Friday, February 25, 2011

gADAFFI. MEZZUZAHS, FRESH ESTATES AND GUILT

I HAVENT BEEN WRITING MUCH LATELY....MY MUSE...MUST BE ON VACATION, AND I DONT FEEL UP TO PAR... ACHES AND PAINS, BLURRED VISION SOMETIMES, AND I FEEL VERY SCHLEPY/cOLD BE THE WATER PILLS THAT MAKE ME WAKE UP EVERY HOUR AND PAY HOMAGE TO THE BATHROOM...AT LEAST i AM GETTING MY MONEY OUT OF IT...i WAS RIPPED OFF 15,000 DOLLARS FOR IT..MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY IT...HMMM, I DONT THINK ENJOY IS REALLY THE RIGHT WORD, LETS SAY, I AM GETTING USE OUT OF IT.
THE ENITURE MIDEAST EXPLOSION...WHETHER IT WAS STARTED BY WICKI LEAKS, OR THE POWDER KEG WAS READY TO BLOW UP ANYWAY.....IS SOMEWHAT DISTURBING. ALTHOUGH, WE DO WANT THE WORLDS PEOLE TO HAVE A GOOD TASTE OF SO CALLED DEMOCRACY, I AM NOT SURE THOSE PEOPLE CAN HANDLE IT. WHEN A RELIGION IS DIVIDED IN TWO, AND EACH HALF IS KILLING THE OTHER HALF.. AND THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS INTELLECTUAL...SHOULD A RELATIVE OF MOHAMMED BE THE LEADER OF ISLAM, OR A DULY ELECTED AND QUALITFIED PERSON.....FOR THIS DIFFERENCE, THE DEATH TOLL IN IRAQ, ALONE IS STAGGERING...THE SO CALLED RELIGON OF PEACE....BLOWS UP THE OTHER SIDES MOSQUES....THAT WOULD BE ALMOST AS IF AN OTHRODOX GROUP, WOULD BLOW UP A HASSIDIC SYNAGOGUE. THE JEWS, WHILE SEPARATED VASTLY IN IDEALOGY....ONLY YELL AND SCREAM AT EACH OTHER....THERE IS NO VIOLENCE..FOR THEY STILL ARE ALL JEWS, AND PART OF THE SAME UNIVERSE.
THE CATHOLICS AND PROTESTANTS ALSO USED TO BLW EACH OTHER UP IN IRELAND , AS OF RECENTLY, AND IN THE PAST, ENGLAND AND IRELAND, AND OTHER PARTS OF EUROPE WERE ENGAGED IN RELIGOUS WARS.......AGAIN FOR STUPID REASONS.. THE cATHOLICS LOVE THEIR POPE..AND HIS COSTUMES AND HATS AND SHOES, AND BIG JUICY RINGS TO KISS...AND THE COLLECTING OF ART AND BUILDING HUGE CATHEDRALS...WHILE THE PROTESTANTS, SO MUCH MORE HUMBLE....BUILT SMALLER CHURCHES AND DIDNT NEED A POPE..TO TALK TO GOD FOR THEM....
AND YET THEY KILLED EACH OTHER IN JESUS NAME...I AM SURE JESUS WOULD BE PISSED!!
NOW WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE ENTIURE MIDEAST BLOWING UP. IRAN SENDING WARSHIPS THRU THE SUEZ CANAL....GADAFFI THREATENED TO BLOW UP THE OIL WELLS...AND OF COURSE ISREAL IS ON 24 HOUR GUARD FOR ANYTHING TO HAPPEN...THEY ARE PREPARED TO BLOW HALF THE MIDEAST INTO OUTSPACE.....(WHERE IT BELONGS) THOSE PEOPLE ARE INSANE!!! AND IN THE BACK OF MY MIND,I WORRY THAT IT WILL EFFECT ALL OF US.. GAS IS ALREADY MORE EXPENSIVE, TRANSPORTATION WILL MADE GOODS AND SERVICES MORE EXPENSIVE......AND THE GAS COMPANY BASTARDS WILL RAISE THE PRICE JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN..NOT BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO!
I HAD THIS VERY SILLY IDEA TO MADE MEZZUZZAHS..THOSE CUTE LITTE THINGS THAT WE JEWS PUT ON EACH AND EVERYDOOR....FOR PROTECTION...FROM AL BAD THINGS, SICKNESS, THE EVIL EYE,AND ANYTHING NEGATIVE.... WITHIN THOSE CAPSULES, USUALLY BRASS, CONTAINS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (iF i AM WORNG PLEASE LET ME KNOW).....MY SILLYNESS BROUGHT ME TO THE THOUGHTS THAT THEY CAN ME MADE IN NONE RELIGIOUS FORMS....LIKE THE MUMMY CASE OF KING TUT, A HASSDIC MAN, A CHINAMAN WITH PIGTAILS, A BLACK MAN EATING WATERMELON..(YES THEY ALL ARE RACIST IN SOME WAY..BUT ONLY JOKING).....HOW ABOUT ONE OF OBAMA WEARING A YARMULKE, AND RUSH LIMBAGH, SARAH PALIN WITH HER MOOSE GUN, GLEN BECK(DREK) ANN COULTER, (ONE OF YOUR DOG -CUSTOM MADE..OR YOUR CAT.....lIBERACE, fRANK sINATRA, ALL THE BEATLES, DOLLY PARTON.....AN ELEPHANT, GIRAFFE,HIPPO AND OTHER ZOO ANIMALS.....THE DALI LAMA, THE POPE, THE GRAND RABBI OF BROOKLY,....AND ON AND ON. WE COULD HAVE A HUGE SET...MADE IN CATAGORIES...PEOPLE, PLACES, THINGS, ANIMALS, ETC SELL THE IDEA TO THE FRANKLIN MINT. BUY ONE GET ONE FREE>
WE ARE GETTING IN MANY MANY PARTIAL ESTATES AND THE STORE IS FILLING UP. TONIGHT WE WENT TO LOOK AT A HOUSE...THE PERSON WAS PUT IN A HOME..AND EVERYTHING WAS AS SHE LEFT IT..IT MADE ME VEY SAD. MORE THAN USUAL......ALL THE CLOTHING WAS IN THE CLOSET AND IN HER DRAWERS...LOOKS LIKE NOTHING WAS REMOVED. FOOD IN THE REFRIGERATOR..AND IN THE ATTIC...WAS A FREEZER...AND PLUGED IN....I WAS REALLY AFRAID TO OPEN IT...AFRAID I MIGHT FIND A BODY, OR BODY PARTS....I JUST COULD IMAGINE OPENING IT UP AND A HEAD WOUULD BE STARING BACK AT ME...WHY IN HELL WAS THERE A FREEZER INT HE ATTIC, AND WORKING..WHY NOT IN THE BASEMENT?
I FELT AS WE WERE INTRUDING...AND WE SHOULDNT BE THERE....LOTS OF GUILT STARTED FILLING ME UP...YET, I WAS SENT BY A LAWYER..THIS IS WHAT HE HAD TO DO, AND WE DID WHAT WE HAD TO DO....THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT LIFE JUST ISNT FAIR. WE ARE BORN...WE GROW UP, WE GET OLD AND SICK AND DIE. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.....AND OTHER HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER US....AND MAKE ROOM FOR THE NEXT GORUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE OUR PLACE. THIS IS THE COSMIC PATTERN....

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

THE MIDEAST IS ABLAZE, AND CHINESE EGGPLANT DISH

tONIGHT, NOT ONLY IS TUNISA AND EGYPT SETTLING THEIR DEOMCARCY ISSUES, BUT BAHRAIN, YEMEN, ALGERIA, IRAN, AND LIBYIA ARE IN TURMOIL.....SOME OF THEIR PEOPLE BEING BEATEN AND SHOT....THEIR LEADERS ARE LESS GENEROUS THAN MUBARK AND HIS SOLIDERS. AND AGAIN, THOSE COUNTRIES THAT WE CALL ALLIES...OR MUSLIM DICTATORSHIPS, BUT NOT ALL OF THEM THAT ARE FALLING APART ARE ALLIES...AS LIBYIA HAS BEEN AN ENEMY FOR A LONG TIME. YES, I AM CONCERN, BUT I WILL NOT PUSH ANY PANIC BUTTONS UNTIL WE SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I JUST HOPE THAT MOOSEKILLING SARAH PALINS SHUTS HER MOUTH......SHE SAID SHE DIDNT LIKE THE WAY OBAMA HANDLED THE EGYPTIAN SITUATION. I THINK HE DID JUST FINE, BY NOT REALLY DOING ANYTHING.

I NEEDED AN EXCUSE TO BUY "CHINESE 5 SPICE" HERE IS A QUCIK DIDSH WITH NO NAME> I CUT UP A BUNCH OF CHINESE EGGPLANTS IN ABOUT 2 INC PIECES....CHOPPED UP A LARGE ONION. SLICED ONE SMALL RED POTATOE VERY THIN... AND DEFROSTED HALF A BAG OF CHOPPED SPINACHED. FIRST SAUTE THE ONIONS IN OIL WITH FRESH GARLIC....THEN ADD THE POTOATOES, THEN THE EGGPLANT....AND FINALLY THE SPINACH WHEN THE OTHERS ARE SOFT...THEN ADD CHINESE FIVE SPICE ...AND YOUR CHOICE OF "HEAT" TOBASCO, CHILLIES, BLACK OR CAYENNE PEPPER.....THEN ADD A CUP OR TWO OF WATER AND LET COOK DOWN...IF YOU WANT A LOT OF GRAVEY,,, ADD WATER AND CORN STARCH...TO THICKEN....AND AD SALT AT THE END. KEEP CHECKING THE FLAVORING....ADD MORE FIVE SPICE OR GARLIC IF NEED BE.
YOU CAN ADD ALMOST ANY VEGGIE TO THIS TO MAKE IT DIFFERENT...NICE CHINESE OR AMERICAN MUSHROOMS, FRONZEN OR FRESH PEAS, OR ANYTHING.. JUST GO WILD. SERVE OVER BROWN RICE.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

UNDERSTANDING THE UNVERSE, TRIP TO NYC(TRAFFIC) OTHER NONSENSE

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING! PEOPLE, KARMA AND THE UNIVERSE.. NOW THAT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A VERY BROAD STATEMENT. BUT WHEN, A GROUP OF NON VIOLENT PEOPLE, MARCH IN SUPPORT OF THE TIBETIAN PEOPLE, AND THE NEPHEW OF THE DALI LAMA, IS MOWED DOWN LIKE A COMMON BLADE OF GRASS AND KILLED.....I SOMEHOW LOOSE THE CONCEPT, THAT ANYTHING IN THIS UNIVERSE MAKES SENSE. ONE WOULD THINK, THAT DOING THE RIGHT THING TO SUPPORT AN OPPRESED GROUP OF PEOPLE..WOULD SHINE ON THE SPIRITUAL POWERS THAT BE, AND KARMA JUST MIGHT WORK IN THIS SITUATION. THOSE RELIGOUS PEOPLE MIGHT CALL THIS POWER GOD, AND GOD WAS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, JUST AS THE DRIVE OF THAT CAR.
SOME MIGHT SAY WE JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WAY OF THE SUPREME BEING. AND THAT THERE IS A REASON FOR EVERYTHING. AND I SAY UNTO THEM, WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT...
"YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FRIGGEN MIND"

nOW EGYPTIAN HAS A NEW MILITARY GOVERNMENT..THE CROOK IN POWER ,IS GONE, AND SO IS 30,60 OR 90 MILLION DOLLARS. ANOTHER DICTATORSHIP THAT AMERICAN HAS SUPPORTED AND ENRICHES FOR 30 YEARS....HE RAN AWAY WITH ALL OUR TAX DOLLARS......AND DONT TELL ME NON IN THE GOERNMENT, REGARDLES OF THE POLITICAL PARTIES THEY WERE AFFILIATED WITH NEW HE WAS STEALING. BULLSHIT... I WONDER IF THERE WERE PAYOFFS TOO?
WE WOULD HAVE INVADED EGYPTIAN IF THEY HAD SOMETHING WE WANTED....LIKE OIL. I GUESS WE HAVE ENOUGH MUMMIES IN OUR MUSEUMS AND THEY WERENT ENOUGH CAUSE..TO SEND IN THE TROOPS AND HALLIBURTON. YES, WE NEEDED TO HAVE OUR BASES IN THE MIDEAST AND FRIENDLY COUNTRIES TO LAND IN IF NEED BE. AND YES, THERE WAS A PEACE ACCORD WITH ISRAEL AND EGYPT...AND MAYBE THEY DIDNT WANT TO ROCK THE BOAT.. BUT WAS HE ANY BETTER THAN SADDAM HUSSEIN? THE SWISS BANKS SAID THEY WOULD FREEE HIS ASSESTS. GOOD, IF THAT IS TRUE.....THEN SEND HIS BILLIONS BACK TO US.....IT CERTAINLY IS MONEY HE DIDNT EARN....HOW DID HE EARN IT...SELLING POSTCARDS OF THE PYRAMIDS?

LAST NIGHT JOHN AND I WENT INTO NYC, TO VISIT OUR FREIND RONNIE TWO DOOR...(TUDOR) WHO IS A MERCHANT FOR "ALMOST" FINE ART. WE BOUGHT SEVERAL PAINTINGS, BRONZES AND OTHER INTERESTING DECORATIVE ANTIQUE REPRODUCTIONS...INLCUDING A GREAD BRONZE 30" TALL OF JULIUS CAESAR IN HIS LONG ROBES (SCHMATA.....IN LATIN,) AND A BRONZE OF A NATIVE AMERICAN TRYING TO TRAIN A SMALL BEAR.........AFTER BUYING ALL THE ITEMS, WE WENT INTO A GREAT RESTAURANT TO EAT....I HAVE EATEN THERE SEVERAL TIMES....IT WAS ALMOST NOSTALGIC, NOT BECASUE OF PAST EATING EXPERIENCES THAT WERE GASTRONOMICALLY PLEASANT, BUT THIS STORE USED TO BE AN ANTIQUE STORE THAT WE VISITED.....IN THE 1970S.....FOR MANY YEARS....THE OWNER.....WITH WHOM WE WERE VERY FRIENDLY....DIED..YEARS AGO, DIED, WHILE TALKING WITH JOHN ON THE PHONE!! SAD BUT TRUE.
THE MENU HERE HAD NAMES LIKE PHENOMG PENG BEEF, SAIGON CHICKEN, GULF OF TONKIN SHRIMP.....NAMES AILEN TO ME, REMEMBERING THE DAYS OF THE VIET NAM WAR....ON T HE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD, WHERE THE BLOOD AND BOMBS WERE SOMETHING WE IMAGINED AND SAW ON TV, BUT THOUGHT IT REALLY WASNT REAL..... WE NVER KNEW ANY PEOPLE FORM THAT PART OF THE WORLD, AND ASSOCIATED THEM AND THEIR WORDS WITH TERROR ATTACKS ON OUR SOLDIERS....LATER ONLY TO FIND OUT..WE WERE THE REAL TERRORISTS, AND WERE BRAIN WASHED BY OUR GOVERNMENT AND MEDIA (SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?)....WE LEARNED TO HATE THIS ENEMY AND NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS WAR WAS ABOUT....IT WASNT REALLY ABOUT THE FEAR OF WORLD DOMINATION OF COMMUNISTS... BUT THE ACQUISITION OF OIL AND DRUGS AND MAKING MONEY FOR BIG BUSINESS......TODAY IN HE MIDEAST, ONLY THE NAMES HAVE CHANGED....THE LIES HAVE CHANGED, THE BUT REASON FOR THIS WAS IS DRUGS, OIL AND MAKING THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX MORE RICHA ND MORE POWERFUL......AND THE ONE MAIN DIFFERENCE IS THAT SOPHISITICATED WEAPONRY, HAS CUT THE DEATH TOLL IN BATTLE...WE ARE SOMEWHERE CLOSING IN ON 4000 DEATHS (SO THEY TELL US???) WERE IN VIETNAM, IT WAS OVER 54,000.... OF COURSE, DEATHS FROM DISEASE AND INJURY CONTINUE TODAY FROM VIETNAM...AGENT ORANGE DISEASE AND SUICIDE FROM DRUG RELATED CAUSES..CONTINUE... AS DO, THOSE FROM THE PRESENT AND LAST IRAQI WAR.
YES I DO RANT AND RAVE, BUT NOT WITHOUT CAUSE....AND I GO OFF ON TANGENTS....SO BACK TO THE MENU AND FOOD. THE MENU IS A FEW PAGES LONG, THE RESTAURANT IS APPOINTED BEAUTIFULLY, AND JAMMED WITH PEOPLE. THE AROMA IS TANTALYZING. MAKING CHOICES IS VERY DIFFICULT...AND THERE ARE SO MANY SIMILAR DISHES..WITH ONE OR TWO INGREDIENTS THAT MAKE IT SOMETHING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. THE PRICES, FOR NYC ARE EXTREMLY FAR....OR JUST DAMN CHEAP, THE PORTIONS ARE LARGE, AND THE FOOD IS VERY GOOD.
JOHN WAS IN VEGETARIAN HEAVEN...WITH A HUGE SALAD, VEGGIETARIAN DUMPLINGS AND VEGGETARIAN CURRY.....A PORTION, THAT TWO PEOPLE COULD HAVE EASILY FILLED THEM SELVES,,AND PROPERLY COOKED BROWN RICE. ON THE TABLE IS A CONTAINER THAT HOUSED THREE DIFFERENT TYPES OF SPICY THINGS...TWO SAUCES...THAT WERE ALMOST MELTING THE GLASS IT WAS WITHIN, AND SLICED CHILLES OF SOME TYPE. JOHN POUR ALL THREE ON HIS FOOD AND SALAD.....AND..I WATCHED SILENTLY...WONDERING WHY IT DIDNT KILL HIM. ONE DROP BURNED MY LIPS...BUT JOHN POURED IT ON, COVERING HIS FOOD...
I HAD AN APPETIZING PLATE...WITH SATE: CHICKEN AND BEEF ON A STICK, BROILED WITH CHOPPED PEANUTS ON IT..AND SERVED WITH A PEANUT SAUCE, TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF EGG ROLL OR SPRING ROLLS, FILLED WITH STUFF? EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS...WHO KNOWS, MAYBE I DONT WANT TO KNOW....BUT TASTY...AND SOME KIND OF CHOPPED SHRIMP THAT WAS DEEP FREIND AROUND A PIECE OF SUGAR CANE......AND THEN...I HAS A HUGE PLATE OF CHICKEN CURRY WITH A BIT OF CHINESE EGGPLANT FOR EXTRA FLAVOR...IT WASNT SPICEY, AND I DID AD A FEW DROPS OF THE SAUCE THAT WAS TICKLING JOHNS INNARDS. AND OF COURSE, IT WAS SERVED IN A VERTI GRIS HEAVY IRON POT OF GREEN TEA....
WE LEFT RONNIE TWO DOORS AND GOT ONLY A FEW BLOCKS, WHEN THE VIET NAMESE FOOD WAS GETTING REVENGE ON THIS AMERICAN FOR THE ENTIRE WAR. LUCKILY, THERE WAS A PARKING SPOT VERY SHORTLY IN FRONT OF AN ALL NIGHT "DINER" RESTAURANT.....JOHN ORDERED APPLE PIE AND COFFEE AS I WAS ON A RECONNAISANCE MISSION TO FIND THE BATHROOM.
I HAD A CUP OF TEA....THE BILL FOR TWO DRINKS AND PIE WAS 11.00 WOW.. THEY WERENT SHY!!!
THE TRIP BACK WAS A HORROR. GOING INTO THE TUNNEL THERE WAS BUMPER TO BUMPER TRAFFIC THAT WASNT MOVING AT ALL FOR A WHILE. THEN IN NJ, ROUT 17 WAS BUMPER TO BUMPER AND NOT MOVING...TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT.. THE HIWAY WAS CLOSED. THEY MADE US GET OFF.....MAKE A RIGHT TURN OVER THE OVERPASS AND THEN WE WERE ON OUR OWN....NO MORE SIGNES...EXCEPT ONE THAT TOOK US BACK TO 17 IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.!! FRIGGEN IDIOTS... THE HIWAY SHOULD HAVE A SIGN MILES DOWN THE ROAD THAT SAID, "RT 17 CLOSED AT PATERSON PLANK ROAD-mAKE OTHER PLANS" TOOK FOREVER TO GET HOME LAST NIGHT...AND I AM PISSED AT BOTH THE POLICE AND DEPARTMENT OF HIWAYS."
SEX AND POLITICS.. WHY DO THEY SEEM ALWAYS TO GO TOGETHER.. IS IT THAT PEOPLE IN POWER ABOSE THEIR POWER? IS IT THAT PEOPLE WHO STRIDE TO BECOME POWERFUL ALSO HAVE A HIGH SEX DRIVE. OR IS IT THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE MONEY, THEY ARE ABLE TO AFFORD SEXUAL AFFAIRS. OR IS IT..THAT THE ENTIURE WORLD FOOLS AROUND, AND THE PEOPLE IN HIGH PLACES ARE THE ONES PEOPLE WATCH ...THEREFORE THEY GET CAUGHT/?? who cares!!!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

wE ARE CLOSING OUR wESTWOOD STORE......

THE LANDLORDS BOTHER CAME INTO THE STORE...AND GAVE ME A LINE OF BULLSHIT THAT WE OWE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY (WHICH WE DO NOT)...THEY SAID THEY RAISED THE RENT...WLL THEY NEVER TOLD US, NOT GOT A CERTIFIED LETTER TO TELL ME THAT....(THEY ALSO CUT OFF HALF THE LIGHTING IN THE BASEMENT).....AND OTHER NONSENSE..
WELL I SAID, OK WE ARE FINISHED.....GIVE US A MONTH..TO GET OUT. THEN HE SAID, WELL WANT TO STAY IF YOU DONT HAVE TO PAY AN INCREASE..NO, I SAID WE HAD ENOUGH. YOU CAN NOW HAVE 3 EMPTY STORES...NOW YOU CAN PAY THE HEATING BILL SO THE PIPES DONT FREEEZE. THERE WERE 8 SNOW STORMS SINCE XMAS....IF YOU HAVENT BEEN AWARE...
SO ITS OVER...BYE BYE WESTWOOD. IT WILL BE GOOD TO HAVE JOHN BACK HERE AGAIN

Monday, February 7, 2011

SNOW & MORE SNOW, cELEBRITY CAMEO APPEARANCE...SOUP

ALL THIS SNOW HAS MADE ME NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING..BUSINESS IS BAD, AND DEPRESSION HAS SLIGHTLY SET IN....KIM G FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ..BOUGHT A FEW THINGS HERE.....WELL, IF YOU CALL THOSE PEOPLE CELEBRITIES...I HAVE OTHER NAMES TO CALL SOME OF THEM, SHE WAS VERY NICE..BUT SOME OF THEM....AND THE ONES FROM THE REAL HOUSE WIVES OF NYC (WHO ALSO WERE HERE) CAN BE COMPARED TO THE FEMALE BODY PART THAT RESIDES AT THE Y WHERE THE TWO LEGS MEET....AND USED TO BE COVERED BY HAIR..BUT NOW, THESE RICH BITCHES HAVE THEM WAXED AND POLISHED LIKE A NICE HARDWOOD FLOOR.

THE PILE OF SNOW OUTSIDE THE STORE IS TALLER THAN ME!!! AND ITS DARK AND NASTY....I MADE A SOUP...FROM SOME LEFT OVER RICE,AND VEGGIES....THAT I HAD PUT TOO MUCH GARLIC INTO.....I DILUTED IT WITH WATER, USED TWO VEGETARIAN BOUILLON CUBES, TOBASCO, CATSUP, WORSTERSHIRE SAUCE, CILANTO, AND GRATED CHEDDAR CHEESE..MICROWAVED IT TILL ALL THE CHEEST MELTED,.....THEN ADDED A LITTLE SALT AND PEPPER AT THE END.....IT WAS REALLY DELISHOUS..WHAT EVER IT WAS. THE VEGGIES IN THE RICE WERE GREEN PEPPER, YELLOW SQAUSH, ONIONS.....

IT LATE AND I AM TIRED, AND DO NOT HAVE ANY CREATIVITY IN ME TODAY........I AM GOING FOR AN UPPER AND LOWER GI SERIES TEST AND A COLONOSCOPY.......I GUESS THAT IS THE CLOSETS I WILL GET TO BEING ON TELEVISON THIS YEAR....ONE DOWN MY THROAT AND THE OTHER ONE UP THE TUSH.....(ALL i NEED IS A SPONSER...AND WE CAN HAVE THE MAURY LUBMAN INSIDE SHOW!!!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

IF GROUNDHOG DAYS WAS A HASSIDIC HOLIDAY

FOR THOSE WHO MIGHT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, PLEASE DONT.....GROUNDHOG DAY IS NOT A JEWISH HOLIDAY/////BUT IF IT WERE, AND PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS WORSHIPPED.....THE FOLLOWING IS A PSEUDO SCENARIO OF WHAT WE WOULD SEE IN PENNSYLVANIA TOMORROW'

ALL ACROSS THE NORTHEAST, HASSDIC MOTHERS ARE COOKING THEIR BRAINS OUT WITH FABULOUS DELICASIES...THEY ARE PACKING BASKETS WITH JARS OF PICKELED HERRING, LOX WRAPPED IN WAXED PAPER,, BAGELS AND BIALIES, POTS OF BRISKET, STUFFED CABBAGE, CHOLENTS(BEAN&MEAN STEW) KNISHES, SALADS OF ALL KINDS, BREADS AND ROLLS,KNISHES, PICKLES AND PICKEL TOMATOES, PASTRAMI AND CORNED BEEF... ALL KINDS OF PASTIRES, AND DRINKS....
NEATLY PACKED FRSH IRONED TABLE CLOTHS, AND LINEN NAPKINS......AND SILVER AND BRASS CANDLE STICKS AND BOXES OF CANDLES....PUT INTO TRUNKS.......AND A LARGE NUMBER OF PRAYER BOOKS..

PORTABLE RECORD PLAYERS WERE ALSO READY TO BE LOADED INTO BUSES AND VANS FOR THEIR TREK TO PENNSYLVANIA. CHILDRENS CLOTHES WERE WASHED AND IRONED, AND THE LADIES WERE SETTING THEIR WIGS TO BE GLAMOUROUS..THEIR SHEYTLES THEIR SIGNATURE...OF MARRIED HASSIDIC LADIES. A BIG DAY LIES AHEAD.

AT DAY BREAK, ALL OVER THE HASSIDIC COMMUNITY..FROM BROOKLYN, TO MONSEY NY TO MONROE NY....WERE READY TO LEAVE FOR THEIR 2 HOUR TRIP TO PUNXSUTANWY PHIL...TO WORSHIP HIM AND PRAY TO HIM FOR AN EARLY SPRING.

THE BUSSES AND VANS PULLED TO THE PARKING LOTS.....HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE STARTED SETTING UP PICNIC TABLES, LIGHTING FIRES IN PARK FIREPLACES AND GRILLS....THE WOMEN STARTED COVERING THE TABLES WITH THEIR CLEAN CRISP CLOTHS, SETTING UP THE CANDLEABRAS, AND SETTING FANTASTIC DISPLAY OF DELISHOUS FOODS FOR THE PEOPLE TO EAT, WHEN THE CEREMONIES WERE FINISHED. THE MEN AND BOYS OVER 13 TOOK THEIR PRAYER BOOKS, AND SURROUNDED THE HOLE WHERE PHIL THE GROUNDHOG WOULD COME UP AND LOOK OUT.
THEY ALL OPENED THEIR PRAYER BOOKS AND STARTED PRAYING....THEY BENT FORWARD AND THEN SWAYED BACK...AND KEPT BENDING AND PRAYING...AND CHANTING...MOST WERE WEARING THEIR FUR HATS AND THEIR PEYESS (LONG CURLS) SWAYED IN THE MOVEMENT.....THE HAUNTING CHANTS,OF THE MULTITUDES....EVENTUALY SUMMONED PHIL FROM HIS HOLE AND HE STUCK HIS HEAD UP....WHEN THEN MEN SAW HIM EMERGE...THE SWAYING AND PRAYING GOT WILDER AND LOUDER....AT THAT POINT...ONE OF THE WOMEN PUT ON A RECORD ON THE WIND UP RECORD PLAYER.....HAVA NEGILA.....AND THE MEN STARTED DANCING IN A CIRCLE AROUND THE GROUND HOG HOLE....WHICH SCARED PHIL, AND HE RETUNED DOWN THE HOLE. THE DANCING CONTINUE...IN WILD WHIRLS AND TWIRLS....AND OTHER HASSIDIC MUSIC REPLACED HAVA NEGLIA, AND THEN MEN DANCED AS THE WOMEN HEATED THE FOOT AND SET IT OUT. THE FIRST DEVOURED WAS PIECES OF PICKLED HERRING....WHICH THEY GRABBED ON WOODEN TOOTHPICKS..mOST OF THE MEN SEEMD TO DRIP THE HERRING JUICE ONTO THEIR BLACK COATS, BUT DIDNT MIND IT....THEY WERE ALL VERY HAPPY...FOR IT WAS YONTIV)HOLIDAY) GROUND HOG DAY, ONE OF THE HOLIEST DAYS OF THE YEAR..... ONE OF THE WOMEN WAS CHOSEN TO OFFER A PLATE OF FOOD TO PHIL, AND PLACED IT NEAR THE OPENING TO HIS DEN.....WHICH SURPRISED ME BECAUSE I DIDNT REALIZE THAT GROUNDHOGS ATE KOSHER....ESPECIALLY, PASTRAMI IF VERY FATTENING FOR A GROUND HOG.
AFTER THEY ATE AND DRANK, CHILDREN PLAYED GAMES....LIKE PIN THE TAIL ON THE YENTA, AND SPIN THE GROUNDHOG...A CLAY GOURNDHOG, WHICH WHEN SPINNED AND POINTS TO THE WINNER...THE WINNER GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE ONE OF THE OTHER CHIDLREN FEEL GUILTY.

Egypt=New PAssover Happening, Hungarian recipe,Snow&boredom

while there is no old man with a long beard....and a staff, the Egyptian People are witnessing the begining of a new PASSOVER..This time, its the Egyptians own people, who are asking their pressdient to resign...in effect, telling him let my people go and be free of YOU...MR Mubarack...
There have been no plagues yet, but the PHAROHS CHARIOTS are in the streets,but claim they will not fired upon the people. The people want him out, but tonight, he said he wouldnt leave,until September....If we can fast forward....we can only make a few guesses what might happen? Mubarack might agree to leave...or the crowds might get violet and start rioting....usually, bad people then take over......then the police and army, just might start firing into the crowd. If deaths start piling up, a revolution could proceed. Mubarack might get assasinated...even by one of his own people......as he probably is the one that had SADAT killed...29 years ago.
Why the people would try to loot their own museum.....is a mystery..unless those who did it were just stupid thugs. Egypt has the most exotic and oldest history in the world and are proud of it...Ripping the heads of a few mummies...doesnt prove anything but stupidity.

I love to eat...and I really do not have a particular ethic favorites....I love them all.....my least favorite is Eskimo....and second lest favorite is JAPANESE....and that doenst mean that I do not like Japanese food....I just like other foods better. Now I must admit, there are cusines that i have never sampled....I have never eaten South Sea ISlands foods.....like fermented ground cassava and taro roots made into their version of knishes.....and I really never had Eskimo food..nor attended an Eskimo BAr MItzvah... I have never eaten tribal African food..which is also lots of ground up roots made into poridges, or pancakes..and I know they eat bugs, worms, drink blood of cows, and some other things I can live without. But, from all not tribal countries....I love all the food....my three real dislikes: anchovies, buttermilk, and too fishy fish.. I am very fortunate that I like all fuits and veggies, without exception, all meats, including liver,brains, kidney and all other parts and pieces.
I am particularly close to HUngarian food. I grew up with it.Gandma brought her recipes from a town in HUngary, in the middle of nowhere...about 30 miles from the Ukraine, and what is now Romania..... She didnt teach me to cook any of here recipes...but I just absorbed them by accidently watching enough times as I grew up. Here is one that I just made....simple, inexpensive, peasant food, delicious and easy.... In Hungarian it is called KARPUSTA GULISHKA (Cabbagecasserole) It is basicaly..It is a saute of noodles with cabbage and onions...... how to: cook broad noodles, al dente, put aside, and put in some butter to keep them from sticking. chop cabbage and noodles.... a two cups cabbage to one of onions. Saute in butter until onions start to brown and cabbage is soft and wilted. Add veggies to the noodles and add some more butter, salt, pepper and a hint of red paprika(for color) and continue to saute..until some onions and noodle start turning brown. Serve in a soup bowl, with a tablespoon or two of sour cream.

The snow is getting annoying....since XMAS, we have had is it 7 or 8 storms...and another in a few days? The LAndlady from my Westwood store, send us an eviction notice....we are a about a total of a month behind.......is it any surprise..NO FRIGGING PARKING IN A MONTH...NO BUSINESS. WE WIL TELL HER TO KEEP HER STORE, WHICH WAS EMPTY FOR 9 MONTHS..AND ALTHOUGH ITS GORGEOUS STORE...WE ARENT MAKING ANY MONEY...SO LET HER HAVE HER STORE BACK, LET HER PAY THE HEATING BILL FOR THE REST OF THE WINTER. SHE DOENST APPRECIATE THAT WE ARE IN THERE.....GAY COCKEN AFEN YAM.