Friday, December 11, 2009

Obama Snubbed me for Chanuka, Me and Tiger Woods

I am furious with BArry...and Michelle,,,,the nerve of them snubbing me..I wasnt invited tot eh party for Chanuka at the WHite HOUSE...I was so excited, to think I was going to play with my Dreydel in the Oval Office......I was bringing home made latkes(potatoe pancakes) with homemade applesauce(a little brown sugar and cinnamon)I brought Chuka gelt for his kids....(the kind with chocolate in them) and for Michelles mother.....well, I really was having trouble finding a gift for her.
People are up in arms that he cut the guest list from last year.......Bush has more Jewish people at his Chanuka party.....I do not think its a big deal......but the media is always looking to start trouble.....again they are making a mountain out of a MATZO ball.

Ok..here is the big news....get ready. I SLEPT WITH TIGER WOODS...yES, HE MAY HAD ALL THE BLONDS...BUT I WAS HIS SECRET........HE LIKES DADDY......AND BELIVE ME
"iTS NO BIG THING" (lolo)

Kristalnacht & Happy Hannuka Tiger Woods

And please don’t forget the 10,000,000 Christians, the Catholic Priests, Gypsies, Russians, and many others who suffered the same fate – Absolutely this needs to never happen again
One more good reason for Allied Troops to be waging war against the Islamic Extremists who WOULD perpetuate this….


TODAY AND TOMORROW ARE THE ANNIVERSARY OF KRISTALLNACHT. IT WAS THE START OF THE HOLOCAUST.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON.

I thought you would be interested in moving this on toward the 6 million people needed to match the number killed in the Holocaust...

I wonder if Tiger Woods was Jewish if he would have a MENORAH made in the form of Blonkad SHIKSas(non Jewish girls).. He would "Lite" a new blond every night....but in his terminology, the term light..wouldnt be with a match..He would buy or rent 8 blonds... live ones,,,,,,and on the first night he would stchoop one of them, on the second night, two and so on, untill on the last night of Blond Hannuka, he would be very exhausted.. if not completely played out. I would love to hear the Broocha(prayer) he would make before he "lit" each candle.
I am waiting for one of his curvas (yiddish for whores) to come up with some photos....

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Postivie Vibes TODAY

The boys shoveled me out of the slush and snow.....as if my sons were here to show respect..To me they are family not employees...We got to the store 20 minutes late , not becuase of the weather, but becuase I had trouble getting up and getting downstiars. My feet werent moving as fast as yesterday, but I still didnt need the cane to walk....I think the change in the weahter...the cold and dampness gave what ever is cooking in the knee a set back. But considering I was just about crippled and unable to walk on monday morning...prior to the Sterois..its still a miracle of modern science. If the progression of pain had kept up. I woldnt have been able to walk or stand anynmore.....
I wrote a few poems...and will post them now , even though I havent edited them for errors or to make them better. I am bad at finsihing things...so I would rather share them in their imperfect state, rather than wait for the time called"NEVER" and you will be able to see how i think..with correcting my thoguh patterns.


iS IT WRONG TO DREAM TO FALL
IN LOVE A MILLION TIMES
LOOKING INTO THE EYES AND SMILES
OF COUNTLESS SOULS
LOOKING FOR BEAUTY
pERFECTION IN PHYSCIAL FORM

OR
IN THE SOUND OF A VOICE

TRIGGINGCHEMSITRY INSIDE
TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE

iS IT WRONG TO F IND THE GOOD IN MANY
THE QUALITIES THAT ATTRACT
PHYSCIALLY OR MENTALLY
tO BE TURNED ON BY THE P ERSONALITY
THE VERY ESSENSE
OF THEIR BEING
sEEING ALL THE POSITIVE
WHICH TEMPORARLY MAKES YOU
DRUNK WITH LUST OR LOVE AND DESIRE
BUT KNOWING IT IS FANTASY
ONLY TEMPORARY
lIKE INHALING THE PERFUNE OF A THOUSAND ROSES
ENJOYING THE MOMENT
LIVING ON THE MEMORY OF THE EXPERINECE
UNTIL THE NEXT BOUQUET IS FOUND.
iTS THE EMOTIONAL VISITATION
TO A HUMAN MUSEUM OF ART
WHERE THE PAINTINGS ARE ENJOYED
BUT NEVER CAN BE OWNED.

MITZVAS (good deeds)

pOUR YOUR HEART OUT
BREAK YOUR BACK
SPEND YOUR EARNINGS
YET YOUR YEARNINGS
FOR A SIMPLE THANK YOU
MAY NEVER COME
WHEN DOING MITZVAS
DONT EXPECT
A WORD OF APPRECIATION
OR ACKNOWLEGMENT OF YOUR CONTINUOUS EXISTENCE
BUT YOUR PERSISTENCE
IN DONG THE RIGHT THING
HELPING'
ENOURAGING'
SAVING
EDUCATING
POINTING OUT THE PROPER PATH
TEACHING OTHERS HOW TO ACT
HOW TO LAUGH
HOW TO THINK'HOW TO BE
HOW TO SEE
tHE EFFECT OF YOUR MITZAH MAY TAKE TIME
A YEAR, A DECADE A GENERATION
FOR YOUR DEEDS TO TAKE EFFECT
YOUR MAGIC TOUCH
AND YOUR SAVING GRACE
MAY NEVER SHOW ITS FACE
IN YOUR TIME
eVENTUALLY YOUR INTENDED BLESSING
WILL BE SEEN AND KNOWN
BY POWERS OF THE UNIVERSE
THAT WE DONT UNDERSTAND.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

KVEtch-A NEW WORD ADDED TO THE eNGLISH LANGUAGE

SOME PEOPLE PRONOUCE IT KVETCH....OR KAH vETCH.....AND ANOTHER DIFFERENT WORD CALLED "KVITCH" kVETCH MEANS TO COMPLAIN......AS " mY SISTER IS GOING TO KVETCH WHEN SHE SEES HER ELECTRIC BILL" BUT A "KVITCH" IS A SOUND THAT SOMEONE MAKES....A SQUEAL...AS IF SOMEONE PINCHED YOU YOU GIVE OUT A A KVITCH A KVITCH IS WHAT A MAN MAKES WHEN HIS PROCTOLGIST PUTS ON HIS PLASTIC GLOVE AND DOES A PROSTRATE EXAM.......BUT HE KVETCHES WHEN HE GETS THE BILL....
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING TODAY? noTHING....EXCEPT i AM GONG TO START KVETCHING AOUT MY CUSTOMERS.
tHERE WERE TWO SETS OF CUSTOMES FOR WHOM WE OPENED UP ABUT 27 RUGS OUTSIDE..AND OF COURSE NONE OF THEM WERE GOOD EOUGH FOR THEM OR TOO EXPENSIVE,OR THE WRONG SIZE OR WRONG COLOR.........
bUT THE WORST CUSTOMER TO KVETCH ABOUT WAS THE DAUGHTER OF A GOOD CUSTOMER WHO ASKED THE PRICE OF TEN 10 CRYSTAL GLASSES......sHE EXAMPINED ONE OF THEM IN HER HAND..AS i COUNTED A;; THE GLASSES....I DECIDED TO JUST ABOUT GIVE THEM AWAY.....SO i SAID 20 DOLLARS................SHE REEXAMINED THE GLASS AGAIN AND AFTER i SAID 20 DOLLARS FOR ALL OF THEM...SHE MADE A NASTY FACE AND SAID "THEY ARE NOT EVEN waterford"
sHE kVETCHED ABOUT IT QUALITY....AND i SAID MY DEAR..wATERFORD COSTS 80 EACH....THESE ARE 2.00 EACH...AND i WALKED AWAY. sHEE GOT MY VOTE FOR "VAGINA" OF THE MONTH"
sPEAKING OF KVETCHING......i KVETCHED TO THE OWNER OF THE BAGEL SHOPABOUT HIS POTATOE SALAD AT 6.00 A POUND, THAT COMES PREMADE IN A "SPACKLE BUCKET) AND IS TASTELESS....NO SPICES, A LITTLE MAYO, NO ONION,GARLIC,CELERY OR GREEN PEPPER.NO TASTE......wELL. THEY SAID IT WAS POTATOE SALAD, BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MADE FROM STYROFOAM, CARDBOARD, OR PLASTIC. tHE KVETCHING CONTINUED...ALSO ABOUT POTATOES....THESE WERE ABOUT HIS WHAT HE CALLED HOME FRIES. tHEY WERE SHOE STRING OR SHREDDED VERY THING...SO WHEN THEY WERE FRIED, THEY ABSORBED TOO MUCH OF THE OIL..AND WERE GREASY AND ALSO NEEDED SOME ONION, AND GREEN PEPPER....AND CUT IN CHUNCKS AND SLICES..NOT THIN SHOESTRINGS....
tHEREFORE i HAVE A GREAT IDEA....WHY CANT RESTAURANTS SERVE GREAT TASTING POTAOE SALAD, MACARONI SALAD AND COLESLAW? iTS NOT THAT DIFFICULT...SO i AM THINKING HOW i CAN START SUCH A BUSINESS... wE ALREADY HAVE A BOARD OF HEALTH PERMIT....SO WHAT DO WE NEED? hUGE POTS TO BOIL POTAOTES, PEELERS, SOME BOWLS....BUCKETS TO PACK IT IN....SCALES.....NOT MUCH MORE..PLUS LABOR......AND THEN......HOW DOES ONE ADVERTISE OUR NEW PRODUCT? oNE NEEDS INSURANCE ON OUR PRODUCT.........IT WILL COST MORE BECUASE WE WILL USE THE VERY BEST OF EVERYTHING...WILL PEOPLE PAY A LITTLE MORE FOR LIP SMACKING DELICIOUSNESS??? WE WILL SEE.
lIKE i HAVE NOTHING MORE TO DO THAN START A POTAOTE SALAD COMPANY....bUT WHY NOT...

12/7 1942 9/11 tWO dAYS WITH SIMILAR MEMORIES AND REPERCUSSIONS.

FDR...PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT KNEW A FEW DAYS IN ADVANCE OF THE DANGER OF THE JAPANESE ATTACKING PEARL HARBOR. THE PEARL HARBOR NEWSPAPER THE DAY BEFORE HAD SUCH WARNINGS.ROOSEVELT WAS WARNED BY STAFF THAT IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.....AND IT DID. ROOSEVLET LET IT HAPPENED WITHOUT PROPERLY WARNIG THE COMMAND POST ON PEARL HARBOR.
IT WAS ONE OF THE HARDEST DECISIONS HE WAS TO EVER MAKE....KEEPING IT A SECRET AND LETTING ALL THOSE PEOPLE DIE IN THE AFTER MATH OF THE BOMBING OF OUR PACIFIC FLEET. IT WAS MUCH MORE DEVASTATING THAN HE HAD EXPECTED.. BU THE OUTCOME, EVENTUALLY SAVED MILLIONS OF LIVES.
AMERICA JUST HAD TO GET INTO THE WAR TO HELP ENGLAND AND THE REST OF THE EUROPEAN CONTINENT..WE HAD ILLEGALLY ENERED INTO AN AGREEMENT WITH THE LEND LEASE PROGRM, GIVING OR LENDING ENGLAND SHIPS AND EQUIPMENT TO FIGHT TH GERMANS. THE MERICAN POPULATION DIDNT WANT TO GET INTO A WAR AGAIN IN EUROPE....WE JUST FINISHED WW ONE, AND LOST MILLIONS OF SOLIDIERS, AND THEN WE WENT INTO A WORLD WIDE DEPRESSION. THE SENTIMENT OF THE MAN ON THE STREET WAS NO MORE WAR. OF COURSE THEN, LIKE KNOW, BIG CORPORATIONS LOVE WAR..ITS PROFIT MAKING..THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE SACRIFICED.
ROOSEVELT ALSO KNEW HUMAN NATURE AND HOW aMERICANS REACT TO PEOPLE WHO ATTACK US....WE WANT REVENGE..SO, AFTER HE ALLOWED PEARL HARBOR TO OCCUR, HE KNEW HIS PEOPLE WOULD GO ALONG WITH DECLARING WAR AGAINS THE AXIS POWERS.
HITLER ALREADY HAD INVADED AUSTRIA,CZECHLOSLOVAKIA, BOMBED THE HELL OUT OF ENGLAND AND FRANCE.... AND IT WAS EASY ENOGH TO REALIZE HE WOULD TAKE OVER ALL OF eUROPE.
gERMAN SUBMARINES WERE ALREADY SEEN OF THE COAST OF NEW JERSEY, AND BALOONS CARRYING BOMBS WERE FLOATING OVER CALIFORNIA AND OTHER WESTERN STATES.
wITH gERMAN TECHNOLOGY ON THE RISE, WHO KNEW WHEN IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE FOR THEM TO INVADE THE MAIN LAND OF THE USA. SO, WE HAD TO GET INTO THE WAR.
INTELLIGNECE ALREADY KNEW THE OVENS WERE BLAZING WITH THE JEWSISH POPULATION AND CONCENTRATION CAMPS WERE SPRINGING UP ALL OVER IWTHE THE MOST HORRIBLE ATTROCITIES IMAGINABLE,ALTHOUGH ROOSEVELT REFUSED TO HELP THE PLIGHT OF THE JEWISH PEOPLE BY BLOWING UP THE BRIDGES AND TRIAN LINES THAT TOOK THE TRAINS TO THE CAMPS.

wHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH 9/11? WHY EVERYTHING!!!! uSING THE SAME PROCESS, BUSH KNEW THAT THE ONLYWAY TO SELL ANOTHER WAR TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, AFTER THE USELESS FIRST IRAQI WAR...WAS TO HAVE OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR.....RIGHT HERE ON THE MAIN LAND. iT WOULD HAVE BEEN TO DANGEROUS TO HAVE AIRCRAFT BOMB ONE OF OUR CITIES, BUT THEY CAREFULLY FIGURED OUT, HOW TO BRING DOWN THE TWIN TOWERS, WITH A MINIMUM OF CASUALITIES.. THE "BOMBING" WAS CONTROLLED. THE TIMING WAS EARLY IN THE MORNIGN WHEN THE LEAST AMOUNT OF OCCUPANTS WERE N THE BUILDING, AND YET THEY OULD SENT AIRCRAFT WITH FULL TANKS OF GAS BECUASE THEY WERE GOING TO CALIFORNIA.
tHE BUILDINGS WERE PRE-WIRED WITH EXPLOSIVES BEFORE HAND..THAT IS HOW AND WHY BUILDING 7 CAME DOWN,K EVEN THOUGH IT WASNT HIT BY ANY AIRPLANE.
THE CARFUL PLANNING BY CHENEY,RUMSFELD AND A SELECT UPPER ECHELON OF THE MILITARY....CREATED THE PERFECT SCENARIO. CHENEY CALLED FOR AIRCRAFT MANEUVERS OVER CAPECOD AND MAINE, SO WE HAD NO PLANES IN THE AIR DOWN HERE TO PROTECT US. IT WAS DONE UNDER THE GUISE OF "WAHT IF PLANES WERE HIJACKED...A SCENARIO WHICH MIMICKED WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. SO WHEN BLIPS APPEARED ON THE RADAR, OUR PLNAES THAT OWULD HAVE PROTECTED US..THOUGHT THEY WERE PART OF THE WAR GAMES.
WE ALL KNOW THAT BINLADEN WAS EDUCATED IN THE USA, AND HIS FATHER IS HEAVILY INVESTED WITH DADDY BUSH IN THE CARLYLE GROUP THAT BUILDS TANKS AND OTHER MILITARY WAR EQUIIPMENT(WHAT A CO INCIDENCE) BIN LADEN WAS A BIG PARTY MAN AND DRANK AND HUNG OUT IN BARS AND HAD LOTS OF GIRL FREINDS....UNTIL HE WAS HIRED BY THE CI TO DO SOME DIRTY WORK FOR THEM.
AL QUEDA WAS FORMED....(WE HELPED OF COURSE) AND WE INFILTRATED THEM.....AND PERSUDED THEM TO BLOW UP THE BUILDINGS...OF COURSE, THEY DIDNT KNOW THA THE usa WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN THIS PERSUASION AND FINANCING THEIR ENDEAVORS.
tHE SO CALLED FLYERS(PILOTS) WERE PHOTOGRAPHED..NOT SO MUCH AS WE WERE WATCING THEM, BUT TO HAVE PROOF AFTERWARDS THAT AL QUEDA WAS INVOLVED..AND WERE THE GUILTY PARTIES. AFTER THE TOWERS CAME DOWN, THEY EVEN CLAIMED TO HAVE FOUND THE PASSPORT OF ONE OF THE PILOTS.
WITH PLENTY OF VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THE CARNAGE...AND THE PLANES HITTING THE BUILDINGS.....THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WERE OUT FOR REVENGE. JUST LIKE PEARL HARBOR...AND OF COURSE, LIKE ROOSEVELT BUSH AND CHENEY GOT THEIR WAR..HALLEBURTON(CHENEYS COMPANY) GOT THEIR 368 BILLION IN ADVANCE)AND EXXONMOBIL GOT SOME MORE OIL WELLS.
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IN THE TWO DATES.....WW2, WE WERE REALLY NEEDED TO GO IN AND HELP SAVE eUROPE. 9/11 WE WERE NOT NEEDED AT ALL, IT WAS ALL FOR BUISNESS....OIL AND DRUGS.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Tiger Woods is TOP NEWS

Seems like we are all tired of hearly about Brittany Spears, Paris Hilton,Brad Pit and the rest of the HOLLYWOOD BRATS......and I already forgot the ame of the nasty English Skanky singer, who is always in the hospital or over dosing or getting into trouble....so we need a new icon to Crucify.
We justg about fnished up on KAte and Jon and heir boring scandlous life..so Media land has to find a new person to become the latest SINsation. Tiger woods..Not your typical black macho athelete. He is one with looks and a brain, and kept out of trouble until now. This seemingly quiet man now is being accused by everyone as having a hard time of keeping his "putter" in his pants. I wonder why? Hiswife is veryh attractive...but maybe she just doesnt do it for him. SHe might not pay "lip service" to the GOD OF GOLF. Or maybe he just cant get a holein one....maybe those ground hogs filled up her hole with dirt and noting can get into it.....There were even rumors earlier that he had a boyfreind as well?
But tell me, is there anyone out there that really cares who Tiger screws with. Does it effect any of our lives...NO> Its none of our business what most people do.Let him live happily after iwth his wife and kids, or let him screw a goat..he is an athelete...and that is all is what is important...If the media really wants to do its job, let them do investigating reporting on businesses screwing the average person....the government crooks......etc.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Tiger wood scandal

Perez hILTON IS A GAY YENTA.....AND SHOWS THE IMPERFECTIN OF THOSE THAT ARE THE DARLINGS OF THE WORLD. hE SHOWS THEY RE HUMAN....HOLLYWOOD AND STARDOME SEEMS TO BE ENERGIZED BY RAGING HARDONS AND VOLCANIC VAGINAS AND MEGA TONS OF MONEY.
aLTHOUGH, THE PRIVATE LIVES OF FAMOUS PEOLE ARE NONE OF OUR BUSINESS...AND WHAT THEY DO IS REALLY not news, THEY SHOULD LEARN TO BE MORE CAREFUL WHEN THEY PLAY AND CHEAT....AND BEABLE TO TAKE THE HEAT WHEN CAUGHT