Monday, February 7, 2011

SNOW & MORE SNOW, cELEBRITY CAMEO APPEARANCE...SOUP

ALL THIS SNOW HAS MADE ME NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING..BUSINESS IS BAD, AND DEPRESSION HAS SLIGHTLY SET IN....KIM G FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ..BOUGHT A FEW THINGS HERE.....WELL, IF YOU CALL THOSE PEOPLE CELEBRITIES...I HAVE OTHER NAMES TO CALL SOME OF THEM, SHE WAS VERY NICE..BUT SOME OF THEM....AND THE ONES FROM THE REAL HOUSE WIVES OF NYC (WHO ALSO WERE HERE) CAN BE COMPARED TO THE FEMALE BODY PART THAT RESIDES AT THE Y WHERE THE TWO LEGS MEET....AND USED TO BE COVERED BY HAIR..BUT NOW, THESE RICH BITCHES HAVE THEM WAXED AND POLISHED LIKE A NICE HARDWOOD FLOOR.

THE PILE OF SNOW OUTSIDE THE STORE IS TALLER THAN ME!!! AND ITS DARK AND NASTY....I MADE A SOUP...FROM SOME LEFT OVER RICE,AND VEGGIES....THAT I HAD PUT TOO MUCH GARLIC INTO.....I DILUTED IT WITH WATER, USED TWO VEGETARIAN BOUILLON CUBES, TOBASCO, CATSUP, WORSTERSHIRE SAUCE, CILANTO, AND GRATED CHEDDAR CHEESE..MICROWAVED IT TILL ALL THE CHEEST MELTED,.....THEN ADDED A LITTLE SALT AND PEPPER AT THE END.....IT WAS REALLY DELISHOUS..WHAT EVER IT WAS. THE VEGGIES IN THE RICE WERE GREEN PEPPER, YELLOW SQAUSH, ONIONS.....

IT LATE AND I AM TIRED, AND DO NOT HAVE ANY CREATIVITY IN ME TODAY........I AM GOING FOR AN UPPER AND LOWER GI SERIES TEST AND A COLONOSCOPY.......I GUESS THAT IS THE CLOSETS I WILL GET TO BEING ON TELEVISON THIS YEAR....ONE DOWN MY THROAT AND THE OTHER ONE UP THE TUSH.....(ALL i NEED IS A SPONSER...AND WE CAN HAVE THE MAURY LUBMAN INSIDE SHOW!!!

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