Tuesday, April 27, 2010

OBAMAS EULOGY FOR THE MINERS, HIS WARNING TO THE WALL STREET CROOKS, STRANGE THINGS IN THE STORE...ETC

I JUST WANT TO VOICE MY APPROVAL HOW OUR PRESIDENT TOOK THE TIME TO VISIT AND EULOGIZE THE MINERS WHO WERE KILLED IN THE MINE DISASTER....BUSH, WOULDNT EVEN LET US SEE THE COFFINS COMING BACK FORM THE WAR, NOT PAY RESPECT TO ALL THE FAMILIES WHO LOST THEIR CHILDREN, OR LOVED ONES...LET ALONE, TAKE THE TIME OUT FOR CIVILIAN CASUALTIES. HIS HUMANITY IS SHOWING!!! AND THEN HE WENT TO NYC TO KICK ASS WITH THE WALL STREET CROOKS. HE IS TRYING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE..AND ALTHOUGH HE IS CONSTANTLY BEING BAD MOUTHED, HE STILL KEEPS ON GOING FORTH DOING WHAT HE BELIVE IS RIGHT.

WHEN I WAS IN MEXICO A BAD THING AND GOOD THING HAPPENED. MY CREW, WITHOUT MY PERMISSION SOLD WHAT THEY THOUGHT WAS A CANNON BALL, TO A GOOD CUSTOMER FOR SOMEWHERE AROUND 50.00. SUPPOSEDLY THEY SAID THEY CHECK IT OUT AND THEY WERENT WORTH TOO MUCH. THE FACT THAT THEY DIDNT KNOW HISTORY..WAS NOT IN MY FAVOR..IT WAS ENGRAVED....GETTYSBURG, BATTLE OF CEMETERY HILL.. 1863. MY DEAR...THAT IS "THE" BATTLE OF "GETTYSBURG"
WELL, ONE OF THE GUYS WAS WATCHING THE EBAY SITE OF THE CUSTOMER WHO BOUGHT IT...AND IT WENT FOR WAY OVER 5000.00DOLLARS. I MANAGED TO BE COOL, AND NOT ANGRY AT ALL.....AND I KNOW WHAT ANGER IS...ITS THAT FEELING IN THE PIT OF YOUR SOTMACH...AND YOUR HEAD AT THE SAME TIME...AND IT MAKE YOU WANT TO EXPLODE. I DIDNT HAVE THAT SENSATION AT ALL. I AM SURE, I WOULD HAVE MADE THE SAME MISTAKE, IF I OVERLOOKED THE INSCRIPTION...BUT IF I DID SEE IT, I WOULD AT LEAST ASKED 1000 FOR IT...
TODAY, THE CUSTOMER CAME IN AND I ASKED HIM WHY IT WENT FOR THAT MUCH MONEY..AND HE MENTIONED THE INSCRIPTION....HE ALSO SAID, THE MONEY HELPED HIM A LOT..HE BOUGHT A NEW HOUSE AND WAS BEHIND INPAYMENTS...HE ALSO SAID... to my surprise...it was not a cannonball at all, but an Artiliary Shell.....and whats more, it was still filled with dynamite when he bought it, 150 years later....had the store had a fire, or some other happening,,,,the entire store might have blown up. He said that he had to soak it in water for two days and then diffuse it...so the store goies, unless, its a story to defuse me....But, as I told him, I wasnt angery at all. (of course he could have thrown me 500 dollars to ease the pain!
He also bought an Eskimo carved whale vertebre....with the face of an eskimo on it for 500. I had asked 750 he bargained...and I gave in.. Well, he got 1100 on EBAY for that one .....He had told me he was going to take it home and keep it forhimself...He told me it was hanging in his room....when I replied...hmmmmmmmm bullshit, you sold it on ebay for 1100........today the story came out that his live in girlfriend was sooked by the face, his mother and aunt said it was SAtanic...and it was worthless....He and his mother and aunt made a bet...they each put in 100 dollars and he put in 100. If he sold it at a profit he woudl win the money..If he couldnt sell it at all(they said it was worthless) he would win the 200....and he won the 200...as the story goes. Maybe both stories are true and maybe fabrications aimed at making me feel better. I showed no anger...and he is still a customer......he spent 125 today.....which is good for chachkas...on a Rainy monday.

I think I mentioned that i had the most delicious icecream at NEROS in Livingston the other night..I didnt buy it...but asked the waitress why one scoop of icecream was $9.00.. Was it made from the mile of cow that lives in the Himlayas...or maybe Mink milk..... She really couldnt explain.but brought out a little for me to taste..and it was like ice cream that must have been made in heaven...the tatiest smoothest......I have ever eaten....
I went on line to see if one buys it in bulk it might be cheaper...well, 2.5 gallons deliverd from CINNCINATI is only 140.00 which comes to a little under 30 dollars for a half gallon....Haggen DAZ is about 9 or 10 dollars a half gallon.....so this is really expensive.....although it also has to be speciall crated and packed with dry ice. but i will think about this...maybe for some very special occasion, like if I can pay off all my credit cards and sales ans state taxes..it might be an occasion....to have nude dances with underwear filled with this icecream...and.....ok...my fantasies are running away with me...but you get the idea.. an occasion of major proportions....

There is a massive class action suit against WAL MART..the Nazi's of the Corporate Stores that have damamged entirue cities..and our population...who are buying inferior merchandise..from CHINA, as our cities decay...mom and pop stoes no longer exist, and many Southern and Western Topwn have become ghost towns... I wish a boycott would spread like wild fire,,,but people would rather dave a few dollars, than to do what is morally right....and save our towns, and businesses....and politicains are also to blame,,, they accept bribes, and then give them tax breaks for moving into the small towns, before thei destroy them. WALMART..GO TO HELL!!

IT IS NOW ALMOST 4 IN THE MORNING..I AM HALF ASLEEP AND AGAIN...MENTION, THAT IF THEIR ARE MANY SPELLING ERRORS..MY EYES ARE HALF CLOSED AND MY HANDS ARE WORKING INDEPENDENTLY OF MY BRAIN....

I ALSO WANT TO COPY A LETTER I WROTE TO AOL..ABOUT JD SALINGER...A POST AFTER A WRITER TORE HIM A PART, AND THEN SLIGHTLY BUILT HIM UP AGAIN.

CATCHER IN THE RYE WAS THE FIRST BOOK I READ IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR
PLEASURE! BEFORE THAT I HATED TO READ..AND I FELT THE BOOK COULD HAVE
BEEN ABOUT ME. IT WAS NOT A GREAT NOVEL LIKE "GONE WITH THE WIND",NOR
WAS HIS VOCABULARY EXTENSIVE...BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT. PEOPLE
RELATED TO THE STYLE AND CONTENT.
AFTER THAT BOOK, I STARTED READING A LOT....AND EVENTUALLY WENT TO
COLLEGE....BECAME AN ENGLISH TEACHER..WHO TAUGHT THE STUDENTS HOW TO
LOVE TO READ...AND WHAT IS IMPORTANT AND WHAT ISNT.....
AND SINCE THEN....I HAVE BECOME A WRITER....(CANT TELL
FROM THIS POST) AND ONE BOOK HAS BEEN ACCEPT BY RANDOM HOUSE, AND WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME A MOVIE.....THANKS TO THE OLD
GOAT, WHO LIKE YOUNGER GOATLETS OF THE FEMALE TYPE.
IT IS VERY EASY TO CRITICIZE, BUT MUCH HARDER TO PRODUCE AND BE
SUCCESFUL, MANY MEN LOVE YOUNGER PEOPLE...AS LONG AS IT IS A MUTUAL
ADMIRATION SOCIETY IT IS OK. 50% OF MARRIAGES OF SAME AGE...SAME
SEX, END IN DIVORCE...AND HOW MANY DONT AND ARE UNHAPPY.
NOT THAT THIS MEANS ANYTHING, BUT MUSLIMS,HINDUS AND SOME HADDICS
JEWS TAKE ON BRIDES THAT ARENT EVEN OF AGE....ARE THEY LABELED
PEDOFILES/????MAYBE THEY SHOULD. jd salinger WAS A CHARACTER, ODD,
RECLUSIVE... but not an evil man.... WOuld have loved to have meet
the OLD GOAT!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

BEGIN:THE 4TH REICH IN AMERICA..ARIZONE GOV EVA BRAUN!!

THEY SAY IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN IN AMERICAN.... but who are "they"? The mentality of Americans, is not very different than that of the GERMANS after WW1 . The Female GOV of Arizona, now have instituted the same policy that ADOLF HITLER invented...for the JEWS. They had to carry "papers" Then the yellow stars on their arm...then the conscentration camps and mass extermination..
It happened slowly.......Its possible that first the LAtinos, then the MUSLIMS, and then as hate increases, the JEWs and Blacks will again become victims....and dialogue for an ARYAN NAtion....might ring out again. Is my scenario rediculous and impossible? WOuldnt the JEWS and some Germans think that what followed Hitlers rise...woulnt have wrought such horrors??? So I might not be that far off....
I am disgusted with the GOV of Arizona....and the people in AMerica who are so racist, so stupid, and so evil. The MEDIA and the REPUBLICAN CONSERVATIVE....pushed the ALien ISSUE..to get the AMerican paeople off such issues as the war, and how BUSH and HIS NAzis.....lied to and robbed AMerican, not only of its money, but robbed us of our reputation as a kind country...who helps others. Most of the world hates us now...although, after OBAMA got elected...they have somewhat thawed their icy feelings towards us......it showed, that Americans were fed up with the BUSH Administration and the war.
But you might as, why we havent ended the war...Obama said that was one of his priorities. I have TWQ ideas on that one.. If we just pulled out..all at once...there would be a civil war, and the death toll of IRAQIS killing each other.....Muslims killing muslims.... would be astronomical. It would be a blood bath like the killing fields of CAMBODIA after Viet NAM. And, I think we are trying to avoid that....but the second reason...might even be more realistic. WHEN KENNEDY LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR DALLAS, THE LAST THING HE DID..WAS TO SIGN A DOCUMENT...CALLING FOR THE RECALL OF ALL THE TROOPS IN VIET NAM...AND NOT TO CONTINUE THE WAR....... he was assasignated a few hours later.....The first thing that LYNDON JOHNSON did was to, sign antoher document that negated what KENNEDY signed...and basically said, "GO ON WITH THE WAR" He was killed to keep the war going.....a big MIlitary Industrial COmplex Conspiracy...(not a theory- its blatant)
Now, in my humble psychic opinion, Obama was reminded of this...and he decided to stay alive...yes, I think he was threatened.....and he just couldnt come out and report this to the American PUBLIC....now could he....I am sure they threatened to harm his family as well. He is worth so much more to us ALIVE..and his choice might be the right one.. He is a greater man than most people even think!!!

I just do not understand human nature....In todays news, they foudn teh body of a three month old baby that was thrown off a Bridge in NJ...by her father? I understand complete psychosis.....when voices woudl tell the person, the victim was evil or possessed...but this isnt the case.. In NEWBURG NY, there was a funeral of a 4 year old boy, whose mothers boyfreind (now in jail on other charges) is thought to have killed him. I just do not get it!!!! I guess people like us, cannot understand the criminal mind.... ANd I do not think the death penalty is enough for these people.....I fantascize the most horrible torture...but does that then make me a bad person too?
I have mostly very very nice customers...but some of them are really pains in the asses...I am thinking of buying Preparation H....and giving out small tubes to those who just are out of control and give me a hard time. FOr example, one lady bought a couch for a mere 199.....she said she would pick it up.. The she said, she coudlnt...and needed it delivered... We told her we would Drive it TO Pomptom Plains, for a mere 75.00. 2 men in a truck, a big 16ft diesel....lots of gas..at 3.00 a gallon.... You coulnt get a taxi cab to make the trip from HOHOKUS to Pomptom Plains and back for 75....and that would have been one driver....we send to. Well she called back and said we were ripping her off....and bargained. We told her, then, to get someone else cheaper... She of course couldnt..and claled us back. but still complained. I really costs me about 82,00 to make that delivery.]
Another customer bought a bed.. as is for 200. She then asked to hav ethe head board glued and strenghened....which the charge was 100.... but the delivery to TEANECK was free!! YES free, for repeat customers.... We delivered it and she called back later...screaming that her box springs didnt fit!!! And she expects us to come and fix it free!!!! I explained, we sold the bed and fixed what she asked. I had not idea about the size of her matress and box spring....and that she chose the bed.......we did nothing wrong.... Well, I sent Rich to either fix it at a small fee, or I would give her the right to exchange the bed for something else.......to show good faith....but she bad outhed me to RICH...and I didnt know anything about the problem.....OY!!!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Very strange and funny story....about a live TROLL

My frined BArbara told me this story and I wil do my utmost to relay it as accuratly as she told it to me. One of her employees has a son who is Autistic/Mentally impaired..and here I do not know the politically and medically correct term...so forgive me if i strayed from the correct words.
This young man is 19, quite large and strong, and had been able to stay home alone, during the day, with no problems. Ok here is the story that left me peeing in my pants (figuratively of course)

Barbaras employee got a call from her son who seemed very aggitated..."MOMMY, he said I caught a live troll..come home come home"... She calmed him down and told him to relax and watch television.
15 min later he called again, and said"Really MOmmy, I caught a live troll....please come home and see him" Of course....he tried to placate him...again.Time PAsses and he calls again and again, and sounding more hyper each time..Finally, when she couldnt stand the calls anymore, she decided to go home and see what ,if anything was going on.
She met her son at the door, who was happy to see her,,and grabbed her hand and almost dragged her up the stairs..MOMMY, I locked him in the closet.....As she was racing up the stairs she hears a banging....then she hears..."LET ME OUT OF HERE>> go call your mother....." She entered the bedroom, and heard a voice ocming form the closet,,,banging on the door...and a dresser was pulled in front of the closet as well.."OK MOMMY, we can let him out now that you are home. The son pushed away the dresser, unlocked the door....and out comes a real, live living DWARF!!!!! Yelling and screaming and hollering.... The Employee didnt know whether to shit or go blind (this is an expression I learned in college in Lexington KENTUCKY)
The dwarf started yelling..that he knocked on the door....he was a JOHOVAHS WITNESS......and was there coliticiting their nonsense...when the son, mistook him for a legendary troll.....picked him up off the ground bodily.....carried him up the stiars and licked him in the closet....Now even dwarfs are coming out of the closets..... YOU JUST COULDNT MAKE UP THIS STORY....I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING...BUT THE POOR LITTLE GUY, MUST HAVE BEEN SCARED TO DEATH. What if the boy was scared and decided to kill him.....as some trolls, have a pretty bad reputation.......although, I never met a troll I didnt like.

GOSSIP:Adam Lambert isnt just GAY...he is JEWISH OY!

Here is a shocker....well, he wasnt fooling anyone when he was paragind around in makeup on IDOL.... and no one can dispute his talent....He was the tlak of the Universe that he "might be gay" as the "sky might be blue" or water"might be wet", and he came out and survived the scandal...well, but who knew he was also a member of another Minority.... he is JEWISH!!! and can he sing....OY...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNb2Qsh0F_Q

Follow that link on YOU TUBE... what a voice. Should he become less popular, he can always get a job as a CANTOR in a HOLLYWOOD Temple... I may be old fashion, but I like the looks of the old ADAM, before he tried to look gay and outrageous... His voice precedes his sexuality... and he is VERY talented..... Now just look at the Old ADAM...in the aboue link....and picture him as ELVIS in the early days...I would puke to see Elvis all dressed up with stupid hair, makeup and painted nails...Adam is a talent without all the "glam". I hope he eventually calms downs, and realizes he doesnt have to be that outrageous....to be noticed. His talent will carry him.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

lIFE AND dEATH IN THE fAST lane

We took on consignment today, the contents of a home, of a businesswoman, who passed away a few months ago. Her Lawyer contacted me and we worked out a consignment arrangement.....It seemed, the woman never married....and the lawyer pointed out several times, that she wasnt very good looking and never married....to which I replied, I have seen many people, who were not good looking and theymanaged to get good looking spouses...because their beauty was inner beauty...and personality and charm.....I dont think the lawyer understood!!
The woman lived very modestly.....nothing in her home was exceptionally pretty, or deocrated nicely.....no fancy gadgets, or large TV, or modern furniture..(nor antique either)...no art work...except photos that were framed, and some owl sketches...and 100 owl knic nacs...and 75 Hummels.....(Hitler Youth) I call them...
Her Passion was the Opera....and the lawyer told me she left a MILLION DOLLARS to the Metropolitan Opera HOUSE......guess she really loved the OPERA...she had a passion for something,,,and her went to the OPERA, only a week before she passed away.....it was good to hear that she lived right up to the end of her life....I saw from Photos, that she traveled quite a bit....and even traveled to CHINA..which is something,,,i would love to do.....and still might.......
When we get an estate like this, there is an EMotional cost to me....I search around the house....look at photos, analyze things that she colelcted and left as clues as to what she might have been like. In the attic, a very dust laden place, with poor light....I looked in boxes that she save.....and wondered why she saved some things that could never be used...like hundreds of rubber bands, piles of old wallpaper books....and letters and bills going back to 1918, when her parents owned a business in the area.....The attic had been trashed by her relatives looking for the goose that laid the golden egg; the LAwyer said she had sold some coins, and jewerly, but there was probably much more....The attic was in shambles....and i thought, how said...this is what is left of her life...
On a lighter side, I was facing inwards into a huge closet..I found a wig...that reminded me of one that I used to wear years ago....I put it on quickly.....and Juan didnt see what I was doing.. WHen I turned around, he was starign right at me, and laughe so hard, he almost fell down the stairs......he then took a bunch of photos...that I am thinking about putting on here.....

Friday, April 16, 2010

Incredible Naacp Fund Raiser & Honors Meeting....reflections

My Dear Freind Barbara....called me last minute to go with her to a very special Naacp Fund Raising Dinner, that will also Honor one of our friends MS Vivian Sanks-King. Vivian was Cheif Councel of The Medical School and Hospital iN NEWARK, and scapegoat when the crap hit the fan, what their billing office did!!! She luckily escape unscathed.. She is a leader int he commmunity in so many ways,.....Naacp,Church and many many community projects...and does such good work, even though, she has had the most incredible hardships...the murder of her son, her daughterinlaw died of cancer...and one of her grandchildren also passed away. Tonight the Naacp community gathered to Honor her..and a few other people...Important leaders in the Community in Essex County.....
The even was held at the Richfield Regency, a catering hall....a marble palace...The Taj Mahal of food in NJ......the home of BAr Mitzvahs and Weddings that just about duplicate Coronations... I joke with Barbara and said we are going to a Blackmitzvah.
The event was a fund raiser...complete with a silent auction and door prizes and gues what.. I won a door prize...a thermos with two cups.....The food was drop dead. The appetizers was a huge "thing" made of filo dough, filled with choped mushrooms,gravy and possible spinach?) It was delicious..as was the brucheta on its side, and a mixed mescalin salald with balsamic vinegar dressing...THIS WAS ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME..... but it was followed by lemon sherbert,serving in a glass flower with mint liquor.....then a prime rib, roasted potaotes, fresh green beans, fresh rye bread, and followed by a chocolate dumbling with whipped cream and a strawberry and a cappuchino with whipped cream. My diet was completely destroyed....
MS Oliver who is speaker of the Assembly in TRenton....second only in power to our new slimy, fat and disgusting Govenor....spoke. She was amazing.....giving statistics how few black people, and even fewr black women have been involved with our government in NJ........a miniscule percentage....And the same goes for involvement in the State Police... She was Articulate and elegant and to the point..

I sat with Barbara, VIvian(who was getting HONORED) and other members of the government, and Corzines ex cheif consul, and his ex policy advisor.....and the First Black president of the NJ BAr assasication (a woman).......WHen the president of the NAACP annouced VIVIANS HONOR..he asked for her freinds and family to stand up. It was an amazing feeling....one of joy ..that is really hard to explain, that I was one of the people who stood up at our table with her.....One of two WHite People in a room with 500 black people....
But let me now rephrase the above. The perception of a life time of viewing discrimination in America, caused me first to think the way I wrote the last paragraph.. You see, it didnt matter what color I was...It didnt matter what color anyone else was... they asked for freinds and family. and I am a friend. Race, Religion, Sexual ORientation... wasnt asked about....FRIENDS and I am a friend...
It was still a very powerful moment...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Sensitivity,simple enjoyment, and other nonsense

Yesterday, while driing to MAHWAH, I noticed a deer grazing in front of a building on rt 17, somewhere between Saddleriver and Ramsey. My mind immediately created tis phrase,"its fate is sealed"! I knew, that this beautiful creature, wouldnt survive long. It was oblivious to the traffic passing, some 50 feet from his off limit pasture. I tried not to think of what might happen, but he was far from the mountains and the fields...and unless a miracle happened, he wouldnt know how to find his way back.
TOnight, on the way back to Mahwah again, I saw a deer in the road. If it was the very same one, I couldnt know...but most proabbly it was. This beautiful creature was victim of man kind, hunger, urban sprawl...Its very sad, but you know, its a very unfair UNIVERSE and it always will be. And it doenst help if you are sensitive.

For the past few weeks, as the boys and I clean out the MAHWAH Store at night....we are working, but manage to enjoy ourselves. We laugh and joke and have a good time. We usual work 2 and half to three hours, and then go to LARRY"S PIZZA MASters, where we continue to get silly and laugh and eat. I really look forward to the simple pleasure of the good companies of my employees and friends...We are like a family. I dont know if its philosopical or night.....but to me, the simple pleasures of life are more enjoyable than big flash in the plan events...and spectacular shows....
What can be better than food freinds, good food and good laughs./????nothing..

FINDING LOST THINGS... wHILE CLEANING OUT MAHWAH.... i have been finidng things that I thought were lost or stolen for years....I was shocked to see...some of the things that turned up....and yet, there are other things that definately were stolen out of the store....years ago......but that is another story not for here...

my horrible cough, that is a side effect from my blood pressure medicine...LISINOPRIL has been lessening each day,... now that I am off it....there are still coughs, but not the horrid coughing spells when I can even catch my breath....a few more days, and i am hoping it will be gone for good. Even My Phramacist....told me the medicine did the same thing to him.....and he had to go off it....

Monday, April 12, 2010

CRASH IN POLAND, & OTHER COMMENTS IN THE NEWS

TO AMERICANS, THE PLANE CRASH IN POLAND IS ONLY A HEADLINE. TO THE POLISH PEOPLE, IT IS A POLITICAL AND EMOTIONAL UPHEAVAL....THEYA RE MOURNING, NOT ONLY THE LOST OF THEIR PRESIDENT AND OTHER POLITICAL LEADERS, BUSINESS LEADERS, BUT THEY ARE ALSO MOURNING THE LOSS OF A LITTLE BIT OF THEMSELVES, THAT CRASHED ALONG WITH THE PLANE. THE COUNTRY WAS PROGRESSING NICELY INTO THE 21ST CENTURY, AND ALTHOUGH NOT ALL THE POLICIES OF THIS GOVERNMENT WERE LIBERAL ENOUGH FOR ALL THE PEOPLE, THEY WERE GETTING FURTHER AWAY FROM THE DICTATORSHIP THEY SUFFERENED UNDER COMMUNISM AND THE RUSSIAN OPPRESSION. THERE ARE THOSE WHO THINK THE RUSSIANS HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS, TO TRY AND ENCAPSULATE THE POLISH PEOPLE BACK UNDER THEIR CONTROL. ONLY TIME WILL TELL. I REALLY HAVE NO COMMENT ON THIS, NOR DO I HAVE A CONSPIRACY THEORY TO SHARE AT THIS TIME.
I CAN ONLY SEND MY CONDOLENCES TO THE POLLISH PEOPLE AND WISH THEM WELL.

KITTY KELLY is coming out with a book about OPRAH. i Do belive in the First Amendment....but, Kitty, is only wirting a book to make money...now that would be ok, if it were a novel for entertainment....and if she made a BILLION, like the author of HARRY POTTER,I wouldnt give a rats ass, but this sleaze bucket, has to tear apart OPRAH. Many people do not like OPRAH for several reasons, and I thnk one of the main reason is jealousy...A black woman, who was fat, becomes an ICON, and a billionaire. How dare she, when...the rest of us cant!!!! Who does she think she is....???? She tries to educate us, help us, Create the ANGEL NET WORK, Build Schools for poverty stricken girls in Africa, and make the planet a better place..She also is a very talented actress... She tries to find books for us to read..Is she trying to control us. NO DAMN IT..SHE IS TRYING TO SHOW US A PATH...HOW TO DO THINGS IN A BETTER WAY... maybe she isnt always right..but she surely tries and has made a great effect upon many.
Sleaze bucket Kitty Kelly has to tell us alabout the seedy parts of her life...the being molested, having a baby boy at a very youn teenage age and the baby died..she will tell about OPRAHS drug use....who she dated.and will infer she is a LESBIAN or asexual. If she overcame all of these obstacles and still built such an empire and helped so many..she is to be MORE admired....I really like OPRAH...she is a good person....pure and simple. She promotes love and understand between races, nationalites, sexual orientations......etc.
i will not buy or read the book, or anything she writes.. i will boycott everything about her and hope all of you will do the same....and wish, that she would come into my store.....so I can throw her out...,or ask her to pose as a fire hydrant and ask BUDDYDOG to pee on her.

Friday, April 9, 2010

PALMREADER,NEW CAR, NEW LIZARD,HOMELESS WONDER,NEW CURRY

TODAY, SOMETHING UNUSUAL HAPPENED...BUT IN MY LIFE, EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE SOMEWHAT UNUSUAL! a COUPLE CAME IN HERE BROWSING....WE WERE VERY INTERACTIVE...LAUGHED,TALKED AND EVENTUALLY, SHE TOL DME SHE IS A PALM READER. AND GRABBED MY HAND. SHE STARTED SAYING THINGS, THAT WERE BIZARRE..FOR EVEN A PALM READER...OR A PSYCHIC....BUT THERE WERE TRUE. THINGS THAT ARE IN MY HEAD..AND NO ONE BUT ME KNOWS THEM. I CANNOT WRITE THEM HERE....BUT WILL WRITE THEM SECRETLY, SO WHEN I AM NO LONGER ON THIS EARTHLY PLAIN, THINGS LIKE THESE CAN BE READ AND DISCUSSED. ACTUALLY, THERE ARE GOOD THINGS...NOTHING BAD AT ALL, BUT FAR TO STRANGE TO OPEN A DISCUSSION OF THEM AT THIS TIME/
ONE THING THAT I CAN SAY, IS THE BELIEF THAT ALL OF US IN THE GRANNYS ATTIC FAMLY.....HAVE BEEN AROUND BEFORE.. WHEN I SAY BEFORE, I MEAN IN A DIFFERENT LIFE TIME....AND ESPECIALLY JOHN,GLEN AND MYSELF. AND AS I THOUGHT....SHE READ JOHNS HAND AND SAID THIS, THAT HE WAS PROABBLY MY SON IN ANOTHER INCARNATION.... BUT WE WERE DEFINATLEY HERE TOGETHER ONCE BEFORE. I WAS HOPING THAT GLEN WAS HERE TOO. NOW, I DIDNT DISCUSS THIS WITH HER..SHE JUST READ OUT HANDS AND CAME UP WITH THIS..THEN SHE READ RICHIES HAND AND SAID, THAT HE TOO, WAS WITH US AT ANOTHER TIME..BUT NOT PHYSICALLY RELATED. BUT MIKE, WAS NOT PART OF THE PAST.
I CAN SAY ONE THING WHAT SHE DID SAY, THAT I WIL BE AROUND FOR A LONG TIME AND HAVE A NICE DEATH....WHICH LIKE MY MOTHER,FATHER AND GRANDMOTHER.....HAD STROKES AND JUST PASSSED WITH OUT ANY OR NO SUFFEREING...BUT SHE DID SAY,IN A PAST LIFE, I DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH... AND THIS IS WHAT I WAS SURMISSING, BUT I CANNOT SAY ANYMORE...
SHE ALSO INDICATED, THAT MY POETRY AND NOVEL(ETEC) WOULD BECOME VERY EFFECTUAL FOR THE PLANET..YET SHE REALLY DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT I WRITE.....
THIS MORNING RICH AND MIKE WENT TO GET MY NEW USED CAR....I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED LINCOLNS...AND THIS ONE,LOOKS LIKE A CONVERTIBLE, BUT ISNT..IT IS A TWO DO SPORTS CAR LINCOLN CONTINENTAL M8 OR SOME LETTERS AND NUMBERS. THE EXTERIOR NEEDS POLISHING, BUT THE INTERIOR IS LIKE A BRAND NEW CAR...IT ONLY HAS 17,000 OR SO MILES. AND EVEN THOUGH IT IS A 1998, IT DOEONST LOOK THAT DIFFERENT THAN THE ONES TODAY....I WAS SURPRISED. I DONT THINK THEY MADE TOO MANY OF THESE....BLACK WITH A BLACK CANVAS ROOF. I DO NOT NEED A BRAND NEW CAR AS A STATUS SYMBOL..., THIS ONE IS LIKE A SPORTS CAR AND HANDSOME. IF I WAS ABLE TO FIND A 1963 3DOOR LINCOLN IN MINT CONDITION, THAT WOULDNT GIVE ME TROUBLE...AND PARTS WERE AVAIL..I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THAT ONE AGAIN. I THINK ITS THE MOST HANDSOME LARGE CAR EVER MADE...IT IS LOWER AND SLEEKER THAN MOST CARS TODAY...WHEN I WAS ONLY 23 I HAD ONE.....IT WAS TWO YEARS OLD AND I WAS A BIG SHOT DRIVING THAT THING AROUND..i LOVED IT...BUT WHEN I OPENED MY STORE IN 1966, I SOLD IT....TO BUY A STATION WAGON...WHICH I DIDNT LOVE...BUT THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF THE BUSINESS.....i BOUGHT THIS CAR ALONG WITH THE CONTENTS OF AN APARTMENT......OF A WOMAN WHO IS GONG INTO AN ASSITED LIVING HOME.....SHE WAS DRIVING UNTIL THE BIG SNOW STORM THIS YEAR....WHEN IT GOT BURIED OVERNIGHT...SHE IS 92 AND OF COURSE COULDNT DIG IT OUT.....WELL, I THINK HER DRIVING DAYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER A FEW YEARS BEFORE....SHE SORT OF USED IT AS A BUMPER CAR...THERE ARE BUMPS AND SCRAPS ALL OVER THE BUMPERS...BUT WE CAN POLISH THEM OUT.
I MENTIONED A FEW WEEKS AGO,HOW SHE CRIED WHEN I WAS MAKING A DEAL WITH HER BROHTER TO BUY HER THINGS.....I AM A SOFT TOUCH..AND IT BOTHERED ME....ITS SAD, BUT YESTERDAY, I TRIED TO INTERACT WITH HER...I SAID" OLGA, YOU WILL BE SAD FOR A FEW DAYS...WHEN YOU WILL REALIZE, THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE ANYMORE.....YOU HAVE PEOPLE TO TALK TO ALL THE TIME, EAT WITH, PLAY BINGO, WATCH TV, HAVE EXCERCISE CLASSES, AND OTHER ACTIVITES....I THINK YOU WILL SAY THAT IS BETTER THAN BEING ALONE 24 HOURS A DAY...OK, SO YOU DONT HAVE A LARGE APARTMENT, BUT YOU STILL HAVE PLAY ROOMS, TV ROOMS AND GARDENS.....ITS TIME THAT YOU RELAX, LET OTHER PEOPLE CLEAN FOR YOU, COOK YOUR MEALS......i WILL COME AND VISIT YOU TOO, IF YOU WANT COMPANY...iF i WILL REALLY GO, TO BE HONEST, MAYBE NOT.....SHE MIGHT RETAIN SOME HOSTILITY FOR ME GETTING THE THINGS...THAT SHE PRIZED....
HERE IS AN ITEM OF GREAT INTEREST, BUT WIL HAVE NO EFFECT ON THE WORLD....SCIENTISTS JUST FOUDN A GIANT LIZARD IN A REMOTE PLACE IN THE PHILLIPINES WHERE THEY STILL HAVE ANCIENT TRIBES AND LANDSCAPES THAT HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN BY MODERN MAN. IT IS 6 AND HALF FEET AND IS RELATED TO THE GIANT KOMODO DRAGON...BUT INSTEAD OF KILLING AND EATING ANIMALS AND PEOPLE, THIS ONE IS A VEGETARIAN, AND EATS MOSTLY FRUITS AND VEGETARION..AND IT LIVES IN THE TREE TOPS...HOW, SOEMTHING THAT LARGE CAN LIVE IN THE TREE TOPS REALLY STIRS MY IMAGINIATION..THAT THEY DONT FALL DOWN.....AND THE MOST UNUSUAL THING ABOUT THEM, THEY HAVE TWO PENISES... dAMN, SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE LUCK!!! MAYBE WE CAN MAKE SOME LIZARD PORN!!!
SOME OF MY WONDERFUL INDIAN AND OTHER CUSTOMERS ARE COMING BACK..AS THEY PROMISED...AGAIN TOMORROW, AND I SAID I WOLD CONCOCT ANOTHER INDIAN VEGETARIAN DISH...BUT I HAVE NOT GONE SHOPPING IN A LONG TIME..AND LOW ON SUPPLIES. MY MECHANIC HAS BEEN TOO BUSY.... WELL I FOUND ONIONS, CHICKPEAS, A CAN OF SWEET POTATOES, SOME LEFT OVER DRIED COUS COUS, SOME FRESH CILANTRO, GARLIC.... sO i WENT TO WORK!! SUATED THE ONIONS AND CILANTRO IN OLIVE OIL...AND CURRY POWDER, CINNAMON, CORRIEANDER,SALT, WORSTERSHIRE SAUCE...AND A BIT OF WATER.... WHEN SOFT, I ADDED THE CHICK PEAS AND SWEET POTATOES AND A FEW LEFT OVER WATER CHESTNUTS(CHOPPED AND FOR CRUNCH). i ADDED THE COUS COUS THAT I HAD SOAKED IN HOT WATER FOR 5 MIN..AND i HAD SOME FOZEN SPINACH TOO...LEFT OVER....ADDED THAT.... COOKED IT ALL TOGETHER FOR 5 MORE MNUTES.....THEN ADDED 4 TABLESPOON OF LOW FAT SOUR CREAM....STIRRED HEATED FOR TWO MORE MIN...AND omg... AN INDIAN CURRY DELIGHT.. NO NAME JUST DELICIOUS... YOU CAN ADD SOME GROUND ALMONDS TO IT..EVEN SOME RAISINS....
COMMENTS ON THE NEWS: TWO YOUNG GIRLS 19 AND A GUY FROM JERSEY CITY HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR MURDERING...SHOOTING A YOUNG COUPLE WHO JUST GOT ENGAGED...AND WERE COMING HOME FROM THEIR ENGAGEMENT PARTY... THE MURDERES AND VICTIMS ALL WERE BLACK....AND THE POINT OF THIS...THAT IT WAS BALCK ON BLACK CRIME AND FOR NO REASON AT ALL....yes...THE GIRLS SAID THEY JUST WANTED TO DEE AND FEEL WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO KILL SOMEONE.!!!!!!! YOU SEE, I DONT GET IT!! SUCH THOUGHTS WOULDNT ENTER MY MIND..I WOULDNT WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE. I COULDNT GO HUNTING AND KILL A DEER OR A SQUIRREL....UNLESS, MAYBE I WAS STARING TO DEATHER AND THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO EAT LEFT ON THE PLANET....THAT WAS A FRUIT OR VEGTABLE...OR ALREADY DEAD...I HAVE EATEN AND CLEANED A FISH...AND EATEN IT...ALTHOGH VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT../
WHAT SHOULD THEY DO WITH THESE MURDERES...A TRIAL? WELL, ACCORDING TO OUR LAWS THEY ARE ENTITLED TO A TRIAL BY THEIR PEERS. IF THEY WERE CAUGHT WITH OUT A SHADOW OF A DOUGHT AND BOTH CONFESSED, THEY SHOULD GET NOT ONLY LIFE IN JAIL, BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE TO SUFFER ..NO TV, NO READING, NO WRITING, NO PHONE, NO INTERNET..NO NOTHING..THOSE PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE SHOULD ROT TILL THEY GO CRAZY...NO MEDICAL AD, NO DENTIST..AND HORRIBLE FOOD....THEY DO NOT DESERVE ANYTHING BETTER.. I DONT BELIVE IN THE DEATH SENTENCE BECAUSE THEY STOP SUFFERING IN A FEW MINUTES...THEY SHOULD SUFFER FOR ETERNITY.
THIS BRING UP ANOTHE HORROR STORY...WHERE MY LIBERALISM COMES TO A VIOLENT HALT. A MANIC RAPED AND TORCHERED A YOUNG WOMAN (THINK IT WAS CALIFORNIAN) THEN HACKED OFF HER ARMS AND LEGS...AND LEFT HER TO DIE. bUT SHE WAS FOUND AND SURVIVED. THE ASSHOLE JUDGE ONLY PUT HIM INTO JAIL FOR 14 YEARS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!are you fucking kidding me....14 years for behavior worse than a horror movie...I think the JUDGE should be disbarred and dismembered himself...but not killed. The murderer....should be in jail for the rest of his life...and tortured daily. No cruel and unusual punishment his lawyers would say.. and I would say to those LAweyrs and any institution....FUCK YOU...what he did to that girl....is beyond belife and even if he is crazy, he had to know the difference betwen right or wrong in this case....he should have weeie-ectomy for starters.....and then, cut off a little bit of his body each day..let him know pain and suffering and fear....
And maybe...Bush and Cheny and Rumsfeld....could share in the fun.

I wil end this ranting and raving with a good story tonight. a student in California, whose mother was a drug addict, his father dead..was taken away from his mother and put in foster care..He ended up in the streets.....but kept going to school. He was star of the football teacm and President of his class and the most popular kid in school...and was Homeless. He was basically a straight a student and agot accepted...a scholarship to WEST POINT... NOW ISN TAHT HEART WARMING AND WONDERFUL. BUT I ASK ALL OFF YOU.. if we have noguth money to blow the hell out of IRAQ and Afganistan.... why can he house the homeless(especially children) and give out poor medical aid.....Stop the war, the killing and wasting of money...(most goes to CHENSYS buddies at HALLEBURTON (by the way the second worst corrupt and evil corporation in the world.....it was investigated and won that title by the INvestigating company)..... yes, stop wasting our money and use it for GOOD purposes and not evil...but here, i would be called a bleeding heart liberal and a tree hugger..YES, I AM A TREE HUGGER...WITHOUT TREES WE WIL NOT HAVE ANY OXYGEN AND GLOBAL WARMING WILL SPEED UP. WE WONT HAVE BUILDING SUPPLIES AND WE WONT HAVE TOILET PAPER.!!!!
ALL SPELLING MISTAKES ARE PURELY ACCIDENTAL .....AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT..TOO BAD..ITS ALMOST TWO IN THE MORNING....I AM HAPPY I CAN STILL SEE AND TYPE.....GOOD NIGHT AND SLEEP TIGHT..

Thursday, April 8, 2010

WHAT A DAY!! HEAT,FOOD,AND MEETING A WILD NEW FREIND...ETC

tODAY WAS THE DAY WE WERE TO CLEAN OUT AN APARTMENT OF A WOMAN GOING INTO AN ASSISTED LVING HOME...I DO NOT LOOK FORWARD TO THE EMOTIONS TAHT GO ALONG WITH THIS....THE POOR WOMAN, WHEN WE WENT TO ASSES THE PLCCE, BROKE OUT INTO TEARS. THE REALITY OF THE EVENT WAS THIS.... We owuld be taking her thing that she treasured to be sold and she would be moving into her final home, although a very nice one...it was knowingly the last place before, she entered heaven...as, she a religous Catholic must think. It is sad! Life is sad. The universe is unjust. But there is nothing we can do about it....We are born and destined to grow old and die, if we are lucky.....and all we can hope, is that the trip will be somewhat of a good one, with some love, feeling of being needed, some creativity, helping others, seeing some of the planet, smelling the flowers, tasting the cusine of the world...doing charity.....and hopefully, ones health wil keep up and if you are lucky....you just might go to sleep one night...and not wake up. That is the most we can hope for. We all have our time..and then we have to make room for others, still unborn....and leave them a legacy, and a planet better than when we were here.

BUSINESS IS BUSINESS. THE PEOPLE.. her family that we negotiated the deal...(Mike is the banker so to speak) changed it. But I dint want to argue in front of the woman who was soon to leave for her new home. She was waiting for us, because part of the deal, was to move things from her apartment into her new studio apartment(ROOM) After she left, I discussed with the, things that were missing...that when sold would have addd up to hudnreds of dollars...they shrugged it off....saying look at what you are getting...my reply was I DID NOT WANT THOSE BEDROOM SETS...OR DIRTY SOFA, OR.......hE DIDNT GET IT. I WOULD RATHER HAVE A SET OF SILVER...SOME LLADROS, A SILVER BOWL, THAT A BEDROOM SET THAT WILL GO INTO THE DUMPSTER, AND A DIRTY CHAIR...ETC.....
THE LOADING OF THE TRUCK, INSTEAD OF TAKING HALF AN HOUR TWO TOOK HOURS,BECAUSE THEY KEPT ADDING AND ADDING THINGS.....AT THIS POINT, I WOULDNT RENEG....AND HURT THE OLD LADY...WE RAN OUT OF PAPER TO WRAP, SO WE WNET TO LUNCH....THEN MIKE WENT FOR PAPER....WHEN THE TRUCK CAME BACK, I TOOK THE BOYS FOR LUNCH AND MIKE KEPT WRAPING....THE ENTIRE PROCEDURE TOOK FROM TEN 15 TO 5PM.....A VERY LOONG DAY. THE BOYS BROKE THEIR TAILS SCHLEPPING....
WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE STORE, A VERY PRETTY LADY AND HANDSOME MAN WITH LONG HAIR, WHO WERE IN MY MAHWAH STORE THE OTHER DAY WERE HERE....THEY SAID THEY WOULD VISIT. WE TLAKED AND JOKE, AND THEN WENT TO DINNER TOGETHER..ALL OF US...WELL, SHE WORE A LOW CUT BLOUSE....A VERY SEXY AND PRETTY LADY WHO SORT OF LOOKED LIKE A SEXIER SARAH PALIN.....WE STARTED REALLY GETTING VERY SILLY AND TALKING......WE THOUGHT MAYBE SHE WAS A MADAM, OR A DANCER..OR SOMETHING NAUGHTY OR EXOTIC.....WHEN I FINALLY ASKED...I WAS SHOCKED TO SHIT....SHE WAS A MEMBER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTIATIVES....WHAT AN ABOUT FACE...HOLDY COW....SHE IS NAUGHTY AND SEXY AND WILD, BUT SHE IS A FISCAL CONSERVATIVE.....NOT A REPUBLICAN BUT A LIBERTARIAN...SHE ALSO WAS GOING TO RUN FOR GOV..OF HER STATE (NOT NJ) BUT DIDNT....AT THIS POINT UNTIL I KNOW HER BETTER....I WILL NOT DIVULGE HER NAME UNTIL I GET AN OK, TO WHAT I CAN SAY TO PROTECT HER...SHE IS A VERY WILD ONE, YOUNG AND GORGEOUS......SHE INVITED US TO HER PLACE....FOR A WEEKEND.....SHE LOVES TO MAKE PARTIES....i WIL FILL YOU IN LATER....

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

AOL SCREWED ME!!!,CUSTOMER FROM OUR TV COMMERCIAL

tHIS MORNING....I TURN ON THE COMPUTER....TO READ MY EMAIL......WHEN I CLICK IT, THE 600 OR SO EMAILS STARTED MOVING..THEY WERE SCROLLING DOWN......ALL BY THEM SELVES...I TOUCHED NOTHING.....IT KEPT GOING AND....IT DELELTED ALL OF THEM. IW AS NOT ABLE TO STOP IT... WHEN IT IT ZERO.
WHEN WE TRIED TO CONTACT THEM, THEY SAID I WOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR TECHNICAL SERVICE.
THEY SCREW ME...LOST ALL OF MY EMAILS....AND I HAVE TO PAY THEM TO TALK TO THEM TO HELP ME IWTHOUT THE PROMISE OF GETTING MY EMAILS BACK.
I THINK THIS IS BLACKMAIL. I WONDER IF THEY SCREW UP ON PURPOSE...SO THEY CAN CHAGE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE A FEE... I WOULDNT PUT IT PAST THEM....I WONDER IF I CAN CONTACT THE GOVERNMETN AGENCY FOR FRAUD. BUT CANT PROVE ANYTHING...

TODAY WAS GORGEOUS FABULOUS AND BORING... VERY FEW PEOPLE CAME INTOT HE STORE AND ONLY ONE GOOD SIZE SALE.. ALL THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WERE TIRE KICKERS....WANTED NOTHING,,,,AND THERE WERE VERY FEW OF THEM. I WALKED ACROSS THE STREET TO DIANE'S STORE..THE WHITE ELEPHANT..AND SHE AS FREAKING OUT OVER THE INCREDIBLE NOTHING NESS OF BUSINESS...SHE SAID SH HAS HAD IT...bUT DEAR dIANE....OWNS THE BUILDING, HER APARTMENT....AND I DO NOT THINK SHE HAS TO WORK OR WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING....SHE IS A VERY NICE AND WONDERFUL GIRL(WOMAN) AS NEUROTIC AS ME....AND FUN.

i DECIDED THAT ALTHOUGH THE MEDICINE THAT HAS BEEN CONTROLING MY BLOODPRESSURE....QUITE WELL, THE SIDE EFFECT OF COUGHING MY BRAINS OUT....ISNT WORTH THE SUFFERING....SO I SPOKE WITH THE DR...WHO SAID I COULD GO BACK TO MY OLD MEDS WHICH SEEMLY HAD NO SIDE EFFECT. sOME PEOPLE GAIN WEIGHT ON IT....BUT SINCE I EAT LIKE A PIG...THE WEIGHT MIGHT HAVE BEEN FROM EATING......WHO KNOWS..BUT IA M ON DIET AND WATCHING WHAT I EAT...SO FAR I HAVE LOST A TOTAL OF 20-22 POUNDS... I WOULD LIKE TO LOOSE ANOTHER 20.....I WENT FROM A 40 TO A 36 WAIST....WANT TO BE A 33 OR 34.
rIGHT NOW IN THE OVEN IS A NEW RECIPE...AND DONT KNOW IF IT IS ANYGOOD...BUT I WILL GIVE A REPORT ON IT AS SOON AS ITS DONE.....RICE AND WATER EQUAL AMOUNTS, ONE CUT UP ONION, PKG OF ONION SOUP MIX, 15 OLIVES WITH PIMENTOS IN IT, CUP OF CUBE HAM, HALF CUP OF ROMANO CHEESE, A FEW SQUIRTS OF HOT SAUCE,ONE CUBE FRESH TOMATOES, 1/4CUP OF CHOPPED PARSELY,CAN OF MUSHROOMS(OR FRESH)....TWO CHOPPED SCALLIONS....MIX AND BAKE FOR ABOUT 30 MIN.....GREAT FOR HAM LEFTOVERS.
tONIGHT WE SOLD A DR SET...PEOPLE CAME FORM OUR NEW TV COMMERCIAL.......ONE MORE SALE OR SO AND WE WILL HAVE PAID FOR THE AD.....HOORAY...

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Busy in MAHWAH, only days to go, FOUND more old students....

we went up to the mahwah store to load the truck to bring to an auction.....and put lots of stuff outside and we had a very decent day there..if buisness would have been like that , we woudlnt be doing so badly.....Got rid of quite a few things..not a ton of money..but three times the amount,had we sold it at auction, and less to schlep. There was one horrible person...who claimed she was in the Government years ago...she was attacking teachers....she said teachers are very over paid and they think they are GODS. and she continued to ramble on, about the government..yet i couldnt figure out what side she was on.. a flip flopper....
When she mentioned how much the teachers get paid in nj....i showed her that should the teacher want to live in BERGEN COUNTY..... taxes on an average house can be 8000 to 14,000. And that is without upkeep of the building, insurance....water adn sewer taxes. She bitched that teachers make 70,000 to 100,000. I explained that is before taxes.. Lets say they earn 70,00 before taxes. which is about 50k after. Take home is maybe 50??? Deduct lets say 10,000 dollars for taxes and sewer bills..that leaves maybe 40,000. or less. Teachers and their family...dont get dental insurance. There is insurance on the house. There is heat and light. FOOD, A car, gasoline... clothing....and a litle fun..entertainiment and going out to eat now and then...A little charity.. Repair on the house .....and hopefully some savings.....I do not think that is such a rediculous salary as this woman says. ANd if it is a young teacher, they have to pay student loans....too. This woman is very bitter and teachers were on her shit list.
Then she started out with the government..bailing out GM. When she got done ranting and raving...I explained that with due respect(she was about 78-82) she didnt understand it... That if General MOtors collapsed, every industry that was part of the car manufacturing would collapse... Glass for the windshield, rubber,plastic, radios, other gadgets, other sub-companies that made parts, like the windshield wipers, paint companies, etcetcetc. It would have had a domino effect, that would have collapsed the entire economy....This woman was a witch...this was ANN COULTERS mother, she was RUsh Limbaugh In DRAG....she was argumentative and mean spirited..there was a HAITIAN lady in there making faces at me in response to her coments.....we were almost thinking of gagging her and throwin her in her trunk...She also was partially deaf, so her ranting and raving was intererupted by many...WHAT????? WHAT??????GOD HOW ANNOYING.....
nOW THAT i AM ON FACEBOOK I AM FINDING MANY OF MY OLD STUDENTS FROM 40 YEARS AGO ONE OF MY ADORABLE ASIAN STUDENTS...CONTACTED ME TONIGHT....IN AN EMAIL,,I ASKED IF HE REMEMBERED ME AND WAS ALMOST INSULTED AT THE QUESTION. HE SIAD"DONT YOU REMMBER WHEN YOU GAVE ME A HOT NUT DISPENSING MACHINE???? HE THEN SAID HE IS WAITING TO PASS ON THIS TREASURE TO ONE OF HIS SONS..WHEN HE IS OLD ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE IT...HIS KIDS ARE NOW IN COLLEGE
HE TOLD ME THAT HE BECAME AN ANTHROPOLIGIST AND WENT TO MEET DIANNE FOSSY...AND HER LOWLAND GORRILLAS, RIGHT BEFORE SHE WAS KILLED. HE SAID IT WAS QUITE AN EXPERIENCE MEETING THIS LEGENDARY PERSON, BUT THAT SHE REALLY WAS A LUNATIC. HE DIDNT ELABORATE....WHY HE CALLED HER THAT..iT COULD BE JUST THAT ANYONE GIVING UP THEIR LIFE TO LIVE WITH GORRILLAS, AND MAKING ENOUGH OF A SIR TO GET YOURSELF KILLED IS CRAZY....
HE RETURNED TO AMERICA, AFTER TOURING MUCH OF THE WORLD AND EXCLAIMED TO ME..THAT THE USA , IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD, WE ARE VERY INFLUENTIAL...BUT THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO LIVE THAN OURS...AND THAT THE WORLD I BEAUTIFUL....BUT HUNGER AND DISEASE IS SO MUCH MORE PREVALENT THAN MOST AMERICANS KNOW.
HE THEN CAME BACK TO THE USA, AND TRIED TO FIND A JOB THAT PAID BETTER THAN BEING A NON FAMOUS ANTHROPOLIST... AND CURRENTLY WORKING FOR THE VERY UNPOPULAR AIG....WHICH HE COMMENTED...ALL OF US ARE NOT "SONES OF BITCHES AND ASSHOLES..WELL HE DIDNT EXACTLY SAY IT IN THOSE WORDS BUT WROTE...WE ARE NOT ALL &%$###%&x+&z

THERE WAS ANOTHER STUDENT THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES, ALTHOUGH I LOVED ALL OF THEM THEY WERE LIKE A BIG FAMILY AND I LOVED MY JOB....I HAD ALMNOST NO DISCIPLINE PROBLEMS...THERE WAS ON BRIGHT KID, WHO USED TO FOLLOW ME AROUND THE SCHOOL LIKE A PUUPY DOG..WHEN I WAS TAKING FLYING LESSONS....HIS PARENTS GAVEME PERMISSION TO TAKE HIM...AND HE REMMEBRS WHEN WE FLEW AROUND THE STATUE OF LIBERTY AND TEH TWIN TOWERS...AND WHEN I SAID. WE ARE MUCH TO CLOSE..WE CAN SEE IN THE WINDOWS...IF PLANES CAN GET THIS CLOSE, SOME DAY SOMETHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN.. IT DID 9/11
40 YEARS HAVE PASSED....I THINK OF HIM OFTEN, BUT COULDNT REMEMBER HIS NAME.. I COULD SEE HIS SMILE.,,,WELL WHEN ON FACE BOOK I FOUND A LIST OF ALL THE STUDENT IN NEW MILFORD...THE SECOND I SAW HIS NAME I NEW IT...AND CALLED HIM TONIGHT. HE NOT ONLY REMMEBRED SO MUCH OF WHAT WE DID...BUT HE TOLD ME THAT HIS FAMILY INVITED ME OVER TO DINNER..ONE NIGHT AND HIS OLDER SISTER WORE A SEE THRU BLOUSE.HE SAID I TOLD HER HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE LOOKED AND IT WAS SO "VICTORIAN" AND HE KEPT ON REMMBERING THINGS..ALL OF WHICH I FORGOT.
HE WAS VERY MUCH INTO MUSIC, AS WAS HIS FATHER... HE LIVES ALONE IWTH HIS TWO CATS, AND THE REALLY BUILT KID, NOW WEIGHS 300 POUNDS ,BALD AND ALONE....HE SUFFERS FROM DIABETES AND HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.......AND I OFFERED TO WORK WITH HIM TO LOOSE WEIGHT THRU THE SAME SILLY DIET I INVENTED. hE SAID OK....AND THAT WE SHOULD GO FISHING TOGETHER....i FELT UNEASY ABOUT THAT..I DONT KILL ANIMALS....BUT WHEN HE SAID HE THROWS THEM ALL BACK.....I FELT GOOD AND SAID YET. I THINK IT IS SO COOL, THAT I WILL BE GOING FISHING WITH A STUDENT THAT I HAVENT SEEN IN 40 YEARS. THE HAPPINES...THE BITTERSWEET MEMORIES..FORM BOTH THE EMAIL AND PHONE CALL...HAD ME TEARING ALL NIGHT. AS I MENTIONED BEFORE, THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE SENSITIVE I GET...
RECIPE: FUSION.....EASTERN EUROPE AND INDIA... TZIMMIS ALA BOMBAY

The word tzimmis is a food, Eastern European JEWISH food....and is a varied combination of cooked carrots, sweetpotaotes, prunes...raisins,pumpkin, squash..
brown sugar, sometimes honey, cinnamon....and slowly cooked...yuo can put other things in it too....other fruits.. and some people even use meat in it like brisket or chicken....but the idea is sweetness mixed with veggies...and you can even use onion in it because when cooked, onions get sweet too. add all of the above, add liquid..water, or broth..and letter simmer very slowly, or bake in a slow oven....

But now, we will add some little kumquats(and you can add other fruit like overripe pineapple chuncks, fresh peach, mango, apricot etc) and then CURRY. Cook curry powder with onions that are grated...and put in a little oil and then broth untill onions are very soft....and mix in with the above.... The mixture will be mind boggling..sweet, and hot and delicious. Experiemtn with addint other things like a little finely chopped cilantro,parsely....etc You can serve this by itself, over over rice pilaf.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Easter Peeps, Will be posting all day Keep CoMING BACK

This is a warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i WILL START MAKING bLOG POSTS..BUT IT DOESNT MEAN i AM FINISHED FOR THE DAY...I WILL KEEP COMING BACK UNTIL LATE AT NIGHT, WHEN I REMEMBER THINGS......BECAUSE..I KNOW I WANT TO WRITE THINGS..AND WHEN I SAVE THEM ALL UP.....I FORGET!!! sO A LITTLE AT A TIME.

THIS MORNIGNS ENTRY: I FORGOT TO EAT ANY PEEPS THIS YEAR. THE LITTLE YELLOW OR PINK MARSHMALLOW CHICKENS OR BUNNIES...THE HIGH CALORIE GUILT LADEN MORSELS, THAT ARE ALMOST IMPOERITIVE TO EAT OR, EASTER WILL BE POSTPONES UNTIL YOU DEVOUR SOME. EVERY YEAR FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMEBR I EAT A BOX OF THEM..SOMETIMES, SNOW IS STILL ON THE GROUND, AND ITS A FREINDLY HARBINGER OF SPRING....THAT EASTER WILL BE ON THE WAY. IT SEEMS EACH YEAR, THE STORES PUT THEMOUT EARLIER AND EARLIER....JUST LIKE XMAS TREES START IN AUGUST NOW...(i CAN PUKE)
BUT THIS YEAR I DIDNT EAT ANY. I WAS ON A DIET....(I AM ON A DIET) BUT I WONDER IF I DIDINT REALLY EAT A BOX AND PURPOSELY FORGET.....THE FORGETTING EATING OF THESE CANDIES IS MEDICALLY CALLED "PEEPNESIA" AND CAN ONLY BE CURED BY EATING TWO BOXES IN PUBLIC

ok, I am back.....its late, the news is on....and I am listening with half an ear...
The day proceed well...and we did a little business, which, really was unexpected. also unexpected...was a smiling face, the finally arrived, after being lost in the wilds of political unrest.... not knowing, if i would see this person ever again.My heart had been heavy for a long time, not knowing the status of this person. I was old I would see this person on Tuesday...which, promises have been going on now for a month.....But I was sitting here, typing the early morning blog...when I heard the store bell, and heard unfamilar footsteps...figuring it was a customer schlepping in. I heard a word, a noise...not even sure what i heard, and I stopped typing and looked up to see this person standing there, with a smile from ear to ear....the smile was a 1000 kilowatt smaile and lit up the room and my heart. I am purposely being vague...but the point of this paragraph..is that my very heavy heart, lightened up, and my fears of the worset scenario were alliviated. The closest thing I can compare this story too, is a father who thought his son went to IRAQ, and might never come back...because of the various dangers he might encounter. Well, hopefull, poetically speaking, the war is over!
I guess all of you realize by now, that I do not find it important to correct most of my spelling mistakes...grammar mistakes, run on sentences....Reasons, is that at the hour that I type, I am half asleep, and rarely re-read what I write...so i ask for your forgiveness and hope you do like what you read..and yes, I know I get boring somnetimes...and lately, I know that I havent been very funny.....
I was on Facebook today and realted that I have had an ecumenical pastime of mixing cultural and religous practices..so this year on Easter/PAssover....i colored and paintied matzoe balls, instead of Easter Eggs...so get both holidays in on the cultural exchange.. But I left out the MUSLIMS... I must admit, I am very ignorant of all their holidays,and cultural customs....and food. Kidding aside, I will start learning about them, but until...I will still poke fun....to include them in the food, and artistic... I will add, that next year, we will color and paint their testicles...with painting of easter eggs, and paint the word "shalom" in edible gold paint.

RECIPE OF THE DAY.... INSTANT CHICKEN KORMA

1) BOIL A FEW CHICKEN BREASTS, REMOVE BREASTS COOL AND CHOPPED INTO CUBES..ALWAYS HAVE A FEW BOILED BREASTS OF CHICKEN IN THE FRIDGE AND A JAR OF CHICKEN SOUP/WATER
2) GRATE AN ONION AND PUT IT SOME OF THE CHICKEN SOUP TO COVER. aDD A FEW TABLESPOONS OF GROUND OR PULVERISED IN A MORTAR AND PESTLE ALMONDS 3)PUT INTO THE MICROWAVE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES, ADDING MORE LIQUID IF TOO DRY
4)MASH WITH A FORK TILL CREAMY, AND ADD AT LEAST ONE TABLESPOON OF CURRY, DASH OF TOBASCO, TABLESPOON OR MORE OF FRESH CILANTRO, SALT TO TASTE, SPRINKLE OF CINNAMON
5) NOW ADD TWO TABLESPOON OF YOURGURT OR SOUR CREAM, AND HEAT FOR ANOTHER MINUTE
6) ADD THE CUBED CHICKEN AND HEAD FOR ANOTHER TWO MINUTES

7)SERVE ON MINUTE RICE(FOLLOW DIRECTIONS ON LABEL)

WHEN I SAY INSTANT CURRY.....CURRY USUALLY TAKES HOURS TO MAKE. IF YOU COOK A LOT AND WANT QUICK MEALS, YOUSHOULD ALWAYS HAVE SOME CHICKEN IN THE FRIDGE PRECOOKED, CHICKENSOUP OR "CHICKEN WATER" THAT YOU COOKED IT IN...KEEP IN JARS...

IF YOU LIKE INDIAN FOOD. yoU SHOULD ALWAYS KEEP SOME GROUND ALMOND AND OTHER SPICES READY TO USE. IF YOU HAD ALL YOUR INGREDIATESNT READY... YOU CAN WHIP THIS DISH TOGETHER IN 5-10 MIN..... RICE IN THE MICROWAVE TAKES 4 MIN.

THIS DISH I MADE TONIGHT....CHICKEN AND SOUP WAS MADE EARLIER IN THE DAY. AND WAS AS GOOD AS ANYTHING THAT TAKES HOURS AND HOURS TO MAKE.

YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE ANY OTHER MEAT OR FISH OR SEAFOOD..IN THIS RECIPE
YOU CAN ELIMINATE TEH ALMONDS, FOR A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT BUT DELICIOUS TASTE
ADDITION OF CUMIN,CORRIANDER,AND OTHER PSICES CAN ALTER THE TASTE NIGHTLY

NOW IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE IT FURTHER...ADD CHUNCKS OF APPLES, RAISINS, DATES
ANOPTHER ONE WOULD BE ADDING PINEAPPLE
ANOTHER COMBO: PEACHES,APRICOT,RIPE BANANA, MANGO(OR MANGO ALONE)

YOU CAN MAKE A GOURMET INDIAN DINNER IN A VERY SHORT TIME..AND AMAZE YOUR FREINDS IF YOU MAKE SOME PREPARATIONS EARLIER... HAVE THE MEATS, SHRIMP ETC PRECOOKED
HAVE THE FRUITS PRECUT UP

GRATE OR CHOP A LARGE CUCUMEBR, SALT...LET SIT A WHILE, DRAIN THE WATER IT GAVE OFF...THEN ADD IT AND GARLIC AND DRY MINT SALT AND PEPPER TO YOUGURT....LET SET..AND MIX BEFORE SERVING...COOLING AND DELICIOUS...

YOU CAN EVEN COOK THE RICE EARLIER,DRAIN..AND THEN REHEAT IN THE MICROWAVE..SPRINKLE A LITTLE WATER BEFORE REHEATING..

COOK UP A HEAD OF CAULIFLOWER(YOU CAN USE THOSE NEW MICROWAVE STEAM BAGS) ALSO THEN STEAM SOME PEELED POTATOES( CUBE THEM BOTH. MAKE A SAUCE AGAIN WITH CURRY,GRATED ONION, AND YOUGURT......SALT, ...LITTLE CORRIANDER...MINT....

YOU CAN COOK UP INDIAN FOOD USING THE MICROWAVE RALLY QUICKLY......AND SO DELISH...

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Sex with the Easter Bunny, FOOD,Diet,business,Was Superman JEWISH?

Last night i went to a Bunny Bar, and went home with the Easter Bunny....The bunny said, we couldnt rock and roll all night, because in the morning, the bunny had to get up and hide Easter Eggs all over. So we paled all kinds of naughty games.....The Bunny left and I slept late...and woke up with all this pink hair and fuzz all over me...and some was on my toothbrush..Very Embarassing.....
Last night I cooked a ham..not even sure where it came from...i dont remember buying it....I bet MIss Dotty brought it and, placed it in the fridge and never told anyone...Well, last night ,after staring at it for a few days, i decoded to cook it for the boys who would be working Easter Sunday and during the week. I didnt have all the items that I wanted....but then invented my own recipe..for Ham, not exactly in the Kosher Kook Book. I found some molasses, salt, pepper, and cinnamon...nothing else seemed appropriate...I scored the ham with diamond shapes, and rubbed it down with the moslasses,salt,pepper and cinnamon...and rubbed it in and let it stay to marinate for several hours..Then baked it slowly for 4 hours, until the ouside turned black..OMG... IT WAS MORE DELICIOUS THAN I EVER DREAMED.

i HAD ADVERTISED THAT WE WERE GIGING OUT COOKIES, EASTER CANDIES, HOT CHOCOLATES, CAPPUCHINO, COFFEE,TEA....FOR KIDS OF ALL AGES 2 TO 100... BUT DEEP DOWN, I REALLY DIDNT EXPECT VERY MANY PEOPLE....IT WAS EASTER...AND A GORGEOUS DAY PREDICTED. WELL I WAS RIGHT....VERY FEW PEOPLE, AND TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HAND..SO I NOSHED ALL DAY, FORGETTING ALL ABOUT MY DIET...I ATE ALL KINDS OF RAINBOW COLORED JELLY BEANS, HAM, SATE(STEAK MARINATED WITH SOY AND PEANUT BUTTER AND HOT SAUCE, A FEW BOWLS OF MY CURRY SOUP, WEIGHT WATCHERS ICES, AND FOR BREAKFAST, I DID HAVE MY OATMEAL.....AND THEN TO AD INSULT TO INJURY, I WENT TO BAUMGARTENS IN RIDGEWOOD AND HAD AN ASIAN SAUTE OF SHRIMP,SCALLOPS, BROCCOLI, GINKO FRUIT, PINEABPPLE AND RED AND GREEN PEPPER ON BROWN RICE......I WILL BE STARVING MYSELF ALL WEEK NOW.

Just read an article on super heros....seems a lot of them, were created by JEWISH GUYS.....maybe because their mothers and fathers expected so much from them....the artists and writers....made the heros their alter egos... they fantacized what they wanted to be...and went wild with their imagination...readThe 18th Annual Toronto Jewish Film Festival, running April 18-25 will feature the 'sidebar series', "People Of The Comic Book: The Creators Of Superheroes, Graphic Novels & Toons", based on the premise that North American Jews were the creative force behind the Us comic book industry.

Comic book titles include "Superman" (Siegel and Shuster), "Captain America (Simon and Kirby), "Batman (Bob Kane), "Lil' Abner" (Al Capp), "The Spirit" (Will Eisner), "Mad Magazine" (Harvey Kurtzman, Will Elder), "Daredevil" (Gene Colan), "Green Lantern" (Gil Kane), "Sgt. Rock" (Joe Kubert), "Spider-Man, "Iron Man", "The Hulk" (Stan Lee) and a whole lot more.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

ALMOST HAPPY EASTER,STUDENTS OF THE PAST ON FACEBOOK

WELL I WISH EVERYONE A VERY HAPPY EASTER.....THE RENEWAL OF THE WORLD, THE WINTER IS BEHIND US, THE LIFE IS BREATHED INTO ALL PLANTS, AND THE REBIRTH OF ANIMALS....
EASTER AND PASSOVER BOTH ARE SYMBOLIC OF THE CHANING OF THE SEASON....BESIDES THE RELIGOUS STORIES THEY BEHOLD. RENEWAL,REBIRTH,REGENERATION.....

lAST NIGHT I COOKED A BIG BOT OF DIET SOUP....MADE WITH CABBAGE,DICETOMATOES, CARROTS, ONIONS, GARLIC, WORSCHESTER SAUCE, DALT, CILANTRO, A BIT OF SPLENDA, SALT, CELERY AND SELERY SEEDS AND A TABLESPOON OF CURRY, TABLES[OON OF TOMATOE PASTE, IT BAKED,...YES BAKED IN AN IRON POT AT 400 DEGREES FOR 3 HOURS.... TODAY, ONE OF OUR CUSTOMERS WAS AN INDIAN MAN, AND HIS UKRANIAN WIFE....THEY WERE WARM AND WONDERFUL..I ASKED THEM IF THEY WOULD LIKE TO TRY A LITTLE JUICY CURRY....ALTHOUGH ITS A SOUP, I SERVE IT AS A MAIN DISH BY ELMINIATING MOST OF THE SOUP...AND ADD SOUR CREAM OR YOUGURT. THEY BOTH WANTED TO TRY IT..I EXPLAINED THAT IF THEY DIDNT LIKE IT....I WOULD UNDERSTAND...AND THROW IT AWAY...I ASKED HIM IF HE LIKED TI SPICY OR MILD..HE SMILED....AND SAID SPICEY...SHE WANTED IT MILD.....I ADDED MORE CURRY AND HOT SAUCE AND GARLIC TO HIS , AND HERS AS ORIGINALLY MADE. THEY FINISHED IT ALL,...AND SAID THEY BOTH LIKED IT....SHE SAID, WITH HER UKRANIAN ACCENT...:ITS INDIAN BORSCHT...WITH THE SOUR CREAM...
THE OWNER OF THE FABULOUS RESTAURANT "THE CITRIS GRILL IN AIRMONT" ,WHO IS GOING TO MOVE INTO THE BUILDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US...(ITS IN PROGRESS OF BEING BUILT) CAME IN TO VISIT US...AND THE NEW SITE.....i OFFERED THEM SOME DRINKS AND FOOD...HER SON SAID HE LOVES CURRY, AND SCOFFED UP A LARGE BOWL...AND GOT THUMBS UP FROM HIM. HE SAID THAT HE CAME IN WITH FLUE SYMPTOMS...BUT AFTER THE SOUP...HE SAID HE FELT SYLPTOM FREE AND HAD A HUGE SMILE..... MAYBE THE SOUP CONTAINED MAURYMYICIN OR GRANNYCILLIN?

MOST OF THOSE WHO KNOW ME...KNOW THAT I AM VERY ROBIN-WILLIAMESQUE. VERY SERIOUS...WHICH CAN TURN TO VERY SILLY AND BACK. AND I AM VERY CREATIVE...AND VERY SENSITIVE....AND IN COMPLETE CONTACT WITH REALITY...BUT I DO NOT LIKE REALITY....AT ALL...THAT IS WHY I WRITE ALOT....TO BRING TO THE FOREFRONT...ALL THE INJUSTICES OF THE WORLD...WHICH IS WHAT REALITY IS ALL ABOUT.
ONE OF THE CENTRAL THEMES OF MY LIFE IS NOT ONLY CREATIVITY, BUT TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD A LITTLE BETTER BEFORE I LEAVE...I WAS A TEACHER, WHO TAUGHT NOT ENGLISH...BUT TAUGHT MY STUDENTS HOW TO THINK, WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE..AND LEARNING.....I EMPHASIZIED INCREASING VOCABULARY, HOW TO EXPRESS YOURSELF, THE IMPORTANCE OF READING AND LEARNING AND BEING CREATIVE...AND OPEN TO NEW IDEAS....ETC
I NEW THE KIDS LIKED ME THEN...BUT ONE NEVER KNOWS WHO IS BROWN NOSING YOU, OR WHICH ONES WERE TRUTHFUL...AND I ALWAYS WONDERED, HOW MY STUDENTS WOULD FARE IN LIFE.
WITH THE MAGIN OF THE COMPUTER, THE INTERNET AND FACEBOOK, I AM FINDING MANY OF MY STUDENTS...WHO WERE 12 WHEN THEY WERE IN MY CLASS AND NOW SOME OF THEM ARE GRANDPARENTS...(THIS MAKES ME FEEL 100).
I HAVE WRITTEN TO MANY OF THEM AND ASKED IF THEY REMMEBRED ME AND ASKED TO THEM TO WRITE BACK TO ME AND LET ME KNOW HOW THEIR LIFE HAS GONE. TO MY WONDERMENT, ALL OF THEM ,NOT ONLY WROTE BACK, BUT ASKED, "HOW COULD i EVER FORGET YOU" nOT ONLY THE COMPLIMENTS FLOWED IN,BUT 40 YEARS LATER, ALMOST ALL OF THEM WROTE BACK FINE DETAILS OF PARTICULAR DETAILS OF LESSONS THAT WE SHARED...." tHEI WARM AND KIND WORDS MADE MY EYES TEAR...THAT PART OF MY DREAM OF CAUSING A POSITIVE EFFECT ON THE PLANET HAS BEEN MADE.
sO MANY OF MY STUDENTS HAVE DONE SO WELL: dRS,lAWYERS, wIRTERS, AND MANY HAVE GONE TO THE IVY LEAGUE COLLEGES.....AND ARE VERY INTELLIGENT AND CREATIVE...

TODAY, THE SAT BEFORE EASTER....OUR TV COMMERCIAL WAS SHOWN ON HGTV...AND WE HAD A FEW CUSTOMERS WHO NEVER NEEW ABOUT US... ONE OF TODAYS NEW CUSTOEMRS WAS A BASKETBALL STAR......WHOSE NAME I THINK I SHOULDNT PRINT..SO THEY WONT GET MAD...BUT IT WAS NICE.....TO HVE A NAME BRAND PERSON...

Thursday, April 1, 2010

I am ahead of my time, but where is the money??Screw Verizon O'REILLY DID SOMETING RIGHT!

I WANT TO START THIS BLOG TONIGHT..WITH A SPELLING DISCLAIMER.....I DO KNOW HOW TO SPELL, BUT AT THIS HOUR OF THE NIGHT....I DONT USE THE SPELL CHECK OR REREAD MY WRITINGS...SO IF THERE ARE MISTAKES, ATTRIBUTE TO TIREDNESS,,,,NOT BAD SPELLING.

The phone company is so full of crap! My phones havent been working right..or at all since MONDAY. I called 411 to get their repair number. When I dialed the number given by the computer voice(that I usually curse at) a recorded message"this is a non working number of VERIZON" please call...............Then I called another number and Pushed 1 for English, 2 for business, 2 for Fios, 3 for repair, then repeated my phone number....then more messages that they are looking up my account. Then another computer voice tells me they are switching me to the proper person. Then, I am told after a while, that all the Service people are with other people and their will be a short wait...(ten minutes have passed and my blood pressure is starting to rise.
After another ten minute I get a live person.....who asked me all the same questions all over, plus my adress, and who I am!! Then she asks me to hold.....and then takes some more information, before WE ARE DISCONNECTED!!!!!!
I DIAL BACK AND NOW THE CORRECT NUMBER GIVES ME A RECORDING THAT IT IS A NON WORKING NUMBER...THEN I CALL THE OTHER NUMBER WHICH WAS THE NON WORKING NUMBER AND THIS TIME, IT WORKED???!!!!! wENT THRU HALF OF THE SAME PROMPTS WHEN I GET A MESSAGE TO CALL BACK AT ANOTHER TIME BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO OVERWHLEMD WITH CALLS. I KEPT TRYING, AND EVENTUALLY AN HOUR LATER I GAVE A FULL REPORT....
IN THE MEANTIME, A VERIZON TECHNICIAN CAME IN TO REPORT THAT THE BUSINESS BEHIND MINE HAS THEIR WIRES CROSSED WITH MINE, AND WE WERE GETTING THIS OTHER GUYS CALLS. BUT THIS SWITCHING HAS NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH MY PROBLEMS.. I ARGUES WITH THE TECHNICIAN....WHO WAS A VERY NICE, TWO HEADS TALLER THAN ME ASSHOLE. HE CLAIMED TO CHECK OUT THE ENTIRE BUILDING.. HE TOLD ME IT HAS TO BE THE WIRING IN THE BUILDING, OR MY PHONE SYSTEM OR SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE SPILLED COFFEE INTO THE PHONES...BUT VERIZON IS NOT RESPONSIBLE...AND ITS OUR PROBLEM.. I WANTED TO HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH A ROCK!!
i CALLED BACK TODAY....AND THEY SENT A DIFFERENT TECH GUY...A LITTLE GEEKING LOOKING.. HE LISTENED TO ME IN DETAIL AND HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS....HE WENT TO THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING....AN HOUR AN HALF LATER..HE CAME BACK AND TOLD ME ITS ALL FIXED!!! AND THAT IT WAS IN THE CENTRAL STATION COMPUTER...THAT IT WAS ALL SET UP INCORRECTLYH AND NO FAULT OF OURS...OR THE PHONE SYSTEM.... hE SAID THE OTHER GUY WAS JUST STUPID AND LAZY....I THANKED HIM A LOT.

THE POINT OF THE ABOVE STORY IS DUFOLD. ONE IT IS THE FRUSTRATION OF TODAYS SITUATION.....BUT IT IS REPRESENTATIVE OF DEALING WITH ALL BIG COMPANIES.....ONE HAS TO HAVE THE COURAGE OF ONES CONVICTIONS AND THE PERSISTENCE TO FIGHT THE BASTARDS....ALL THE BIG COMPANIES ARE LIKE GIANT ASSOLES....RUN BY ASSHOLES....AND ARE DARK AND STINKY, DANGEROUS TO ENTER AND FIGHT....AND YOU CANT BELIVE THEM AND ARE ALL FULL OF SHIT!!! iNSURANCE COMPANIES, UTILITIES,INSURANCE COMAPNIES, GOVERNMENTAL AGENCIES, ANY LARGE COMPANY THAT OFFERS GUARANTEES WITH THEIR PRODUCTS, AND SO ON AND SO ON.......

I LIKE TO THINK, INVENT, CREATE...ALL KINDS OF THINGS. WHEN I WAS 9 OR TEN, I DREW A PIX OF A CAR WHOSE METAL CONVERTIBLE TOP WAS MADE UP OF MANY PEICES AND FOLDED UP AND WENT INTO THE TRUNK. MY FATHER TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY, IT JUST COULDNT BE DONE....SHUT UP!!!!! WHEN WE USED TO DRIVE ON RT 3 THRU THE MEADOWLANDS, WHEN I WAS 8 OR 9, THE AREA SMELLED LIKE PIG SHIT AND SMOKE. WHY????BECUASE THERE WERE PIG FARMS AND SLAUGHTER HOUSES IN SECAUSCUS...AND THERE WERE GARBAGE DUMPS THERE, WHERE THEY USED TO BURN ALL THE GARBAGE...BEFORE THEY LEARNED ABOUT AIR POLUTION....ONE WOULD GAG..ALMOST VOMIT...FOR A FIVE MINUTE PORTION OF THE RIDE...
ONE DAY, WHILE ALMOST PUKING UP SUNDAY BREAKFAST....ON THE WAY TO VISIT MY GRANDMOTHER IN QUEENS, I WAS LOOKING AT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING..THEN ABCK TO THE SMOKING GARBAGE DUMP.. MY LITTLE MIND REALIZED THAT NYC WAS FILLED. NO ROOM TO BUILDING....AND THEY WOULD HAVE TO COME ACROSS THE RIVER AND CONTINUE TO BUILD THE CITY OUT HERE..."daddy, I SAID.... NYC WILL COME OUT HERE...THEY WILL BUILD ALL KINDS OF THINGS RIGHT HERE IN THE DUMPS....THE PROPERTY WILL BECOME VERY VALUABLE.....PEOPLE WILL LIVE HERE, SHOP HERE AND PLAY HERE....."SHUT UP HE SAID, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.....THIS IS A GARBAGE DUMP AND A PIG FARM.." DADDY YOU SHOUL BUY THE LAND HERE..."SHUT UP YOUR CRAZY"
WELL TWO THING TO REALIZE....MY FATHER WASNT RICH, AND COULDNT AFFORD TO ACTUALLY BUY THE MEADOWLANDS, BUT HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN A GROUP TOGETHER.......AND SEONCDLY, MY FATHER, WHO WAS REALLY A VERY GOOD MAN, WASNT A CREATIVE THINKER AND PLANNER....
WELL, I WOULD BE THE LANDLORD OF THE MEADOWLANDS, AND A DOEN SHOPPING CENTERS, HOTELS, MOTELS, INDUSTRY,OFFICE BUILDING, RESTAURANTS..ETCETCETC..I WAS RIGHT..BUT THERE IS NO GLORY IN BEING RIGHT....NO MONEY IN BEING RIGHT.......THEY BOTH MADE THE FORD HARD TOP CONVERTIBLE IN 1957 TO 59 AND A FEW YEARS AGO, THERE WERE A FEW OTHER CARMAKERS THAAT BROUGHT IT BACK.........
LETME CONTINUE TO MENTION SOME OF THE OTHER IDEAS THAT I HAD THAT WERE EVENTUALLY PRODUCED FOR THE MASSES. IN THE 1980S, I BOUGHT MY FIRST 14FT TRUCKS...I HATED DRIVEING IT BECAUSE I COULDNT SEE THAT WELL...AS IN A VAN. SO i BOUGHT A TV CAMERA...WHICH WAS PRIMITIVE THEN AND A TIVE SCREEN AND WAS GOING TO MOUNT THE CAMERA ON THE TOP OF THE TRUCK AND ATTACH IT TO A PORTABLE TV IN THE FRONT....SO I COULD SEE WHAT WAS IN BACK AND TO THE SIDE OF ME...I WAS TOLD BY FREINDS HOW LAME THIS WAS, AND NEVER HOOKED IT UP...... TEN YEARS OR MORE LATER, THIS IDEA WAS BEING BUILT INTO TRACTOR TRAILERS..AS PART OF STANDARD EQUIPMENT AND SOME CARS NOW HAVE IT..I ALSO PUT A PORTABLE TIVE IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY LINCOLN CONTINENTAL IN 1965..WHICH WAS SOMETHING PEOPLE LAUGHED AT..AND NOW...MANY CARS HAVE THEM BUILT IT..
tHE PROBLEM IS THAT I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO PROMOTE MY IDEAS.....ONE THAT I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO WORK ON STARTED ONE HOT SUMMER ON MY WAY BACK TO THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY... I WOULD STOP AT GAS STATIONS TO GET COLD DRINKS....AND THE CHOICE WAS SO LAME. COKE OR PEPSI....7 UP, MAYBE ORANGE OR ROOTBEER..IN THOSE DAYS THERE WASNT EVEN OTHER FLAVOR SODAS IN SMALL CANS...I GOT THE IDEA THEN HOW NICE IT WOULD BE IF THEY HAD SMALL BOTTOLES OF ICE TEA, OR ORANGE AND OTHER JUICES....OR PUNCHES, THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE BOTTLES OF COLD WATER FOR SALE...NOW, GAS STATIONS HAVE THREE CASES FILLED WITH SO MANY DRINKS, YOU HAVE TO SPEND HALF AN HOUR MAKING A DECISION WHIC ONE TO DRINK.....AND IN THOSE DAYS, THEY DIDNT HAVE DIET SODA AVAIL EITHER.....I COULD HAVE BEEN MR SNAPPLE, OR MR GREEN TEA MAN, OR MR JUICE HEAD......NOW HERE ARE A HUNDRED CHOICES....
I HAD THE IDEA TO COME OUT WITH APRODUCT CALLED "MISHSHIGENAH NUTS" A CAN OF NUTS WITH A PICTURE OF A MR PEANUT TYPE OF GUY...THAT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS CRAZY....(NUTZ) AND CALL IT "MISHDUGENAH NUTZ" I CALLED UP A NUT PACKING COMPANY IN NEWARK.....I PRICED 50,000 CANS ...WITH THE PRINTING.....CUSTOM MADE... THE COST TO START WAS ASTRONOMICAL...SO I COULDT AFFORD TO DO IT.......WITHIN A FEW MONTHS, THE PRODUCT CALLED "MISUGANAH NUTS" WAS IN THE KOSHER DELIS AND OTHER STORES........

I HATE O'REILLY, BUT TONIGHT, I HATE HIM A LITTLE LESS. EITHER HE IS MELLOWING OUT...FORM THE FAR RIGHT....OR...HE IS NOW TRYING TO DO THINGS TO IMPROVE HIS IMAGE TO THE DEMOCRATS AND THE INDEPENDENTS.
A MARINE WAS KILLED THE THE CURRENT WAR....IT TURNS OUT, THAT IT TURN OUT HE WAS GAY...(HOW THE NEWS GOT TO THE PRESS AFTER HIS DEATH, I DO NOT KNOW) THE REVEREND PHELPS...THE BAPTIST MINISTER...WHOSE WEBSITE IS GODHATESFAGS.COM..... PICKETED HIS FUNERAL.. which is not a very Christian thing to do...They were shouting horrible tings, as they tried to bury our MARINE HERO. The father..MR SNYDER...sued the Reverend and his disgusting CHURCH...and won 11 million dollars...later it was overturned and the CHURCH (what a joke its not a church but a hate cult) sued MR SNYDERY for their costs of their lawyers and they won 16,000 settlement, which he will not pay. He is applying to the SUPREME court to overturn his settlement....they won on a first amendment...which...harrasing a funeral..is not a first Amendment issue on my book.....well, MR FAR RIGHT O'reilly, offered to pay this 16,000 if MR SNYDER has to pay the CHURCH......and O'Reilyy will rally for this cause...regardless that it is partially a GAY issue, which would ordinarily be too liberal for him...Maybe in his old age...Bill is starting to see things differently...and doing the right thing might become part of his repertoire.