ones.... I had two signed crystal bobeches(little glass things with a hole in it to put over a candle stick to catch the dripping wax) They were signed BACCARRAT!!!!! I told her I would give her a steal at $5.0-0 each.....and that they were BAccarrat..She nastily said they are not...I calmly said Look they are signed.!!!!!!!! She stormed out....and another bozo and his wife or girlfriend offered me $20 for a large oval solid copper wash tub that had been polished....and it had a tin top. Should have been 200 dollars.....I told him 90......he offered 20. My bloodpressure rose instantly....I did raise my voice and said..HEY, if you find them for 20 dolalrs, I will but 50 of them from you.... This is what is causing streess. All the assholes of the world have found my store.
Another lady came in and wanted to sell me a clock....I asked her to give me a price. She refused...I told her it was broken and it would cost 200 to fix it....She finally said, she would accept 4200.oo dollars... I asked her when she had her lobotomy..the clock working today is worth 500 dollars retail. A nice lady and her husband opened up the contents of two boxes...EVERY THING WAS EITHER BROKEN...OR MADE IN JAPAN CRAP. IT DIDNT STOP, someone pulled up with two broken chairs..that were worthless...another couple had three worthless prints...which they claimed were appraised for thousands....another lady pulled up with three useless broken tables...and we had a few hosuecalls which were equally as fun. But we did bring in a few wonderful dinign room sets..one is from IReLaND..Irish Chippendale Circa 1920-40//but I have to ck it out to be sure...
I finally bought a machine that tests blood sugar...for diabetes.. my number was 134....not great.. but not horrible.
On the food side.. I bought three leg of lambs at 1.99 lb frm the A&P..made it today and had it for late lunch..it was ok..not very lamby....tasting.. at 4, Bob my freind who was deathly ill invited me for dinner...I went...You guess it..he made leg of lamb....I tasted it....just like mine..not very gamey////I asked him if he bought it at the A&P he said yes....how did you know....(I didnt tell him) so I had roast lamb twice in one day....
I know this blog tonight is rediculously boring...This is when I miss geroge BUSH, or SARAH PALIN....I dont have anyone to make fun of in an intelectual way.Could you belive that I said I miss GEORGE BUSH....well that is in a poetic way....I miss him like I miss a nest of black widow spiders living in my house.
My BUDDY dog has thyroid trouble.....had a scare...Veet said it might have been kidney failure...which is far far worse....
Well fold, eventually when I get more rest....and relax, my creativeity will return..and the blog will be funny and controversial again....OH, I am so happy that Sunny and Chers daughter Chasity is having a sex change and will become a man...Miss California was thrown out...and has to return her crown (that Nasty hypocrite)seems that most of the news isnt even worth talking about.....or maybe I am just not paying attention enough.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

A different kind of blog tonight

Tonight....some kind of growth fell off a certain part of the male anatomy that is usual not discussed. And when it fell off, blood started spurting out...and wouldnt stop./////i ended up in the emergency room at Valley Hospital.....luckily i dont get embarrassed, told them what had happend...by now, blood was dripping down thru my pants to the floor...The took me in quiet quickly......after taking my temp,bloodpressure and other vital signs......by the time I gopt into a room, my shorts were drenched in blood.....luckily the blood didnt bother me...it was a mess...looked like a murder seen..and I was amaze, how such a small area...sould bleed so much.
About 40 minutes after it started, the bleeding stopped by istelf....The nurse and assisant cleaned me up..and a DR applied some kind of jell foam, which would guarantee the bleeding would stop.....but did warn, it could start again. His quick diagnosis was a vericose vein on the schmekly.... And now, the poor thing, is all bandaged up like a wounded soldier...and sort of burns. I will survive!!

I think I am going to sleep and will continue the blog tomorrow.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Yiddish in the White House

At this moment there is a tv program on the White House....Brian William started describing the oval office, he said, "the office is still quite sparse.....no paper weights mementos or "CHACHKAS" to clutter the desk.....I laughed out loud...which is something I havent done much the last decade or two.....Chacka is not in the normal ethnic language of BRIAN WILLIAMS, or the OBAMAS.....but....I guess, mhy role as an antique dealer....(and so many dealers on the EAST COAST hve been JEWISH....the word chachka haas crept into the AMERICAN venacular.

They just showed Michelle Obama visit a schoolmwhose children all came to the White House in March and planted a great vegtable garden with Michelle...Now she came to the school and is gong to help the same children plant their garden...when it was over...she went into the group of kids and put her arms around two at a time and have them all hugs. Brian Williams sad, "she is not a hand shaking first lady, but a tactile person: She is so full of warmth..and touching...and showing that its important to give love...
SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MY EYES..OR MY BRAIN.. Suddenly I became color blind. I am watching this program....watching Michelle and her daily activities...then The President and his activitis and interviews...then later on the balcony with all the family including the mother inlaw.... I was watching the first lady, the President...the KIDS.......and I didnt see black people..I saw only My president, and his family....I actually didnt notice the difference of skin color...yes...I became color blind..I only saw PEOPLE....people that I just care so much about....and I am so very proud of them...
What most impressed me? sOMETHING VERY SILLY... Even though Obama is the President of the most powerful country in the world....he said " at about 9:30 I taake the dog for a walk....and then pick up poop.....YES, the President isnt to good to pick up poop.....or play basketaball.....or go out and buy hamaburgers for his staff... He is really a down to earth man.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

JUNE 3

I have been dreaming lately abotu OBAMA...The first dream took place in my store.. He was sitting at a table with another person....looking very official...but I have no idea what he was supposed to be doing their, nor did I question that in the dream. I do know the emotions in the dream. I was very happy, and walked up to him and said, "I have been meaning to tell you this for a long time. I didnt call him by name, or Mr President, but spoke directly. He looked up at me and listened.
I just want you to know I am very proud of you....not only that you won, but you are very visualy making an attempt to do good for America, and Keep your promise you will try to reverse all the bad stuff of the last 8 years,"I said. Then I shook his hand he smiled.....and the dream was over.
I dont think we have to analyze this. This is one dream that is exactly what it was. I would like to meet the man, and tell him how I feel about him and what he is doing....Freud...doesn not need to be invoked. There was no particular symbolism. It probably was teh most clear cut dream I ever had. The one thing that does make me curious, is why did I have him sitting in my store.....as if he was giving out pamphlets...to peopel to vote for him?
The second dream, the following night was very similar. But this time, I dont rememebr where we were...But I felt that I was now his friend and in his "inner circle" And when we met...I just laughed and told him that I dreamted of him the night before....and gave him details of the dream.. So one dream, told of another dream...this is a first too. I hope that this isnt one of my psychic dreams of something that is to come....
I dont remember what i dreamed about george BUSH....I think I did have one dream, but it didnt have any anger in it.....which is surprising..

Today my dog BUDDY went to the VET..he has been throwing up lately a lot...mostly liquids....so far so goot..it jsut might be gastritis..but the Vet took some blood tests to make sure its not anything else....

Still cant belive that CHENEY more or less came out in favor of GAY MARRIAGE>....his lesbian daughter just might have something to do with it...maybe she might have blackmailed him somehow...maybe she mnight expose him as DARTH VADER, or he might be having affairs with a prostitute or a secretary.... or maybe he might be borrowing the local priests Altar boys for his pleasure...who knows...the thought of any of the above might make me puke. I KNOW>..he is having an affair with RUSH LIMBAUGH..try to picture that and you wont have to go on the ATKINS DIET..you wont beable to eat for three weeks.....Donald Rumsefeld has been very very quiet lately...I wonder if they put him on ice somewhere??