PeePeeKola

Super-thirsty for something salty and delicious? If you can't find Gatorade and live in India, you might try some gau jal instead. The secret ingredient? Cow pee.

The Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), which is the oldest and largest Hindu nationalist group, projects that bottled cow urine could be unleashed on the world by the end of this year.

Not surprisingly, some of the concerns are getting rid of the pesky pee smell and making it tasty. The drink will be mainly cow tinkle with a few herbs to, er, mask the taste of its primary ingredient.
THE ABOVE WAS CUT AND PASTED FROM THE ARTICLE ON AOL NEWS, BUT CAME ONTO THE BLOW WITHOUT THE HEADLINE AND PHOTO OF A COW.. SOUNDS REDICULOUSLY DISGUSTING. THE WORD COW IN SANDSKRIT IS "GAU" SAY IT FAST.... IT SOUNDS LIKE "COW" SOP COW IS SANDSKRIT.

TODAY WAS NOT AS BAD AS YESTERDAY IN THE STORE....BUT STILL AWFULL...WITH ONE DIFFERENCE...TODAYS GROUP WAS TEN TIMES MORE ANNOYING THAN YESTERDAY...TODAY MANY LED ME ON THAT THEY WERE SERIOUSLY INTERESTED IWN BUYING THINGS.....AND THEN BACKED OUT...THREE TIMES... AND ONE COUPLE BROUGHT BACK CHINA THEY BOUGHT THREE WEEKS AGO...SAYING A BUNCH WERE CHIPPED//// YES THREE WEEKS LATER.....SINCE THEY WERE NEIGHBORS OF MY OTHER STORE, I LET THEM EXANGE THEM....BUT THEY LIED ABOUT A FEW THINGS AND IF I COULD HAVE, I WOULD HAVE SPRAYED THEM WITH PREPARATION H... BECUASE THEY WERE SUCH PAINS IN THE ASS.

ONE CUSTOMER, who I thought was Spanish....was from SOMOA...a lovely lady and ehr daughter saw my ad for SOUPS and SALAD SUNDAY at GRANNYS...... they devoured the salad, and then, ate the Chicken Based thick Vegetarian SOUP....and almost lick the plae clean.. then they offered to buy some to take home.....And then they went on to spend $500 The ad for the soup lured them in.....WOW!!! The other soup I made this morning was Pata Fagole, but used Garbanzos instead of other beans...and half of the large pot of soup is missing... The pasta absorbed so much of the soup, that my people thought it was a pasta and bean dish and ate it as a main course....It has onions,garlic, spinach, dice tomatoes,, tomatoe puree, and a new secret ingredited.....roasted sesame oil and olive oil.