Saturday, July 31, 2010

MISS ME? I wasnt in the mood to write!!! BUT NOW

WELOL, IT USUALLY TAKES ME SOME GREAT EMOTIONAL UPHEAVEL TO BEGIN TO WRITE AFTER A DRY SPELL. WELL, TO TELL ALL OF YOU I AM PISSED!! I GOT PISSED UPON AGAIN BY OUR POLITICIANS AND THEIR FAMILIES. THE NERVE OF THEM. I WASNT INVITED TO CHELSEA CLINTONS WEDDING.. I WAS SURE I WOULD BE INVITED. I SUPPORTED BILL WHEN HE WAS FOOLING AROUND WITH MONICA...AND STOOD UP FOR HIM....TO EVERYONE. I EVEN HID SOME INFORMATION WHEN HILLARY WAS HAVING HER AFFAIRS WITH A BUTCH DIKE.. SEE THE THANKS I GET.....I ALREADY HAD MY TUX READY, AND A CUSTOM MADE YARMULKA WITH GOLD EMBROIDERY WITH MY INITIALS....M . L. MAURY LUBMAN....BUT, THEN I DECIDED TO TURN IT INSIDE OUT..FOR FEAR THE SECRET SERVICE MIGHT THINK IT MEANT SOMETHING ELSE....LIKE MONICA LEWINSKY!!! I HAD PREPARED MY STRETCH CADDY...WITH GIFTS IN THE BACK....A BLENDER, A TOASTER, AND A SPECIAL CELLULAR PHONE THAT ALWAYS REACHED ME AT THE STORE INCASE CHELSEA WAS IN NEED OF SOME ADVICE..... LOOK, WITH HER PARENTS, AND MARRYING A FELLOW MEMBER OF THE TRIBE.... SHE MIHT BE IN NEED OF A FATHERLY ADVICE.....ESPECIALLY WHEN BILL MIGHT NOT TO BE ABLE TO BE REACHED AT ANY GIVEN TIME.... FOR WHEN YOU CRAWL UNDER A DESK, YOUR PHONE MIGHT FALL OUT AND TURN ITSELF OFF.!!!
I ASKED THE NEIGHBOR WHY SHE DIDNT TELL ME THAT SHE SAW RATS ON MY LAWN> SHE WAS SO STUPID....SHE HAD NO ANSWER.....I DO NOT THIK SHE MEANT ANY HARM..SHE WOUDLNT HAVE TOLD ME IT WAS HER....IF SHE DID. JUST A SCHMUCK.
ALL KIDDING ASIDE, I SEND THEM BLESSINGS.. CHELSEA MUST OHAVE HAD A HARD TIME GROWING UP WITH HER PARENTS....THE SCANDLES, THE POLITICAL PRESSURES, AND BEING AN ONLY CHILD...AND NOT THE MOST GORGEOUS KID IN THE WORKD....BUT COMIG FROM HANDSOME PARENTS.. I THINK SHE SURVIVED WELL, LOOKS QUITE NICE....AND CAPTURED A JEWISH HUSBAND THAT WILL PROBABLY BE A VERY GOOD HUSBAND. I HOPE YOU ALL WISH THEM MAZEL....AND HOPE THE GUY BREAKS THE GLASS ON THE FIRST TRY!!
tODAY I HAD THE FIRST VERBAL ARGUEMENT AND THREW OUT A LADY AND HER FREINDS FROM MY STORE.....SHE WAS DIGGING AROUND THE CASE OF SMALL ITEMS AND KNOCKED A HUMMEL TO THE FLOOR. HER RESPONSE WAS NOT SOUNDING EVEN SORRY. I TOLD HER SHE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BREAKAGE....AND THAT I WOULD NEED HER TO PAY 50 BUCKS. SHE SAID I WAS RIPPING HER OFF....AND..ITS WAS ONLY A PIECE OF CRAP....(WHICH IT ISNT) AND WAS WELL WORTH THE 50 i ASKED...SOME TIMES THEY ARE 100...OR MORE. SHE KEPT GETTING NASTY....SAID IT WAS BROKEN BEFORE...(IT CRASHED TO THE GROUND AND EXPLODED) I TOLD HER I WOULD CALL THE POLICE...SHE SAID GO AHEAD....I PICKED UP THE PHONE AND DIALED.. ALTHOUGHT, IT DIDNT GO THREW...SHE DIDNT KNOW THAT.... 911 (DIDNT OWRK) BUT SHE THEN THREW THE MONEY AT ME AND TOLD ME TO "GO TO HELL" i DIDNT RESPOND WITH ANYTHING NEGATIVE.. SHE KEPT IT UP AND I ASKED HER TO LEAVE....SHE WALKED TOWARDS THE DOOR AND SAID SHE WANTED THE BROKEN PIECES(AS IF I WERE GOING TO GLUE THEM AND SELL THEM AGAIN) SHE CONTINUED TO YELL IWAS RIPPPING HER OFF....AND I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON.....I ONLY RESPONDED THAT SHE DAMAGED MY STUFF AND WAS RESPONSIBLE...AND SHE WAS ATTACKING ME AS IF I DID SOMETHING WRONG... I GOT A FEW OTHER "GO TO HELLS" AND OTHER NAMES...THEN SHE WANTED A RECIEPT WHICH I GAVE HER.THEN SHE STARTED DIGGING AROUND LOOKING FOR SOME OF THE PIECES. I TOLD HER TO STOP TOUCHING THINGS BEFORE SHE BREAKS MORE THINGS.....HER FRIENDS DIDNT SAY A WORD. SHE THEN TOLD ME TO HELP HER FIND THE MISSING PIECES..WHICH FLEW ALL OVER THE PLACE....I WAS NOT ABOUT TO CRAWL ON THE FLOOR LOOKING FOR THE PIECES....FOR THIS WITCH. SHE THEN ACCUSED ME OF PUTTING THE ITEM THERE BROKEN AND WITH PIECES MISSING......I TOLD HER THAT SHE IS THE FIRST PERSON IN YEARS, THAT I HAD TO HAVE A VERBAL FIGHT WITH....
I NEVER CALLED HER ONE NAME...AND SAID NOTHING NEGATIVE...AND THAT WAS HARD...BUT IN FRONT OF MANY PEOPLE IT WAS NECESSARY...I KEPT MY DIGNITY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, ALTHOUGH, I MIGHT HAVE RAIDED MY VOICE??? I KEPT SAYING PLEASE LEAVE...now!!!! SHE GAVE ME A FEW MORE GO TO HELLS, AND WHAT A NASTY MAN I AM......
WENT TO THE EYE DR THIS WEEK..SAW THINGS THAT I KNEW WERENT THERE.....LITTLE HAIRS...BUT IT WAS IN THE LENS OF MY EYE.....THE DR TOOK ALL KINDS OF TEST AND THE FIRST THING SHE SAID IT WAS A GOOD THING I CAM IN THAT NIGHT... MY EYE PRESSURE WAS AT CRITICAL LEVEL, AND ONE OR TWO MORE POINTS, I COULD HAVE HAD AN EYE STROKE AND HAVE GONE BLIND. SHE PUT IN MORE DROPS...I WAITED HALF AN HUR ADN THEN MORE DROPS....I DROVE HOME, WITH RAINBOW HALOS AROUND EVERYTHING....AS IF I WERE TRIPPINGON ACID...NOT THAT I EVER TRIPPED ON ANYTHING BUT MY SHOELACE...BUT THAT IS WHAT I ASSUME IT WOULD BE LIKE...
BUT FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS, THE SENSITIVITY IN MY EYES WORSEDED...I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING IS SORT OF FUZZY, MYEYES BURN LIKE AN ALLERGY, AND I JUST DO NOT FEEL NORMAL...(AS IF i EVER DO) i AM OGING BACK FOR MORE TESTS..SHE PROCLAIMED TO THE WORLD THAT I HAVE CATARACTS (SO DOES THE NILE RIVER...) AND GLACOMA....WHICH MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE SAME REASON THAT MY GREAT PARENTS (HUSBAND AND WIFE FROM HUNGARY) WERE BLIND... I THINK I WOUDL HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE BEING BLIND. I WOULD MISS ALL MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS, BROADWAY SHOWS(ALTHOUGH I CAN STIL HEAR THE SHOW TUNES) AND DRIVING. I WOULD HAVE A REAL HELL OF A TIME DRIVING...WITHOUT SOME KIND OF SONAR BUILT INTO MY BRAID FROM THE CAR.....MY LINCOLM MARK 8 WOULD BECOME A BUMPER CAR....NOW YOU DONT REALLY THINK THAT GOING BLIND WOULD STOP ME FROM DRIVING DO YOU???
i HAVE BEEN EATING OUT LATELY...AND HAVE NOT CREATED ANY NEW RECIPES. I HAVE BEEN MAINTING MY WEIGHT,(i THINK) BUT HAVE NOT BEEN LOOSING ANY MORE..THAT I WILLSTART DOING AGAIN SOON.
I FOUND OUT THAT A NEIGHBOR CALL THE CITY AND COMPLAINED THAT WE HAVE RATS IN WAYNE. I FOUGHT WITH THEM, EXPLAINING THAT WE DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING CRAWLING AROUND THE HOUSE..NOT EVEN ANY GOOD LOOKING DRUNKS. I HAD TO HIRE AN EXTERMATOR AT A COST OF 325.00 TO PROVE TO THEM THERE ARE NO RATS OR MICE, OR ANY OTHER RODENTS..I WIL PAY THE GUY TO WRITE STOME STUPID SHIT ON THE SHEET...THAT HE FOUND A MINIATURE HEARD OF ELEPHANTS LIVING UNDER MY BACK PORCH...AND I MIGHT EVEN SEND THE BILL TO BOTH THE CITY COUNCIL AND TO THE OFFICE THAT MADE ME DO THE INVESTIGATION TO FIND RODENTS.....
I HAVE NOT COMMENTS ON THE BP OIL SPILL... SINCE I DO NOT BELIVE MOST THINGS I READ...I AM NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.... HALLEBURTON....BUILT THE DAMN RIG I BELIVE(CHENEYS COMPANy0 AND THEY WERE SKIMPING ON COSTS TO KEEP IT SAFE. BP DIDNT REACT FAST ENOUGHT....THE GOVERNMENT I DO NOT THINK REACTED FAST ENOUGH, NO ONE DID THE RIGHT THING.....BUT I WILL NOT BLAME OBAMA..AS SO MANY ARE. HE CAN ONLY REACT TO INFO GIVEN HIM BY HIS ADVISORS...AND I DO NOT THINK THERE WAS ANY PRECIDENT ON WHICH TO BASE EXPEDIENT BEHAVIOR. BUT TO TAKE CARE OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE LOOING SO MUCH...IS A GOOD THING. HOPEFULLY BP AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL RESTORE THE LAND AND WATERWAYS BACK TO AS ORIGINAL AS POSSIBLE.
NOT HAPPY WITH THE HAPENINGS IN IRAG AND AFGANIZASTAND....BRING THEM ALL HOME ALREADY WE CAN NOT WIN. NO ONE CAN OVER THERE....IF PEOPE ARE WILLING TO BLOW THEMSEVES UP FOR THEIR CAUSES...THEIR GOD....AND IN TERRAIN THAT IS SO UNFREINDLY....WE CANNOT WIN UNLESS WE DROP A FEW ATOMIC BOMBS.....AND I THINK THAT OWULDNT BE THE WAY TO MAKE OURSELVES LOOK GOOD IN THE EYES OF A FORMIDABLE CRAZY ENEMY....BUT IF THEY WANT TO END IT....AND FAST...THEY CAN NUKE THEM AND MAKE THE MOUNTSINS IN AFGANIZSTAND INTO A LEVEL PARKING LOT...AND FILL THE EX MOUNTAIN RANGES WITH SHOPPING MALLS AND PLAY PARKS, AND DISNEY TALIBAN PARK,......AND PLANTS THOUSANDS OF MILES OF OPIMUM POPPIES, AND MANUFACOTR ALL KINDS OF DRUGS, LEGALLY AND TAX EVERYONE....AND PAY OFF THE NATIONAL DEBT..

Monday, July 12, 2010

Just ramblin about all kinds of things............

I moved back into my home in Wayne...such a long story, that I suppose I could write a book why I left, and why I returned and all the emotions about the whole episode....a movie could be made...but, not enough sex or violence....to make it really interesting... I could lie, or at least fantacize.
If any ove my books finally get published, the poetry or the novel..then I am sure..someone might think that a movie of my life might be inorder.....well, you know, there actually was one movie made that was about me and another person. I wrote the main song in it.....and it was starred,by the not so talented TORI SPELLING....
Stress is a funny think, I cannot even remember the name of the MOVIE!! TRUE...and I never knew that is was being written and produced.....the other person, with whom i had a 6 month affair was a singer, and stole my song....and wrote the story...and somehow got it sold to HOLLYWOOD. Of course in the movie....I was younger, and really a hot number...(of course) THis is true...and not a FigNEWTON of MY IMAGINATION......When I remmebr the name of it, I will even see if there is a you tube clip to let all of you see....

So I went home to find my house in horrible condition.....there was dog hair in the refrigerator....in the door, where the eggs go...the hair seemed like little birds nests....gross....ah, but I was happy to be home.. I just got a sponge and amonnia and went to work cleaning...I discovered that the refrigerator wasnt cram colored at all but Hospital WHITE!!! And every night, I am going to do a little.....cleaning...and try to set my mind to enjoy it....

I found a NEwspaper that was bring saved by "the other occupant" of my house...who is a horder...A real live, television type horder......now this newspaper was from 1985(about) in it was an article about a devasting earthquake in ITALY..a town called Belvano was completely destroyed, as were many other towns in the MOUNTAINS....thousand and thousands of people were killed, many more injured...and complete villages disappeared and towns that stood proudly for centuries....were leveled. DID I EVEN REMEMBER THIS EARTHQUAKE? DID I EVERY KNOW ABOUT IT???? WAS I WORKING SO HARD THAT I NEVER RED THE NEWSPAPER OR TURNED ON THE TELEVISION? I DONT KNOW. i FELT GUILTY THAT I FORGOT..SUCH A TRAGEDY.....DID THE REST OF THE WORLD ALSO FORGET THEM? WILL EVERYONE FORGET THE TSUNAMI?, THE eARTHQUALKE IN kOBE japan, THE hAITIAN EARTHQUAKE THAT WAS ABOUT ONE YEAR AGO , AND ALL THE OTHER DISATERS THAT HIT PLANET EARTH? I WAS UPSET THAT I DIDNT REMEMBER...BUT I WONDER IF I EVER KNEW?

IN IT WAS A VERY SHORT PARAGRPAH ABOUT LENNY MATLOVICH...AN AIRFORCE HERO, TWICE A HERO IN VIET NAME, TWICE SHOT AND RECOVERED....TWICE GIVEN MEDALS, BUT THEN, THEY FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY.....(omg-HOW COULD HE?) AND THEY THREW HIM OUT OF THE SERVICE....YEP, HE WAS A REAL HERO....BUT BECAUSE HE TOLD SOMEONE HE WAS GAY....HE WAS THROWNOUT...WELL HE TRIED TO GET BACK IN...AND COULDNT..SO HE SUED...AND THIS ARTICLE JUST SAID THAT HE RECIEVED 160,000 BUCKS FOR BACK AND FUTHER PAY HE WOULD HAVE EARNED. I HAD MET HIM ONCE AT A MEETING, AND HE SAID HE WAS AFRAID THAT THEY WOULD KILL HIM.....BECAUSE HE GAVE THE SERIVCE AND HEROS A BAD NAME. HE WAS REALLY A VERY MANLY MAN... YOU WOULDNT HAVE EVER GUESSED THAT HE WAS PITCHING FOR THE OTHER TEAM...TO SADLY END THIS STORY....HE DIED OF AIDS A FEW YEARS LATER....

SCHLEPPING.....TODAY WE WENT TO MAKE A DEAL TO BUY A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM A HOUSE IN HAWTHORNE NJ.....THERE WERE REALLY ONLY TWO GREAT THINGS LEFT IN THE HOUSE...ONE A TOP OF THE LINE RIDGEWAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK (NOT AN ANTIQUE) AND A DECO VERY UNUSUAL BARBER CHAIR....WHICH WAS IN THE BASEMENT. IT WEIGHED ABOUT AS MUCH AS A PREGNANT ELEPHANT ON STEROIDS. THE BOYS TRIED TO BRING IT HALF WAY UP THE STEPS...WHEN THEY DISCOVERED..IT WOULDNT GO THRU THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!A NARROW BASEMENT DOOR... THEY TRIED TO TAKE IT APART...AND THE HYDROLIC OIL SPILLED ONTO THE FLOOR.. i SUGGESTED THAT THE THING HAD TO BE TAKEN APART.... THEY ARGUED FOR A WHILE. TRIED....THEN SAID IT CAN BE TAKEN APART.
NOW LOGIC HAS IT THAT IF IT WAS IN THE BASEMENT, IT WASNT PUT THERE BEFORE THE HOUSE WAS BUILT...SO IT HAD TO GO THRU....AND IF ITS TO WIDE...THEN IT HAS TO COME PART.....LOGIC WON. ABOUT TWO HOURS LATER, DROWNING IN SWEAT, THE BOYS FINALLY WAS ABLE TO TAKE THIS MONSTER THING APART....AND GET IT UPSTAIRS.......AND NOW, HOPEFULLY TOMORRORW, WE CAN GET IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN....OUR HUMPTY DUMPTY CHAIRS WILL LIVE AGAIN....(WHERE DO WE FIND HYDRAULIC OIL?)
tHE REST OF THE SHIT THAT WE BOUGHT...WAS FUNKY.... A PAIR OF LVOESEATS...IN DEEP ROYAL PURPLE....VERY FADED....IT WAS TUFTED, AND TWISTED AND HAD VERY LONG TASSLES AND FRINGS ON THE BOTTOME....AND THEN YOU TAKE THE TWO OF THEM AND PUSH THEM TOGETHER AND YOU HAVE ONE HORRIBLY TACKY PURPLE FADED SOFA.......THAT SOMEONE WILL JUST LOVE AND HAVE TO HAVE.....NOW THIS STYLE HAS A NAME BESIDES EARLY GAVONE OR TACKY, ITS NOW CALLED "HOLLYWOOD rEGENCY" i WONDER WHAT SICK QUEEN DESIGNER THOUGHT THAT UP???? i AM SURE IT MUST BE ONE THAT HAS A SHRINE AND LIGHTS CANDLES IN FRONT OF BETTE DAVIS AND JOAN CRAWFORD...(i DESPISE BOTH OF THEM, ALTHOUGH THEY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABD ABOUT ME)
THE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE HAS TASTE...THAT ONE NEED PREPARATION H TO COMPREHEND. THEIR MAHOGANY DINING ROOM SET WAS PAINTED OFF WHITE....WITH LITTLE GOLD SPALSHES HER EAND THERE...AND THE STATUES WERE OF CLASSICAL LADIES, EITHER PAINTED WHITE OR GOLD. WE TOOK THE HALF LIFE SIZE ONE THAT WAS PAINTED GOLD...SOMEONE WILL LOVE IT....AND I HOPE THAT THEY COME IN VERY QUICKLY, BEFORE I BARF. THERE WAS ALSO THAT PAIR OF CHAIRS THAT I PUT ON THE OTHER NIGHT...PURPLE MAPLE LEAF CHAIRS..TO MATCH THE PURPLE SOFA....AND DID I MENTION THE CHINESE MODERN ROUND COFFEE TABLE AND TWO SIDE TABLES WITH LIME GREEN LEATHER INSETS....LIME GREEN AND PURPLE...NOW THAT IS SOME MIXTURE...WITH OF COURSE...CAPODIMONTI LAMPS WITH LITTLE FLOWERS AND CHERUBS....THANK GOD WE CAN LAUGH ONCE IN A WHILE....WHOSE TO SAY WHAT GOES AND WHAT DOENST GO..AND WHAT IS GOOD TASTE AND WHAT IS BAD TASTE/????i WILL TELL YOU. i WILLL TELL YOU WHAT IS GOOD AND BAD TASTE...... yoU JUST DONT EAT LIVER AND BACON,,,,WITH A SCOOP OF VANILLA ICECREAM ON IT.... AND YOU DONT MIX PURPLE AND LIME GREEN....!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 9, 2010

HomelessMAn saved flag,New Curry,Business Sucks,Accident in Westwood

I just read how a man .....a homeless man, in the middle of a torrential storm, picked up an American flag that was being ruined by the storm...he correctly folded it , respectfully, military style and stuck it under a windshield wiper of a truck that belonged to the company, whose flag was in peril. the company replayed its surveilance tapes, and show this homeless mans respect for his flag and country, even though, his country had let him down.
When the local FOX affiliate broke the story -- on Sunday, Independence Day -- calls came pouring in to METI. Folks from around the country wanted to thank Bozarth and help him find a job and a home. Social media sites have been flooded with comments expressing gratitude to the homeless man, calling him everything from a patriot to a "true American hero."
But folks, we do not know, how many other patriots are out there homeless, that we turn our back on. A country that spends trillions on war, shouldnt have homeless people..at all. (unless they are mentally ill, and then we should have places to house them as well) We need to create jobs and treat all our citizens...first class, and if they have fallen, we have to help them rise up...because we do not know what wonderful qualities are hidden beneath...the pople who have not, who do not have a roof over their head....food in their stomach, and medicine to ease their pain or illness. A country as great as ours, should look upon all its citizens as patriots and heros...not wait for an isolated incident to be caught on a video tape by accident.
Last night I had a green curry at the TOkyo Cafe. I had chinese eggplant, green and red pepper, onion, and a little chicken.... I tried to recreate it with what ever I had in the kitchen in the store...and almost achieved the same taste!!! I took a pottyer bowl.. chopped up onion, eggplant, green and yello squash, and green pepper. I tossed them first in oilve oil...then added garlic,curry powder,one have of finely chopped jalepino pepper, cilantro, salt, then put in microwave for 4 minutes...then added water....and cooked for 12 min more....then i added some evaporated mild...(Supposed to use coconut milk but didnt have any) and then lite soy sauce.... I nuked it untill egg plant was soft... tasted.. adjustd spices,salt and soy suace to taste, added some sour cream...and served over rice. At the last minute I put in some thin sliced chicken...but would be just as good vegetarian..without the bird...How to change recipe: add chunks of slicec pineapple, apple, peach, apricot, raisens, grapes, almond, peanuts, ripe banana,grated coconut, you can use orance juice, apple juice instead of water in preparation..... YOu can use plain yourgurt instead of sour cream...or eliminate it completely....there is plenty of room her for experimentation....no matter what you put in, it will be fabulous...
BUSINESS SUCKS AND CUSTOMERS ARE REALLY DRINVING ME CRAZY. I THINK GOD IS TESTING ME LIKE JOB...IN THE BIBLE.. THESE YENTAS COME IN, ASK TEN MILLI0N QUESTIONS.....THEN THEY MIGHT FIND APIECE OR TWO AND WANT MEASUREMENTS FROM EVERY ANGLE...THEN THEY WANT TO SEE IT POLISHED....THEN HOLDIT UP IN THE AIR FOR HER... ORP UT IT IN A DIFFERNT LIGHT..OR PUT IT NEXT TO A DIFFERENT PEICE OF FURNITURE....WHEN ALL DONE, THEY SAY, ONE OF THE FOLLOWING" ITS JUST NOT EXACTLY RIGHT..OR NO, NOT WANT I AM RALLY LOOKING FOR....I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PIECE FOR 6 YEARS......(I THINK TO MYSELF..THE PIECE SHE WANTS HASNT AND NEVER WILL BE MADE.....THAT WOULD SATISFY HER...AND SHE NEEDS A GOOD STUP...NOT A TABLE)

ANOTHER LINE IS I HAVE TO COME BACK WITH MY HUSBAND...(AND HE IS PROBABLY DEAD ALREADY....OR COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE SHE DROVE HIM CRAZY)

cAN i TAKE A PHOTO AND SHOW MY DECORATOR (WHO IS IN ALASKA HIDING FROM HER) AND IS DUE BACK IN THREE YEARS

I HAVE TO GO HOME AND MEASURE AND VISUALZIE...(ANOTHER FAVORITE LINE WHY THEY DONT BUY IT)

MY DAUGHTER WILL BE HOME FORM COLLEGE AND I WILL BRING HER BACK....(SHE WILL PROBABLY DRAG THE POR GIRL IN BY HER PONY TAIL).....

THEY HAVE NINE MILLION EXCUSES WHY THEY CANT BUY IT.......THEN WHY IN HELL ARE THEY EVEN LOOKING AND BUSTING MY....BALLS.??? iTS TORTURE....THEY WERE SENT TO TORTURE ME......

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

HeatWAve Kills business,ItalianIndian Recipe,7degrees of Separation


The fact that the heavt wave killed business it not shocking, but the number of phone calls for me to buy things from people moving.....is!! People are running away in droves from NJ, the state with the highest property taxes in the nation...and that makes it harder for small businesses to stay afloat...and Bergen County....has one of the highest tax rates in NJ..which makes it the highest of the highest...
And if people arent selling because they are running away to a cheaper place to live....or their chidlren leave them with the empty next and they are down sizing...or people are dying.....and that is really going far away from NJ....or people are getting divorced......or, and the least reason people are selling is that theya re redecorating..and of course people who need money....and i hate when people come and tell me this....It makes me feel sick...and sad...and often, they have nothing that is worth anything, and for me to tell them that, when they are so very down.....is difficult for me emotionally. I am supposed to be this shrewd antique dealer...well, I am not!! What kept me in business all these years are two things. I do have a very good eye for things to buy.....and always have had an excellent staff of people around me who are loyal and work hard....and the store...its reputation, image and survival is important to them. They take pride in the place.... I am so blessed.
Today we brought in some fun stuff. A pair of chairs in the shape of a maple leaf c 1940s and a carved bed with the same ROYAL PURPLE VELVET....the chairs and bed are fit for a QUEEN, or maybe two QUeens.... Also we got oil paintings, one Victorian and one a lady with a bulldog, all kinds of white painted furntiure from the 1950's a Great Crystal Chandlier, all kind of tacky lamps and brick brack, a set of fine china that looks like limoge, and some signed LIMOGE cobalt dishes with gold banding, some crocks, sillouittes in Civil War Frames, a pile of great mirrors...(there were no vampires in that house..and since they were Italian, there was a string of dried garlic there to ward off the vampires and evil spirits...tomorrow we are getting the contents of an apartment in the CITY...all french marble top furniture....and other goodies.
Here is a silly recipe that I amde by accident....and then recreated... I took leftovers of Penne in Vodka SAuce..and put in the left overs of a mixed vegtable curry I made the night before...consisting of cauliflower, onion, carrot,green and yellow squash, and green pepper...sauted in olive oil and curry powder, water, garlic,dry cilantro and salt...and then thickend with corn starch... When I mixed the two left overs..it created a Penne and Vodka curried Primavera...and it was incredible.......Use Victoria Brand Vodka sauce...and the rest is easy and fast...YOu will really besur[rised how Indian and Italy blen nicely together.....a marriage made in heaven (or at least HOHOKUS)
I got a call today ...From a student from 40 years ago.....I remembered instantly who it was, and the computer in my mind brought up his picture...I did not recognize the voice, though, since he was 12 the last time we talked. But soon, he told me he had cancer....lung cancer and brain cancer....and that I am sure changed the voice. My instantaneous joy of hearing from a student of the past, the respect that was being bestowed upon me.....the tears of joy, turned to tears of sadness, when I soon heard how he was suffering, but he was optimistic that hw would survive.
I asked him where he had surgery and he mentioned first VALLEY HOSPITAL. I asked him is a certian DR (who is a customer of mine...and who I admire) did the surgery. He said that the BRAIN SURGERY was sone in NEW YORK by DR SIISTI........WOW< I said, he too is a special customer of mine..MIKE SISTI, the foremost brain surgeon in the world, or one of them......YOU called him MIKE, he said..yes...we are on first name basis....He saved a friends life two years ago..he took him in for an operation on a moments notice, or he would have died..and now he is perfect. So a few coincidences came down in a minute or two.
The next cause of a tear of happiness, or bittersweetness...was when this former student started telling me about his favorite lesson that he had in my class. How we were tobring in a favorite song and analyze its verses for meaning, and poetry...and then they woudl write their own verses.... Its hard for me to believe...that whenever I meet former students they remember lessons and in details.. from when they were twelve....and that was back in the late 1960 and 70's/ I didnt have much of an ego back then, but as time goes on.....people continue to validate my positive influence in their lives...so many of them...and that makes me feel that my trip on planet earth has been a positive one. Growing my antique business..is different. No once really cares about antique dealers, or how big their store is, or how much shit is jammed into it before it explodes...Peopel see me as a businessman...because that is the way things turned out..but the real me...is one that likes make the planet a better place. So the shit that I sell beautifies homes, and makes people happy...but so what. YEs, I am proud of my store, proud of the employees that work for me, but not really full of my self for being a businessman, but would rather beknown for other things...

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Cousin "IT" in the flesh,The Queen Snubbed me again: Stonng in Iran

The other night we were gong to the Cinco DE MAYO restuart in Waldwick, when lo and hehold..cousin IT from the ADAMS familoy was walking down the street in the flesh.It was most probably a real woman, in her 70 or 80's. with a blond which which had bangs and went down to her waist... it covered most of her face, except the large sunglasses. She (I am assuing it was a woman or an octogenarian drag queen..she waqs very short...and really reminded Glen and me of cousin IT....It was both very sad, yet funny!!!This might be the last member of the ADAMS family that lives in WALDWICK NJ
The Bitch from accross the sea, the one who proabbly put the hit on PRINCESS DIANNA. came to visit..HOW nice. She means nothing to me, to most Americans, and not much to a lot of ENGLISH PEOPLE. The are fed up with the Roayal FAMILY.....spending so much of their tax money, to support their castles, and Ryal Way of life, when in rality, they have no say in the government.... They are only the iceing on the Cake of ENGLAND.....they keep tradition alive...yet this bitch is as evil as the queen in Alice in Wonderland. She didn want the Next KInf of England, to have a MOSLEM step father.....so both DIANA and her futher husband...were killed!!! His DAD, who still owns HARRODs depatment store in LONDON.....says it was an assasination...and I agree with him.
Her Eulogy for Diana was as cold as ice...and she showed no emotion, and even though she was a QUEEN, she could have exuded some warmth that her SONS wife was nurdered.
Who needs her here? NO ON..so she addressed the United Nations....Nothing she says holds any weight....and she ceremoniously laid a wreath for 9/11 victims 9 years too late...ANd worst off all, the bitch snubbed me .....I invied her to tea at the store....and she didnt even show up. ANd I had a great little trick in mind for her..I would have disolved a few lasics in her tea ( that is wha I take to make me pee to lower blood pressure and leg swelling) Then laer on,, the dear Queen would suddenly have to pee and pee and pee...COuldnt you justpee in your pant watcing her wiggle and squirm,,,and eventually had to let go and pee down her leg....Her fancy hatmight fall off....and I would love tosee her expression of embarassment...
Of course I am being the usually silly me..creating images that will never happen....unless we create them in a video..... but tell me,,, we allwould be peeing inlaughther.... Other images would be a pie in her face and y to make her loose her phony decorum. Fuck you Queen ELizabeth....

In Iran....another Moslem demented country....a woman is destined to be stoned...to death for adultry...she already was flogged 99 times in front of her son...and now they want to bury her up to her neck and stones be thrown at her head,untill her head is crushed and she dies. THIS IS THE WONDERFUL RELIGON OF THE MOSLEMS IN THAT COUNTRY.....SOME KILL THEIR DAUGHTERS IF THEY DONT LIKE WHO SHE MIGHT MARRY OR IS DATTING...HINDUS,...INDIANS ALSO DO THIS.....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE SO RELIGOUS..THEY DO IT ALL FOR GOD.....DONT THEY KNOW THE ALL POWERFUL GOD DOESNT NEED THEIR HELP....HE HAS THE POWER TO ELIMINATE OR PUNISH ANYONE HE WANTS....SO THEY SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS....MOSLEMS ARE MY LEAST FAVORITE PEOPLE...BUT I AM REFERING TO THE RELGIOUS FUNDMENALISTS.. THEY ARE REALLY ALLMENTALLY ILL... and if would have the gia....eleiminate all of them if they could and would. I would like to have a few of them to put into my imaginatie dungeon....and torture them in my very creative way....You see Moslems do not eat pork.. so I would starve them for a while and them invite them to a pork fest...and if they refused to eat..they would be force fed....then they would be exposed to every taboo in their repertoire of demented rules. They would have a massage and pork fat used as cream.......
Now Fundamentalist HAssdic Jews Dont eat pork either...but they do not stone their wives, or kill their children...but they do have rules about cutting their hair, and what women wear....No they dont kill, they annoy them to death.and pile on guilt...heavy enough to almost kill. ALMOST The HAssidics have lots of stupid mishagosses....(crazyness) but they dotn hurt people.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Last Nights Ranting.....and no recipes-sorry

Last night i was home, typing my blog on an old computer, whose font was so small, I really couldnt see it...so if there were a million mistakes...now you know why....
I didnt plan on getting that political...but couldnt help it..that rant was my inner feelings......and i feel that i am right.....that the country is run by greed....and lust for power..and the two cannot be separated.

Recipe....Delicious mayo....I started out with Hellman LIght mayo...and added virgin olive oil, fresh garlic, and black fresh pepper....Used it on a very simple Lettuce and tomatoe sandwhich...the olive oil is good for the heart and other parts.....

Another mayo...also start with light....add hint of garlic, curry powder, and a little chopped cilantro....yum..on anything....

Mexican....add chopped Jalepinos, cumino, cilantro,green pepper(very chopped up) and a little salsa... Add to any sandwhich, or salad....

MAyo...add chopped tarragon, a little lemon juice, fresh black pepper...littled chopped parsley....... Great on FISH.....

Stayed tune for more

Sunday, July 4, 2010

sorry,I have been way behind my blog..see why? HAppy 4th of JULY-new recipes

We have just helped open a new Antique and Design store in Westwood...called Arlene And ALlisons. For those of you who do not know....Arlene is my sister and Allison is her daughter....and my niece....
It is anexprimental store....3500ft on two levels,,,with a very dramatic wide staircase for making Hollywood "type entrances"..with floor lenght owns with three hundred petticoats left over from GOne with the wind...(mine is still at the cleaners (Lol)...of course is wasted...because the stairs lead to a basement...although carpeted, and fitted with spot lights for a gallery look...it hardly warrants such a staircase behitting movie stars....unless, i am qucikly discovered as a major talent (everyone really knows I am a star..only Hollywood doenst)
The store is about 35 geet wide, with two super large windows..that we put room settings to attract the public...and they are coming in...although, they are not buying that much yet, its only two weeks....it takes time...I will post photos..soon here....I am doing the post from my house in WAYNE, where I do not have my regular computer and camera set up....The place looks really beautiful......and JOHN is very happy there schmoozing with all the ladies that come in..

July 4th...234 years of Democracy, although....they wanted to crown George Washington KING, but he was smart enough to refuse.....He accepted the Presidentcy....inNYC...where tonight, the firework illuminate the skyline, non existant in his time, but the HUDSON they was there flowing out to the sea, as it does to night. But then Beavers, deer,raccons,rabbits, maybe even bears roamed the Isalnd, although we do have the weasels still running amuck in the City Hall and other offices of government.
I dont think Washington neaver dreamed that the country would expnd from coast to coast, that we would invade Mexico and annex on Texas...and 234 years later, call the people from there..illegal aliens....,slander them, jail them, hate them and accuse them as being subhuman and not worthy of citizens, yet the hypocrites still hire them, abuse them, pay them illegal wages..cheat them......wehn in reality..they are the DNA blood relatives of our Native American...who we also abuse...(we used to kill them in a true Halocaust, and then hohnor them by herding them into a reservation, and naming States,cities,and streets after their dead...HOW NICE OF US!

General Washington could also never have dreamed how powerful this nation would become.....A hundred years later, the world had an INDUSTRIAL Revolution....and we became masters of the world...George Never could have dreamed of WW1 and TWO....THe atomic bomb, jet planes...laser wapons, smart bombs, and trips to mars and beyond...He owuld not have agreed...to INvade IRAQ or Afganistan...killing innocents for oil and drugs....Although JOHN HANCOCK, who financed the SOns of LIBERTY was the richest man in America.....and maybe....the HALLERBURTON of HIS time....but he was a good man....who wanted freedom for the American COLONIES< but all not colonists mided the BRITISH rule....and their high taxes..Half the people in the Colonies didnt want a war....as today...more than half the people do not want a war...to kill their kids and waste all our tax dollars....Yes we have terrorisn..but we hve it because the BUSH FAMILY and teh oil copany killed over a million Arabs....in the quest for EXXON MOBILS for new supply of oil..and HAllebturnes 368 billion dollar contract for the war.....(before it was declared) and of course, their man in Washington, was teh VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY...former CEI (surprised>)!
In American tonight the rokets of firewirks colorfully light up the sky in a rainbow fantasy, but across the Oceans, reall rockets explode, and people die and are burned and maimed..Our children and innocent residents..upon whose head we thrust this war,,,,,because of the lies of GEORGE BUSH and company...That weapopns of mass destructions were there....non were every found..BUT THERE ARE THERE NOW...IN OUR HANDS,....AND IN THE HANDS OF AL QUEDA...WHO WAS NOT THERE BEFORE...THEY CAME IN TO FIGHT US.....FOR WHAT WE DID TO THEIR PEOPLE. IN THENAME OF DEMOCRACY.....AND IN THIS NAME,PEOPLE AREBEINGMURDERED EVERY DAY..NOW,,,,,CRAZY MOSLEMS ARE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR CONTROL.
N THIS DAY.. I PRAY TO THE GREAT SPIRIT,WHO IS PROBABLY NOT LISTENING.....THAT HE PROTECT OUR PEOPLE THERE TO DO WHAT THEY THOPUGHT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO...OUR SOLDIERS ARE SUPER PATRIOTS....I SUPPORT THEM, AND WANT THEM HOME SOON AND IN ONE PIECE. THEY, LIKE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DUPED BY THE POLITICIANS AND BIG BUSINESS...WHO DONT GIVE A SHIT FOR THE PEOPLE......AND AS WILLIAM LEDERER WROTE LONG AGO..IN"A NATION OF SHEEP"....WE ARE A NATION OF SHEEP....AND BELIVE ANYTHING WE READ.....AND LISTEN TO ANYTHING WE HEAR....AND IF THE LIE IS LARGE ENOUGH...IT WILL BECOME REALITY.....JUST LIKE ADOLPH HITLER;S REGIME DID IN WW2....THAT IS WHY HORRIBLE TRAITORS LIKE RUSH LIMBAUG, GLENN BECK, ANN"HOURSE FACE' COULTER...AND FOX NEWS......ARE SO POPULAR.....THE SHEEP READ,LISTEN AND FOLLOW....
BUT BESIDES ALL THIS RANTING AND RAVING....I STILL LOVE MY COUNTRY.....AND STAND UP FOR ITS CONCEPTS....AND DEOMCRACY...AND FIGHT WITH ALL MY MIGHT WITH THOSE WHO DO THINGS TO BRING US DOWN.....HAVE A HAPPY 4TH....DRINK A 5TH.....