Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I was wrong about MC CRYSTAL resigning...OH well....customer cursing me out..THe JUdge who over ruled OBAMA order to stop drilling.

So i am not the best poltical strategest...i thought that Obama woulnt accept MC CRYSTALs resignation, for the moral of the country and the soldiers...well, I was wrong...Yes, I am wrong sometimes....One of the reason,is that I really didnt read the article in ROLING STONE MAGAZINE where he put the president down..That is one reason ...I didnt think he said anything as bad as he really did.... ANd Obama, to keep self respect ...and the respect of others...did accept the resignation. TOO manypeople have been putting him down.. Tell me, what would MC CAIN and the anus from ALASKA have dont differenly for the past year?/ At least things didnt get worse......and did get a bit better.

A customer returned today to try again strike up a deal on some items....that she stormed out over,,two days ago. She offerened me at least 25% less than I wanted...and then, didnt even have that amount to pay me. SHe said I would have to keep the stuff until Sept..until she moved....(but then again, how do I know if she didnt have the money now, that she would have the money then after a move..I explained to her, not only am I not getting my price....nor all the money..but i wouldnt have the room to have to sell other things...The deal was all in her favor....none in mine!!! She came back again, but only to find out that I sold it to another person.....who already owned part of the set of furniture that she wanted. This person paid more, and will get it out before SEPT>>>.way before.
The woman started cursing me out...She siad YOU MUST HAVE CALLED THAT PERSON UP AFTER I LEFT......AND GAVE IT TO HER CHEAPER.. "i EXPLAINED, NUMBER ONE, SHE PAYED MORE...AND IT WILL BE OUT OF HERE......BOTH THINGS THAT SHE COULDNT DO.......
SHE THEN PROCEED TO CALL ME A "SHYSTER, A CROOK. AND ASKED ME HOW i SLEEP NIGHTS" BEING SO TERRIBLE OF A PERSON.
I ASKED HER "EXACTLY WHAT DID I DO WRONG? I SOLD MY MERCHANDISE....I GOT PAID WHAT I WANTED...AND WILL HAVE THE SPACE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY TO SELL NEW THINGS' THIS IS A BUSINESS.....HOW CAN YOU BE MAD THAT I DIDNT SELL IT TO YOU FOR A PRICE THAT WAS UNACCEPIBLE AND YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE MONEY??????? SHE SCREAMED AND HOLLERED...HOW HORRIBLE IWAS..... and if I was that horrible, and a crook and a shyster..i wouldnt have been upset being called those names...but, i was very upset..to the point of shaking on the inside....and angry as well.

My dear Friend Barabara Comerford picked me up and we went to eat in a French Restaurant in Westwood....We met DIANNE from the WHite ELEPHANt and JOHn. and we went to this Bistro...small in size and high in prices....I cant remember the name...but it was some French Expression...... the menu was limited....but the food was really very good...The appetizer...was not a big deal, except it was 14.50...it was 2 small shrimp, and two small scallops over white beans in a flavorful sauce...but far from exceptional or orgasmic....
The main course was rack of lamb..in some kind of wine sauce that really was exceptional, the veggies were ok....and the apple tart could have been cooked more...the three courses were about 53,00... Not an exceptional good deal or food for the money, but passable....the others had salad and appetizers and said it was nice....

We got a small delivery today from CANADA...another pair of exceptional LIONS in stone, and a fabulous tray table all inlaid with ..a removeable tray on top of that...and a few other inlaid end tables.....love seat...etc.. Nice delivery..but in the 100 degree heat....it took a long time......the boys were already tired from a few deliveries today...but they are working hard...and we are trying to get the store in order.

Federal Judge...Martin FELDMAN (no relation to MArty Feldman who was a comedian with bulging googly eyes) has major conflict of interests...He said to go ahead and drill, desprite OBAMAS moratorium on drilling 33 more wells. The accident killed 11 people or more, and how many millions of animals,birds and fish....and ruined the fishing,shrimp and shelfish industry. Enough OIL.. Oil causes death....oil causes greed and war.....and all the horros associated with war.
This piece of crap judge, with white hair..and distinuished demeanor....is a bad man. He has extensive investments in the oil and energy business(HALLERBURTON TOO)....He should be disbarred. He is a traitor and a theif.. His type of crime should be the death Penalty.......

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Obama has Hutzpah, Driving in Scary storm,Applebees, More NEWS

I think OBama has big balls.....not the testicular kind, but the kidn that takes a certain amount of daring....and in Hebrew its called Hutzpah..Amid, all the screams that he is uncaring, ineffectual...and nothing he does is right(only by the Republicans who are stirring up shit...so that they might win back their controal at the next election).....Obama has done a few daring things. Tonight, he invited the young lady, who was the cause of her highschool prom being canceled...because she is a lesbian....who wanted to bring her girlfriend to the prom. The school, canceled the prom becuase the courts took her side. The mentality of the people in her town, is amazing...they would punish their own children (so to speak) rather than have to decent kids of the same sex attend a dance.. They would make privae parties..to circumvent the law.
Now what were these trailer trash people worried about??? DId they think that two girls dancing...(which girls do dance with each other anyway....they did when I was in school in the 1950-60s).....did they thing that their dancing would pervert the entire school..DId they think the girls would rip off their clothes and start an orgy>>>>and that all the couples would change their orientation>>>and the girls would go with the girls and the guys would go with the guys......and the entire school would turn gay? Then they would all go to college and the entiure collge would turn gay...and then, when they got our into the world...the entiure world would turn gay....no one would have any children...and the human race, like the SHAKER COMMUNITY) would just die off...just from two girls going to a prom?????
Well somehow, what happened in that little rural town, got to our president.....and he felt sorry for her...and even though he knew he would get some shit from the far right,,,,and not so far right...and even form some ofhis own people, HE is a feeling man, and invited this young lady tonight to the WHITE HOUSE....so this rejected teen, will spend time with the COMMANDER IN CHIEF....how exciting..I wonder if I told him I am a lesbian, he might invite me to the WHITE HOUSE too....hmmm...sorry for joking and changing the mood here..I think its a wonderful thing, and shouuld really sheer up this young lady....and make her feel important...that even though her white trash community rejected her....the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DIDNT...AND I MUST TELL YOU, WHEN I READ ABOUT THIS JUST BEFORE, THERE WERE TEARS IN MY EYES. TEARS OF HAPPINESS FOR HER...
She then is going to meet Mayor Bloomberg.....and other officials....and ELLEN DEGENERES...bless he butch heart.....gave her a 30,000 scholarship to college...Its funny how things work out...how one thing negative can turn positive......

I was in Westchester tongiht making a deal on 400 pieces of costume JEwelry.....on the way home, I was suffering from dinner...i went to dinner with a freind and it was the worst Mexican food I ever had...and not inexpensive...Guacamole was ten dollars....never have i paid more the 8.....anywhere. Its was ok...but not as good as the HACIENDA in SUFFEREN NY.... The main couse was kaka....the refried beens look like baby poop and didnt taste much better. the "steak" was a slice of tasteless roast beef, very thin...and the empanada on top was tastless as was the sauce....but the price of the dish was 18.50....HORRIBLE.... the flan was oak..and the ice tea, was reminicent of ice water....no taste at all...the the service was as good as the food. The waiters...and there were a lot of them....couldnt remember to bring water, or tortillas, or tobasco sauce,....etc.....well, you know what they say in MEXICAO MANANA... well, my stomach still hurts as I write this....took some pepsid......Will never go back to this rip off place.......
I do know goo dMExican food..had lots of it in FEBRUARY when I went to VERA CRUZ......and although, there were real MEXICANS in this place....They do not know how to cook.!!!!

So,on my way home, while the heartburn was kicking in, the sky opened up....while I was on 287. It rained so hard...that I really couldnt see ahead of my. I wouldnt see the white line, so I could stay in one lane...it was like driving in thick fog...you couldnt see ahead....i slowed down, put my flashers on....as did other drivers...yet the 50ft trailer trucks just flew by at 60mph, as a plane on automatic pilot.....once I tried to stop under an underpass..but a truck came so close, i decided it might be safer to keep going, rather thatn stopa nd get smashed by a trailer.....It was a cloud burst..the worst I have ever been in...and now I understand how flash floods come about....Ironically, by the time i got back to HOHOKUS.....the sky was clear, and the moon was out....

Tomorrow, the big shit who is running the IRAQI WAr, will offer up his regisnation to the PRESIDENT, who he dissed.......but I predict...that Obama, will tell him off, then praise his efforts in the war, and ask him to stay, and continue...so we can either win, or get out safely. I think Obama knows, the if he accespts the resignation, it would be like firing him, and the morale of the soldiers wouuld decline.....

Friday, June 18, 2010

The New Scopes TRial:Prop 8 Gay AMrriage Trial: Not Covered by the PRESS"Supreme Court said No Coverage,Sace The Whales,send Money

Yes, the Freedom of the Press, the 5th Amendment was squashed by our Own Supreme Court COURT.. censorship made legal....WHY.... what are they afraid of?????Are they afraid that ever man...will run out and marry a man, and every woman will run out and marry a women....How fucking rediculous. You can now really see the chain that RELIGION has put around the necks of all Americans.
Below, is an article from lawyers involved with that case, to show what is gong on.. You wont see it on TV, are probably not in the newspapers or magazine..GOD FORBID!!!


Yes, that's essentially what Prop 8's lead attorney Charles Cooper claimed yesterday to Judge Vaughn Walker during yesterday's closing arguments in Perry v. Schwarzenegger -- the federal Prop 8 trial:

"The marital relationship is fundamental to the existence and survival of the race. Without the marital relationship, your honor, society would come to an end."

Unbelievable. Fortunately, Ted Olson, the legendary conservative attorney leading the case to overturn Prop 8, delivered an absolutely brilliant closing argument simultaneously destroying Cooper's case and moving many to tears.

As Ted Olson said yesterday, "if there was ever a trial in the history of our country that the American people should have seen, it was this one." That's why we need your help to get the truth out ASAP about the closing arguments in this historic trial through our Prop 8 Trial Tracker and "Testimony: Equality on Trial" campaign. Will you contribute $25, $50, $100 or more before Friday's 11:59 p.m. deadline?:

http://www.couragecampaign.org/TrialTracker


Dear maury --


When I graduated from high school in East Tennessee more than three decades ago, I knew a few things for sure. One was that I cared deeply about social justice. Another was that I was a homosexual -- and desperately did not want to be.

More than 30 years later, I am live-blogging the closing arguments of the historic Prop 8 federal trial today from a courtroom in San Francisco -- a city that I had once been afraid to visit for fear that people might think I was gay.

I'm one of the lucky ones. Unfortunately, many people still grappling with the ghosts and demons of self-loathing will not be able to see the trial for themselves. That's why -- when the U.S. Supreme Court banned cameras from the courtroom in January -- the Courage Campaign immediately launched into live coverage, blogging and analyzing every day of the trial for weeks.

More than 2 million views and 32,000 comments posted later, our Prop 8 Trial Tracker blog is relaunching today as a part of "Testimony: Equality on Trial" -- our year-long campaign to bring the Prop 8 trial into the lives of Americans.

I'm live-blogging the Prop 8 trial today because I know from personal experience that the testimony in this trial can literally change lives -- and transform America. With cameras once again being banned from the courtroom, we urgently need your support to relaunch the Prop 8 Trial Tracker. Will you contribute $25, $50, $100 or more today to help us keep it going? DEADLINE: Friday, 11:59 p.m.:

http://www.couragecampaign.org/TrialTracker

We need to make the Prop 8 trial a part of America's heritage. The arguments being made by attorneys Ted Olson, David Boies and their colleagues at the American Foundation for Equal Rights are as foundational to our freedoms as the speeches of Abraham Lincoln and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

That's why we launched Testimony: Equality on Trial, to enable Americans to reenact the trial and, soon, give their own personal testimony. Based on what I have witnessed and the reactions to our Prop 8 Trial Tracker, we knew that we had to create a long-term public engagement and education effort to get the story of this trial out to the American people.

Wednesday's closing arguments will again demonstrate the case for equality -- and the real reasons behind the opposition to equality. But it is just the start of what will be a long journey to the U.S. Supreme Court, where this case and our rights will ultimately be decided.

That's why we need your support urgently. Will you help us relaunch the Prop 8 Trial Tracker as a part of "Testimony: Equality on Trial" today? Please contribute $25, $50, $100 or more right now so we can bring this trial to the American people. DEADLINE: Friday, 11:59 p.m.:

http://www.couragecampaign.org/TrialTracker

Thank you for helping us tell the story of this trial so that we can shine a light on the bigotry that brought us to this point in our nation's history. We really can't do it without you.

Rick Jacobs
Chair, Courage Campaign


Courage Campaign Equality is a part of the Courage Campaign's multi-issue online organizing network that empowers more than 700,000 grassroots and netroots supporters to push for progressive change and full equality in California and across the country. To get involved in Courage Campaign Equality, visit "Testimony: Equality on Trial" -- our year-long campaign to bring the Prop 8 trial into the lives of Americans.

DAVE THE WHALE,S DOLPHINS,WOLVES,MANATEES, FORESTS......ETC(I HAVE AN IDEA)
i AM FOR SAVING ALL OF THEM...I GET EMAILS FROM SO MANY ORGANIZATIONS....ADD TO THE LIST, SAVE THE LIONS, POLAR BEARS, SAVE THE PLANET....SAVE OUR 5TH AMENDMENT RIGHTS,.....AND 1000'S OF LEGITAMATE OTHER ORGANIZATION....WANT US TO IMMEDIATELY SEND MONEY FOR THEIR CAUSE
THEN, I GET NOTICES FROM EVERY DISEASE...ORGANIZATION,,,,,TO SEND MONEY FOR RESEARCH...AND THE CANCER AND DIA BETES ORGANIZATIONS HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT ONES, ITS HARD TO KNOW IF THEY ARE REAL, AND THEN ITS SAD TO NOTE, THAT 90 PERCENT OF THE MONEY GOES TO ADMINISTRTION COSTS...
THEN THERE IS SAVE THE BOYS SCOUTS, THE GIRL SCOUTS, AND OTHER ORGANZIATIONS THAT I DOUBT ARE REAL. THEN THERE ARE OTHERS THAT DONT EVEN SOUNT REAL, OFTEN THEY INCLUDE THINGS LIKE THE LADIES AUXILLARY OF STATE SUPERINTENDANTS IN EDUCATION, OTHERS WITH "STATE POLICE IN IT" BUT THESE USUALLY CALL ON THE PHONE BEGGING FOR MONEY.....USUALLY WITH AN ADVERTISING PLOY......AND VARIOUS OTHER ONES ON THE RADIO LIKE "LI cHIAM soCIETY: THAT YOU DONATE YOUR CAR OR BOAT...I LOOKED THEM UP AND CANT FIND ANYTHING THEY REALLY DO BUT TAKE YOUR MONEY,......AND OTHERS THAT EMPLY THE USE OF CHILDREN IN THEIR NAME.....(ALL OF THOSE WANT YOUR CARS)

THERE ARE SO MANY OF THESE ORGANIZATIONS..THAT I WANT TO AD JUST ONE MORE:

SAVE THE ANTIQUE DEALER ASSOCIATION....OR SAVE THE MAURY LUBMAN ASSOCIATION....WHY NOT....ITS A GOOD CAUSE. i CAN USE A NEW VAN, TO SCHLEP MY ANTIQUES IN....AND PAY BILLS....I REALLY CAN USE A HUNDRED THOUSAND TO CATCH UP...
BUT THE IDEA THAT I REALLY HAVE IS THIS......STOP ALL FUCKING WARS....USE THE MONEY THAT THEY GIVE TO THE MILITARY....AND ALL WEAPONS, AND THE BUDGET FOR THE MILITARY......GIVE THE MONEY TO ALL OF THESE ORGANIZATION (NOT ME...I WILL FEND FOR MYSELF) THEN WE CAN SAVE ALL THE ANIMALS, THE TREES, THE ENVIROMNET, SURE ALL DISEASES, FEED ALL THE HUNGARY, CLOTHE THE NAKED, HOUSE THE HOMELESS, DO RESEARCH ON A BETTER ENERGY SUPPLY, CLEAN THE POLLUTED WATERS......AND EVEN MAKE THIS A MORE BEAUTIFUL PLANET.....
BUT WAR IS INEVITABLE.....IT IS IN OUR DNA ISNT IT? AND WAR IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS..ISNT IT.....ALL THE HUGE COMPANIES LIKE DICK CHENEYS HALLEBURTON MAKE BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS (LONG TERM) AND THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT PEOPLE..ONLY THEMSELVES AND$$$$$$$$$$$ IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY SINCE CIVILAZAtion began....The leaders send the common folk to fight their wars...although in Ancient times, some of the leaders were warriors, like ALEXANDER the GREAT..who did die in battle....he was stong, brave, legendary....and by the way...he conquered the world....and also was "gay"
YOu see logic on Planet earth doesnt work. What is really right and righteous are facts that people do not want to listen to. Business and wealth and greed come first. The "I" always comes before the "we" Then the same people who do all the wrong things, create religion(and fantasy) to hide behind..
Human nature....is not what we want it to be. Nothing to be proud of.. BUt thankfully, I do know, so many great people that surround me. Friends and Employees and family, that do not fit into the catagory of the masses. They think in terms of the "WE" before the "I" and that is why I am so blessed.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Yenta Dealer visited..lucky she left alive, Got keys to experimental store

There was this dealer...very full of herself...and a nasty bitch...and I dont care if she reads this..Her name...I cant remember, but she has owned a store called MARYLIN from MONROE for many years....always moving.....
Her stock in trade is used clothing, depression glass and depression kitchenware... some deco furniture and vanities...and this and that...She had oepned in HOHOKUS briefly with a partner, but couldnt make it here..Not enough traffic to do volume..
Up until today, there was no malice or hard feelings. She came in like a bat out of hell, and asked if we had MAgazines..which we do... We sort of Speiclaize having a lot of old one,s dating back before evn WOrld War two....
We do sell of a lot of them.....One lady spent 300 about two weeks ago...(her husband is a writer for Curb Your Enthusiams) and SNL.....
So this Marylin(if that is her name) picks out a pile...asks the price. I said I have to check they are all different..depending on years and content...Now remember a new magazinetoday is 5 to 7.50.!!!!
She had some that were WOrld war 2 LIFE magazines in NEW condition...I get 20-25 each for those....others are ten, 15. some are 5 to 8.
Shw wanted all the good ones for 5.00.. Like WOODSTOCK, LANDING on the MOON< RObert Kennedy...etc... When I told her the prices she flipped....gave me a hard time. I did let her have 4 magazines for 5 each....Then she started yelling at me in front of customers..that my prices are insane....and other nasty things, and that I should get my act together...and give dealers special prices.
I refrained from answering her...... I wold have called her low class trailer trash to carry on in front of my customers..(who thought she was crazy)
I would have said, i do not need low class dealer to sell thing very cheap too...these type delaers never really could pay for qaulity.....and really I dont need them.....I do, sell to high class dealers and designers.....She told me she can find these all over for 5.00.... well, maybe one here and one there...but no one has a choice of hundreds like we do....
That is the last time that blond witch will be allowed in my store.....hopefully I will never have the pleasure of throwing her out.....WHo needs the aggravation.

Tomorrow, we are going to set up an experimental new store....sort of like a formular..to see if it is possible to create a chain. There are people who would like to open an antique and design shop and do not know how to start..so....we can create a store for them open it...and then help them learn how to buy......the store will be on two levels..top level 2200 feet..and a basement with about 4000 feet.....which we may or may not use...

Monday, June 14, 2010

My Bronx birthplace overrun with RATS(on TVnews) etc

a while back, on the news.....they annouced a BRONX APARTMENT HOUSE, wasnt being taken care of by its owner...and it was over run by rats.....The news was on, and I saw the building...and said it was the one that I was born in...then they said it was on Bainbridge Ave,. and that was where it was... Funny to see the building that is alomost a figment of my imagination...but, I had been back about 35 years ago....and now, it is home for a huge family of rats.

Tonight I am not in the mood to comment on the news....its all the same bullshit.
Tomorrow I have a surpirse annoucement......keep in touch

Sunday, June 13, 2010

I invented the new KY flavored "lickables" and other things to kvetch about

By the way, those of you who read this, wethers all the times or some times, please tell your freinds to log on and subscribe..or "follow" the more people that I know read this, the more I am spurred on to do a better job and more often......thanks.

Before I start vetching about people stealing my ideas....I want to discuss the color of the water in Wayne NJ. Tonight I went home and turned on the water in the bathtub... When it was filled, it looked blue-ish green.. like the color of the Mediterranean on a cloudless day. Gorgeous..But it isnt usually that color. Nothing fell into the tub...It was the color of the blue toilet bowl clear that you hang in the bowl....TIDY BOWL. But nothing was around at all to cause this. I then filled up the water int he sink, and a blueish tint was there too. I wonder if its a miracle...or there is something wrong with the water. If my skin turns blue, or starts to peel off, or I turn into a were wolf or frog...we will know the truth. I will call the Wayne Water Department and see if they know...But you can never get any information out of city workers.....never.

KY Flavored jelly....and other sexual flavored items....I not only had the idea for this 45 years ago, but I actually produced them and tried to market them. I was the first to make flavored vaseline....back in 1964-65. My mother thought I had really lost my mind, when I took her Electric mix master down the basement, melted a huge industrila size can of petroleum jelly, and hydroginated it with a slow stream of hot water...sort of like making mayonaise out of petroleum products.....
When the mixture was stable, I added flavorings. and colorings....I made them in all fruit flavors, chocolate, vanilla, and one that was purple with glitter in it for the GAY crowd and called it NELLY JELLY..... Then I packaged it in plastic containers and even had professional labels printed with the flavor on it.....
I did sell hundreds of bottles, but one needs to sell tens of thousands of them to make a profit...and to make that many bottles, one needs a manufacturing plant, not a finished basement with an ELECTRIC MIXMASTER. I tried to get contract from stores, novelty companies....(this was before sex stores)...and everyone th0ought I was crazy except one of my friends who help me sell the products....
I wasnt very aggressive.....and everyone talked me out of trying to mae this go futher..The motto on the label said "In case you change your mind..it still tastes GOOD!" Other products that I concieved was a flavoed wash....to make your best parts smell and taste good" Years later a famous company did produce it....a flavored DUSH...and it was even advertized on TV... I was so ahead of my times...I could have been king of the FLAVORD PUBIC EMPIRE....oh well. My mother decided never to use her MIX MASTER AGAIN.....and my father bought her a new one.. My idea, if at a different time would have made me a multi millionaire...which wasnt meant to be.
I am very angry with the lady govenor of arizona...she is bringing Nazism to her state and to our country. People can be stopped on the street and asked for their papers.....just like in GERMANY before and during the war. AMerica is made of of foreigners..all our relatives come from somewhere else.... The Mexican people contribute so much...and they really get so little. Theya re fabulous kind harded, smiling,hard working people....and get treated so badly. They give so much more than they take...and this BITCH of a GOV....wants to get rid of them.. better, they should get rid of her...VOTE HER OUT> i just wrote her a letter, saying I am boycotting her state and any one and any business from Arizona... pass it on, write the bitch a letter too...PLEASE>

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Sarah Palins TITS, War in Krysistan, More WINS Commercials, etc

The big news today..is that Sarah Palin was asked on her "brilliant" new program if she had breast augmentation....A titty lift...or enhancement....This is what is imporatnt to republican conservatives....(democrats dont give a crap)....and I bet, that most republicans dont give a crap either.....She is the least of our worries..
They spend more time on this type of disinformation.....than on what is really happeneing in the world....Tv is really the garbage sump of the airwaves...nothing to watch....if you are a thinking person, care about the planet, and have a few fucntioning brain sells.
There is a civil ethic war raging in KRYGISTAN....I should have gotten out a world map before I started writing this to get a better feeling where it is...well, it seems that the KRYGS are murdering teh USZBECKS and running them out of the country....and as war is..its sad..women and children are being trampled, slaughters..burned.....as they flee. What did they do to deserve this. NOTHING> Theya re just who they are ....and of a different group...but..they are both SUNNI MOSLEMS>...Moslems killing moslems...and as I understand it, in IRAQ...the SUNIS and Shiites are killing each other....over policy...but here...the Sunni are killing SUNNI....how fucking stupid..Sorry for cursing...but sometimes I need the words for intensity....These Moslems are so crazy.....and I am trying to be objective...and not prejudical....I am not prejudgeing them I am judging them after the fact..after analyzing their behavior.....THEY ARE INDEED CRAZY.
I HAVE MENTIONED IT BEFORE, BUT INS HAS THE WORDST COMMERCIALS.....MOST ANNOYING AND THE MOST DISHONEST... THE ONE I HEARD TODAY MUST BE ON FOR AT LEAST 4 YARS...THE ONE WITH GARY STANLY TELLING YOU HE USUALLY TALKED OF SPORTS, BUT TODAY HE IS TALKING ABOUT GETTING AN HONET MORTGAGE......I DONT KNOW WHO HE IS....AND I DONT CARE WHO HE IS AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR HIS COMMERCIALS.
i WAS READING....AN OLD LIFE MAGAZINE AGAIN TODAY....THEIR ADS FROM THE 40'S TELLING US HOW MILD THEIR CIGARETTES ARE, HOW SMOKING CALMS THE NERVES AND THAT MORE DOCTORS SMOKE "CAMELS" THAN ANY OTHER BRAND...AND DO YOU REMMBER THIS? "LSMFT" NO???WELL THAT WAS THE INTITIALS OF A FAMOUS PHRASE..."LUCKY STRIKE MEANS FINE TOBACCO?"
THEY ALREADY NEW THEN NOCCOTINE WAS A POISON AND A KILLER"""" AND THEY HAD ALL THE FAMOUS MOVIE STARS ADVOCATING THEM..........AND IN THE1920 TO 30"S THEY ALSO HAD SOCIALITE LADYS.....WIVES OF MILLIONAIRES, AMBASSADORS, WIVES OF ROYALTY.....POSING IN EVENIGN GOWNS,,AND SOMETIMES WITH THEIR FACY RICH HUSBAND...IN A TUXEDO......SMOKING AND TOKING ON THEIR CANCER STICKS.....

Thursday, June 10, 2010

WINS 1010 Radio< sleaszy advertising..EX:Prostrate Health Pills

I have been listening to WINS for years..They have the news..if you want to call it NEWS... and they repeat the same shit every ten minutes. until you can memorize it and do the news program yourself.
What I noticed,their advertisers are really so low end...border-lining on crooked and scamspters. Or just down right FUCKING ANNOYING>
The one I hate the most is the one that starts" Hellow,m this is GARY STANLEY, usually I talk about sports, but today I am talking about getting a loan, or a mortgage.. and he goes on to tell why the company he is representing is so damnwonderful that they approve the loan over the phone, so quickly...not like other banks, and they charge less fees..
This had , the very same one has been on there for many years...and I am so tired of hearing his voice and the very same commercial. Why dont they change it a little????First question...who the HELL IS GARY STANLEY.....and second....why in hell do I care that he got two mortgages from this company..(a ML MOSCOWITZ COMPANY)

Then there are the companies that are promising you absolutely free (they repeat the abolutley free statement at least three times) then they go one to tell you that you need to call and give your creidt card....for shipping and handling.....the catch here, that the shipping and handlin charges are so rediculous high, that you really are buying the product/
They tell y ou to hurry up and cal in "for this is a limited offer...and there is a limited supply.. of course besides the absolutely free (charges for shipping and handling) you can for another ten dollars, rush the order...in two or three days....Now tell me, what ever the shit that they are selling...you lived without it for your entire life...so why would you pay an extra ten dollars to deliver a product you dont need and never used before....that probably isnt even worth the ten dollars for shipping and another ten to rush it......
Now as for the limited quantities.....busllhist...This add too has been on wins for two or three years.. I am sure they would have run out of the free stuff long ago...
One of the products is called "PROSTRATE HEALTH" pills.. because they say they"care about our prostrate" It is so reassuring to know, when I lay down at night, there are poeple out there....people and complete companies that care about my prostrate....
Another company who sends free(plus shipping and handling) Is "HYROXOLITE....that is supposed to get rid of wrinkles...there limited supply has been offerend now for three years....Another free offer is LIGHT SIDE SMOOTHES...a poweder that youad water and you loose 12 ponds the firs 4 to 7 days...." they too have a very limited supply for free(plus handling and shipping) and this ad has been on for years...and to drink this stuff and loose 12 pounds the first 4 to 7 days sounds like reall bullcrap.
There are other wieight control products offered for free....
Then the organizations that want you to donate your car or boat.....CARS for KIDS...., The LI"CHIAM SOCIETY.....Organizatiosn for cancer, diabetes, and all other disease, but not the ones you normally hear of....I tried to find them online and what they really do..and nothing concrete can be found.....all they do is buy and sell cars. They praomise a tax deduction..and a free vacation.....all of them...including the salvation army.....I GAVE THEM MY 1988 JAGUAR..WHEN THEY CAME TO GET MY CAR I DIDNT GET A VACATION OR A TAX DEDUCTION...NOTHING.....

Sunday, June 6, 2010

My Magic wand scares customer(at first) Afganistan&Grannys,National Hostility DAY



Last night, the last customer was giving me a bit of a hard time....complaing about prices...and then, found a marble pedastal....but complained it was the wrong color..Now if it was a different color"I would buy it he said! Wait a minute,...I will be right back....I am going to get my magic wand and will change it" I went into my office, where I have my wondrful Halloween Pumpkin MAgic wand, that lights up and blinks on and off!! I cam back, and told me..."be careful now, this is very powerful" I click it on, it lit up...and I waved it a few times over the marble green pedastle.. "shit, I said" it usually works.." I tried again, looked him straight in the eye, as if I was serious...." On the third waving of the wand, I held it closer to my face, stared at it and look at him and said, I think the batteries must have worn down..." Well, my antics made him laugh....and he said he woul dbe back....I tried to post a photo of the wand, but for some reason I could get it on y blog....will try later...
One of my customers, who was an auciton customer, before she and her husband came to the store was here again....I asked her where her Husband was....her reply shocked me.. "He is in Afgansitan for 6 months" He isnt with the army, but with a private company....I didnt ask what he was doing....if she new or was able to tell me, I would have known. She is very talkative...SHe is a Chinese woman, who I think was born in Manhattan, knows some Yiddish and would always laugh at my jokes the loudest during an auction. We have a mutual admiration society....She told me her husband called from Afgansitan and told her to come down the GRANNYS...and shop because he is going to be making a lot of money in the next 6 months....But, although I will graciously take her business and money, I do not want to benefit because we are at war.....Crazy me....
i tried again and couldnt post a photo...I will try later on when all the typing is finsihed.......
I propose a holiday....or a week....and lately, the way thingsa are going, I might even propose a National Hostiity DAY, week or MONTH!!!! I am always angry....I do not like when people are putting various groups down.....There are those who want to send all the illegal Aliens home...(even though I think our economy might fall apart) There are those who are blaming all the NAtional economic woes on people who are on welfare....or they go on to say, that some of them are the fourth generation....on welfare.. I say unto them....do you think they like living on welfare..in bad areas, in dangerous area, with having less and more inferior things to eat and ware.....I really do not think so..and those people might not be educated enough to get them selves out of the ghetto.
This happened today......when I was talking about 6000 people beling laid off by a parmeceutical company..because their plant was moving to china......and they would be on welfare...soon.....I suggested that the government not allow companies to move to china to produce cheap shit things....and put our own people on welfare. I was very hostil to this guy.....not to his face, but within myself...I was angry...he was so republican conservation....assholy. He then went on to try and cut my prices in half....and was angry when he could not beat me up as bad as he wanted to.
I get angry when, I tell a customer that if they do not want to spend 3000 on a mint condit0on item....they can buy one "as is" for 500 and fix it themselves....this customer went on and on and on and on..knocking the condition of the cheaper one...here buy this one you can save 2500 and fix it yourself.......he went on for 15 minutes picking out the flaws and I kept saying, that is why ist 2500 cheaper...."Dont you have anything cheaper?" I handed him a small mirror....But I dont think he got the message.... He went on for another five minutes pointing out the flaws......Finally, before bloodshed, I smiled and said, come back next week, I will glue it and fix it and polish it.....and then you can buy it perfect..for 3000.
then I get hostil when some people bring me things to show me..that they want to sell. Very often, they bring in boxes of pure NOTHING>. They painstakingly unwrapped the items...spread them out....and most of the time they are crap. "home much do you give me for these...or all this stuff..etc. I looked quicly and carefully and tell them I do not want them... Sometimes they freak...."well why not" I do not have customers.....well, they sometimes get bent out of shape...severly rejected....."Well then I wil take them to someone who knows what they are looking at" They probably are going to a recycle dump...or the santiation department." A few days ago, a lady brought me 4 boxes of nothing.....and was really angry....she said to me"YOU made me bring them down" I did not make you...you chose to because I told you I wouldnt come to your house..." I try not to hurt their feelings..especiall if it came from a loving relatie that left it to them.....

Friday, June 4, 2010

Business was good today..many people,EMOTIONS

Last night, i watched the news and saw a bunch of people trying to save a beached dolphin....My sensitivity took a beating on this one,,,and i started tearing...feeling such horrible sadness for the poor dolphin...but happiness, that many humans.....helped keep htat creature alive, pouring water on him, petting him, keeping him cool, until professionals were able to come and try to rescue it.
It briefly restored my faith in human beings...in human nature and that some of us really still care about other species....and that we in-nately know what the right th8ing to do is... It was said, that most beached whales and dolphins, are beached because they are really sick, and their sonar and other parts arent working...therefor the chance of recovery for them is 10%..Never the less. even with bad odds, these people went forth to do the right thing. I cried because I was sand and I cried because I was happy. DOes that make sense?

I went again to the ROut 23 Chinese Buffet....their food is excellent,m and one cannot buy food in the store to prepare such a feast for the same money.....for 20.00 tonite I down many oysters, shrimp, sushi, a few spare ribs, two small peices of sirloin steak that was marinated and cooked over an open fire....Shrimp bisque, DIM SUM (Chinese dumplings) a piece of salmon(small) a noodle dish with seafood(very so so) a little taste of roast duck,.....and some desserts and other goodies. but the choice was staggering..many noodle and rices dishes, veggies like Broccoli Rab with garline, steamed string beanys, stuffed mushrooms, chicke kebabos and maybe ten other chickend and shrimp dished, 4 other soups, clams,........
I ate till i was statisfied, but not over stuffed or in pain...as some do. Every time I go there...there are a collection of large people.....with asses....that gave me an idea.. I could make a deal with these people and rent their funcky butts..and put signs on them.. like walking BILLBOARDS.. If you saw a person with a five foot ass...and they were walking around with a sign....you would READ THAT SIGN...AND THEN CALL UP A FEW PEOPLE TO TELL THEM THAT A FAT ASS, WAS ADVERTISING"SLIM FAST" OR
MC DONALDS OR WENDYS...OR HOW ABOUT IMMODDIUM.....OR EVEN JELLOW OR PUDDING..ON AN ASS......AND I DONT MEAN A LITTLE FAT....ASSES....THAT WOULD WIN PRISES......TONIGHT, THERE WAS ONE PERSON, WHO WAS SITTING ON TWO CHIARS....I AM SUR HER BUTT WAS 48" WIDE....I HAVE A LITTLE BELLY....AND SHOULDNT VISIT THESE PLACES, BUT FOR GODS SAKE, WHAT IN HELL DOES MRS.SHREK NEED TO GO TO AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET......I AM A GOOD ADDICT AND I AM SURE SHE IS ONE TOO....SHE NEEDS HELP....BUT NOT A BUFFET!!!
MY NEW ADVERTISING COMPANY WILL BE CALLED "BIG BUTT BILLBOARDS" AND INORDER TO WORK FOR US, ONE HAD TO HAVE A TREMENDOUS POSTERIOR....AT LEAST 36" SO THE SIGN WIL BE NOTICED.....dO YOU THINK I AM SERIOUS../??? NO, BUT GUESS WHAT...IT MIGHT WORK ANYWAY.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Surprise:Our street was TORN UP,


Today, started out nice and bright and sunny.....but upon reaching the store,...the entiure street was torn up...Police let some traffic pass, then let the other said pass....while they dug, put in pipes, and had paving machines all over...PSEG,The pHONE COMPANY.....were both there....what they were doing..who knows.
Two trucks block my driveway and no one could leave or enter thru the main street, but for those who knew, you can get in thru a back street,into our parking lot.
SO, I knew we were doomed for the day..no business would transpire...but to make a long store short here, we still did about 600 bucks..which is better than a stick in the eye(OUCH)
I was taking photos for the blog (and other reasons) when a yellow hard had guy, with an accent...asked me what I was doing....and what was I taking photos of....my BUTTON WAS PUSH. I told him it was none of his business... He kept yelling and following me....I was rady to aim for his groin, if he touched me...or tried to pull my camera away. Then he got a policeman...who asked what was wrong..I explained this anus was questioning me....and I told him its none of his business. Has the PARANOIA of terrorism gotten this far, that you cant take photos of a broken up road... was this endangering NAtional Secuirty??? I was fit to be tied. Much ado about nothing..

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Admitted Plagerism,Gov of NJ is a pIG,Kevorkians VAn on EBAY

First, instead of me telling jokes, let me admit I stole them all from an email BArbara Comerford sent me......and want to share them with all of you....they are funny...I think the one that really gotme was the one..A man stops a JEWISH WOMAN and tells her "I havent eaten in 3 days" her response "force yourself
It made me laugh out loud....hope you like them..YOu do not have to be JEwish to laugh at JEWISH JOKES, or Eat Kosher HOt DOGS and knishes....
JOKES:
Jewish Comedians and their jokes.
Most of you remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days: Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Victor Borge, Woody Allen, Joan Rivers, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, Allan Sherman,
Jerry Lewis, Peter Sellers, Carl Reiner, Shelley Berman, Gene Wilder, George Jessel, Alan King, Mel Brooks, Phil Silvers, Jack Carter, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Jack Benny and so many others.
Not one single swear word in their comedy.

* I just got back from a pleasure trip.. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

* What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"

* Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

* My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

* My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

* She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

* I was just in London; there is a 6-hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

* The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months.

* The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. " Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

* Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I am 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

* A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand? " The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

* Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!"

* A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.."

* Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

*Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

* The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton
spelled backward is Not Now.

* There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.

* Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

* Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie? It's called, 'Debbie Does Dishes'.

* Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? They never let anyone finish a sentence!

* What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position? Facing Bloomingdale's.

* A man called his mother in Florida, "Mom, how are you?" " Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak." The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

* A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband. "The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

* Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner.

* How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody."

* Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.

* Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself," she replied.

* What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

* Why are Jewish Men circumcised? Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off.

OUR NEW GOVENOR..IS A PIG....EVIL, CORRUPT,..... His brother had a MADOFF type scam...they were indited...the other two guys went to jail....but his brother, got off with a verbal slap of the wrist.... He also got certain contracts...and made money....just like Richardson of NEW MEXICO, who was scadalized...and who is a much better man...This HORRIBLE crook, is cutting the money for our childrens education...cuts taxes for his rich friends...I know people who know him and worked for and with him, and they verify how right I am.....

Dr Kevorkian...."DR Death" had a van that was used to assist people in suicide..which I feel is their right. When pain becomes unbearable, and there is no hope of revoery....people whould be able to terminate their suffering...and no government, or relgious institution has the right....morally, to stop it.
This van was put on ebay....but the facists at EBAY soo made them remove it.. I wonder how much it would have brought, and who would have purchased it??

Because of my diet, i havent been posting recipes for many months..but I did cheat and make something new tonight.....The recipe uses Thai style sauce.....and then. goies crazy. Make a peanut sauce with peanut butter, thinned down with vinegar and water....to tase.... then add tobasco, soy sauce, fresh grated or powered garlic, celery seeds, mayonaisse, and thinly chopped green onions(scallions) Should have the consistency of a salad dressing.....then tossing with thin sliced potatoes...
you can add: chopped hard boiled eggs, crispy bacon, (this isnt diet) at all.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

poison ivy, Israel, Guatemala,Religion, and lots more

Its almost three in the morning, and I do not feel like sleeping. It is not insomnia either....I realize, I have been shriking my responsibilty to the readers of my blog.I havent written anything in a long time....lazy, tired, and sometimes, i guess I have to be in the mood.
Like a big macho fool, i went up to my home in Wayne and found, enough poison IVY growing on my property to make the entiure workd scratch, or itch......and started pulling out the plants iwth my bare hands. In past years, I hardly ever get it...I thought I was immune....well, even though, I washed my hands in hot soapy water a few times, the first evidence was itching and swelling of a certain part of the anatomy, that you can not scratch in public. Two days later, it is starting to come out on my arms......and now there is this strange pink coating on both arms from CALAMINE LOATION. Also, another part now looks like a big pink candy cane.

The NEWs of Israel attacking this flotilla upsets me, for several reasons, Firstly, I hope that they really have a reason...and the only reason would be that they were carrying guns and ammunition, and military equipment. If this is not found, the world will really be pissed at them, more than they already are....and whats more MAURY LUBMAN will be pissed at them...and this is even worse, than the world being pissed at them. Since my delusions, that I can talk with GOD directly (well I talk(he listens) I will first ask for forgiveness for the country as a whole.....the people them selves, most of whom suffer from one type of post trumatic stress or antother want peace...Its the Government leaders who want war...if any one of them wants war.
No one wants to live in eternal fear....never knowing when a missile will strike, or a crazy terrorist, will come into themarket place, a mall, a restuarant, a train or bus....and blow it up. So I feel the people of Isreal themselves, will condemn the action if no proof of reason is given...I p[redict, Israelis will march in the streets, protesting this...unless, they are apeased with proof of cause.

Speaking of GOD, he was off duty again...The hurricane named after the writer AGATHA Christie, wreaked havoc again, and bodies are piling up again, and people are missing again, and new orphans roam the land homeless, stomachs are going hungry, mouths are dry from thirst from lack of pure drinking water, as the floods rise, and the mud flows, and ASH from a volcanic eruption, futher inhibits help for the people.....and the church bells ring...and people are praying....praying for fucking what...where was their prayers before the volcano, before the hurricane, before the mudlsides and floods, before the death and destruction...PRAYING DOES NOTHING....IT IS THE ONLY THING THE HUMAN MIND CAN THINK OF OUT OF DESPERATION, THAT SOMETHING GOOD MIGHT HAPPEN IF YOU PRAY... ITS A LESSON IN FUTILITY...BUT WHEN THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO YOU PRAY. WHEN CAVE MEN WERE IN THE DARKNESS, AND SCARED...THEY WOULD PRAY THAT THE SUN WOULD OCME UP AND LIGHT AND WARMTH WOULD RETURN....SO..THAT IS THE FIRST GOD, THE SUN GOD...AND, THEIR PRAYERS WERE USUALLY ANSWERED, FOR THE SUN COMES UP EACH MORNING....WITH, OR WITHOUT PRAYERS.
WE HAVE HAD SO MANY NATURAL DISASTERS IN THE PAST FEW YEARS.....AS A MATTER OF FACT WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD NATURAL DISASTERS...WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD EPIDEMICS OF DISEASES...FAMINES,FLOODS, HURRICANS, TORNADOS, BLIZZARDS, EARTHQUAKES, VOLCANOS, SUNAMIS......FROM DAY WONE. AND DO YOU THINK PRAYERS EVERY HELPED....
SO, here i lay claim to be an Athisist....a Jewish Atheist thank GOD.....but I still admit, that my human brain, is as primitive as everyone elses...and I do pray and "talk" to the great spirit, every night.....am I a hypocrit? I dont think so. We are programed to be both logical creatures, educated.....but there is still part of the brain that regresses to the primitive mind...and this religious thing...still haunts us and its hard to get away from it. DO I really belive that this great spirit...can "hear' myprayers... no I dont....but as the cop said to the woman who was feeding chicken soup to a dead man" LADY why are you feeding him soup he is dead?" and the woman replied, vell, it couldnt hurt!"

Business seems to be picking up a little, or luck is changing...and my attitude to be nicer and kinder adn drop prices a little....is helping.... I try to be optimisitc.....