WELOL, IT USUALLY TAKES ME SOME GREAT EMOTIONAL UPHEAVEL TO BEGIN TO WRITE AFTER A DRY SPELL. WELL, TO TELL ALL OF YOU I AM PISSED!! I GOT PISSED UPON AGAIN BY OUR POLITICIANS AND THEIR FAMILIES. THE NERVE OF THEM. I WASNT INVITED TO CHELSEA CLINTONS WEDDING.. I WAS SURE I WOULD BE INVITED. I SUPPORTED BILL WHEN HE WAS FOOLING AROUND WITH MONICA...AND STOOD UP FOR HIM....TO EVERYONE. I EVEN HID SOME INFORMATION WHEN HILLARY WAS HAVING HER AFFAIRS WITH A BUTCH DIKE.. SEE THE THANKS I GET.....I ALREADY HAD MY TUX READY, AND A CUSTOM MADE YARMULKA WITH GOLD EMBROIDERY WITH MY INITIALS....M . L. MAURY LUBMAN....BUT, THEN I DECIDED TO TURN IT INSIDE OUT..FOR FEAR THE SECRET SERVICE MIGHT THINK IT MEANT SOMETHING ELSE....LIKE MONICA LEWINSKY!!! I HAD PREPARED MY STRETCH CADDY...WITH GIFTS IN THE BACK....A BLENDER, A TOASTER, AND A SPECIAL CELLULAR PHONE THAT ALWAYS REACHED ME AT THE STORE INCASE CHELSEA WAS IN NEED OF SOME ADVICE..... LOOK, WITH HER PARENTS, AND MARRYING A FELLOW MEMBER OF THE TRIBE.... SHE MIHT BE IN NEED OF A FATHERLY ADVICE.....ESPECIALLY WHEN BILL MIGHT NOT TO BE ABLE TO BE REACHED AT ANY GIVEN TIME.... FOR WHEN YOU CRAWL UNDER A DESK, YOUR PHONE MIGHT FALL OUT AND TURN ITSELF OFF.!!!
I ASKED THE NEIGHBOR WHY SHE DIDNT TELL ME THAT SHE SAW RATS ON MY LAWN> SHE WAS SO STUPID....SHE HAD NO ANSWER.....I DO NOT THIK SHE MEANT ANY HARM..SHE WOUDLNT HAVE TOLD ME IT WAS HER....IF SHE DID. JUST A SCHMUCK.
ALL KIDDING ASIDE, I SEND THEM BLESSINGS.. CHELSEA MUST OHAVE HAD A HARD TIME GROWING UP WITH HER PARENTS....THE SCANDLES, THE POLITICAL PRESSURES, AND BEING AN ONLY CHILD...AND NOT THE MOST GORGEOUS KID IN THE WORKD....BUT COMIG FROM HANDSOME PARENTS.. I THINK SHE SURVIVED WELL, LOOKS QUITE NICE....AND CAPTURED A JEWISH HUSBAND THAT WILL PROBABLY BE A VERY GOOD HUSBAND. I HOPE YOU ALL WISH THEM MAZEL....AND HOPE THE GUY BREAKS THE GLASS ON THE FIRST TRY!!
tODAY I HAD THE FIRST VERBAL ARGUEMENT AND THREW OUT A LADY AND HER FREINDS FROM MY STORE.....SHE WAS DIGGING AROUND THE CASE OF SMALL ITEMS AND KNOCKED A HUMMEL TO THE FLOOR. HER RESPONSE WAS NOT SOUNDING EVEN SORRY. I TOLD HER SHE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BREAKAGE....AND THAT I WOULD NEED HER TO PAY 50 BUCKS. SHE SAID I WAS RIPPING HER OFF....AND..ITS WAS ONLY A PIECE OF CRAP....(WHICH IT ISNT) AND WAS WELL WORTH THE 50 i ASKED...SOME TIMES THEY ARE 100...OR MORE. SHE KEPT GETTING NASTY....SAID IT WAS BROKEN BEFORE...(IT CRASHED TO THE GROUND AND EXPLODED) I TOLD HER I WOULD CALL THE POLICE...SHE SAID GO AHEAD....I PICKED UP THE PHONE AND DIALED.. ALTHOUGHT, IT DIDNT GO THREW...SHE DIDNT KNOW THAT.... 911 (DIDNT OWRK) BUT SHE THEN THREW THE MONEY AT ME AND TOLD ME TO "GO TO HELL" i DIDNT RESPOND WITH ANYTHING NEGATIVE.. SHE KEPT IT UP AND I ASKED HER TO LEAVE....SHE WALKED TOWARDS THE DOOR AND SAID SHE WANTED THE BROKEN PIECES(AS IF I WERE GOING TO GLUE THEM AND SELL THEM AGAIN) SHE CONTINUED TO YELL IWAS RIPPPING HER OFF....AND I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON.....I ONLY RESPONDED THAT SHE DAMAGED MY STUFF AND WAS RESPONSIBLE...AND SHE WAS ATTACKING ME AS IF I DID SOMETHING WRONG... I GOT A FEW OTHER "GO TO HELLS" AND OTHER NAMES...THEN SHE WANTED A RECIEPT WHICH I GAVE HER.THEN SHE STARTED DIGGING AROUND LOOKING FOR SOME OF THE PIECES. I TOLD HER TO STOP TOUCHING THINGS BEFORE SHE BREAKS MORE THINGS.....HER FRIENDS DIDNT SAY A WORD. SHE THEN TOLD ME TO HELP HER FIND THE MISSING PIECES..WHICH FLEW ALL OVER THE PLACE....I WAS NOT ABOUT TO CRAWL ON THE FLOOR LOOKING FOR THE PIECES....FOR THIS WITCH. SHE THEN ACCUSED ME OF PUTTING THE ITEM THERE BROKEN AND WITH PIECES MISSING......I TOLD HER THAT SHE IS THE FIRST PERSON IN YEARS, THAT I HAD TO HAVE A VERBAL FIGHT WITH....
I NEVER CALLED HER ONE NAME...AND SAID NOTHING NEGATIVE...AND THAT WAS HARD...BUT IN FRONT OF MANY PEOPLE IT WAS NECESSARY...I KEPT MY DIGNITY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, ALTHOUGH, I MIGHT HAVE RAIDED MY VOICE??? I KEPT SAYING PLEASE LEAVE...now!!!! SHE GAVE ME A FEW MORE GO TO HELLS, AND WHAT A NASTY MAN I AM......
WENT TO THE EYE DR THIS WEEK..SAW THINGS THAT I KNEW WERENT THERE.....LITTLE HAIRS...BUT IT WAS IN THE LENS OF MY EYE.....THE DR TOOK ALL KINDS OF TEST AND THE FIRST THING SHE SAID IT WAS A GOOD THING I CAM IN THAT NIGHT... MY EYE PRESSURE WAS AT CRITICAL LEVEL, AND ONE OR TWO MORE POINTS, I COULD HAVE HAD AN EYE STROKE AND HAVE GONE BLIND. SHE PUT IN MORE DROPS...I WAITED HALF AN HUR ADN THEN MORE DROPS....I DROVE HOME, WITH RAINBOW HALOS AROUND EVERYTHING....AS IF I WERE TRIPPINGON ACID...NOT THAT I EVER TRIPPED ON ANYTHING BUT MY SHOELACE...BUT THAT IS WHAT I ASSUME IT WOULD BE LIKE...
BUT FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS, THE SENSITIVITY IN MY EYES WORSEDED...I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING IS SORT OF FUZZY, MYEYES BURN LIKE AN ALLERGY, AND I JUST DO NOT FEEL NORMAL...(AS IF i EVER DO) i AM OGING BACK FOR MORE TESTS..SHE PROCLAIMED TO THE WORLD THAT I HAVE CATARACTS (SO DOES THE NILE RIVER...) AND GLACOMA....WHICH MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE SAME REASON THAT MY GREAT PARENTS (HUSBAND AND WIFE FROM HUNGARY) WERE BLIND... I THINK I WOUDL HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE BEING BLIND. I WOULD MISS ALL MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS, BROADWAY SHOWS(ALTHOUGH I CAN STIL HEAR THE SHOW TUNES) AND DRIVING. I WOULD HAVE A REAL HELL OF A TIME DRIVING...WITHOUT SOME KIND OF SONAR BUILT INTO MY BRAID FROM THE CAR.....MY LINCOLM MARK 8 WOULD BECOME A BUMPER CAR....NOW YOU DONT REALLY THINK THAT GOING BLIND WOULD STOP ME FROM DRIVING DO YOU???
i HAVE BEEN EATING OUT LATELY...AND HAVE NOT CREATED ANY NEW RECIPES. I HAVE BEEN MAINTING MY WEIGHT,(i THINK) BUT HAVE NOT BEEN LOOSING ANY MORE..THAT I WILLSTART DOING AGAIN SOON.
I FOUND OUT THAT A NEIGHBOR CALL THE CITY AND COMPLAINED THAT WE HAVE RATS IN WAYNE. I FOUGHT WITH THEM, EXPLAINING THAT WE DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING CRAWLING AROUND THE HOUSE..NOT EVEN ANY GOOD LOOKING DRUNKS. I HAD TO HIRE AN EXTERMATOR AT A COST OF 325.00 TO PROVE TO THEM THERE ARE NO RATS OR MICE, OR ANY OTHER RODENTS..I WIL PAY THE GUY TO WRITE STOME STUPID SHIT ON THE SHEET...THAT HE FOUND A MINIATURE HEARD OF ELEPHANTS LIVING UNDER MY BACK PORCH...AND I MIGHT EVEN SEND THE BILL TO BOTH THE CITY COUNCIL AND TO THE OFFICE THAT MADE ME DO THE INVESTIGATION TO FIND RODENTS.....
I HAVE NOT COMMENTS ON THE BP OIL SPILL... SINCE I DO NOT BELIVE MOST THINGS I READ...I AM NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.... HALLEBURTON....BUILT THE DAMN RIG I BELIVE(CHENEYS COMPANy0 AND THEY WERE SKIMPING ON COSTS TO KEEP IT SAFE. BP DIDNT REACT FAST ENOUGHT....THE GOVERNMENT I DO NOT THINK REACTED FAST ENOUGH, NO ONE DID THE RIGHT THING.....BUT I WILL NOT BLAME OBAMA..AS SO MANY ARE. HE CAN ONLY REACT TO INFO GIVEN HIM BY HIS ADVISORS...AND I DO NOT THINK THERE WAS ANY PRECIDENT ON WHICH TO BASE EXPEDIENT BEHAVIOR. BUT TO TAKE CARE OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE LOOING SO MUCH...IS A GOOD THING. HOPEFULLY BP AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL RESTORE THE LAND AND WATERWAYS BACK TO AS ORIGINAL AS POSSIBLE.
NOT HAPPY WITH THE HAPENINGS IN IRAG AND AFGANIZASTAND....BRING THEM ALL HOME ALREADY WE CAN NOT WIN. NO ONE CAN OVER THERE....IF PEOPE ARE WILLING TO BLOW THEMSEVES UP FOR THEIR CAUSES...THEIR GOD....AND IN TERRAIN THAT IS SO UNFREINDLY....WE CANNOT WIN UNLESS WE DROP A FEW ATOMIC BOMBS.....AND I THINK THAT OWULDNT BE THE WAY TO MAKE OURSELVES LOOK GOOD IN THE EYES OF A FORMIDABLE CRAZY ENEMY....BUT IF THEY WANT TO END IT....AND FAST...THEY CAN NUKE THEM AND MAKE THE MOUNTSINS IN AFGANIZSTAND INTO A LEVEL PARKING LOT...AND FILL THE EX MOUNTAIN RANGES WITH SHOPPING MALLS AND PLAY PARKS, AND DISNEY TALIBAN PARK,......AND PLANTS THOUSANDS OF MILES OF OPIMUM POPPIES, AND MANUFACOTR ALL KINDS OF DRUGS, LEGALLY AND TAX EVERYONE....AND PAY OFF THE NATIONAL DEBT..
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