Sarah Palins TITS, War in Krysistan, More WINS Commercials, etc

The big news today..is that Sarah Palin was asked on her "brilliant" new program if she had breast augmentation....A titty lift...or enhancement....This is what is imporatnt to republican conservatives....(democrats dont give a crap)....and I bet, that most republicans dont give a crap either.....She is the least of our worries..
They spend more time on this type of disinformation.....than on what is really happeneing in the world....Tv is really the garbage sump of the airwaves...nothing to watch....if you are a thinking person, care about the planet, and have a few fucntioning brain sells.
There is a civil ethic war raging in KRYGISTAN....I should have gotten out a world map before I started writing this to get a better feeling where it is...well, it seems that the KRYGS are murdering teh USZBECKS and running them out of the country....and as war is..its sad..women and children are being trampled, slaughters..burned.....as they flee. What did they do to deserve this. NOTHING> Theya re just who they are ....and of a different group...but..they are both SUNNI MOSLEMS>...Moslems killing moslems...and as I understand it, in IRAQ...the SUNIS and Shiites are killing each other....over policy...but here...the Sunni are killing SUNNI....how fucking stupid..Sorry for cursing...but sometimes I need the words for intensity....These Moslems are so crazy.....and I am trying to be objective...and not prejudical....I am not prejudgeing them I am judging them after the fact..after analyzing their behavior.....THEY ARE INDEED CRAZY.
I HAVE MENTIONED IT BEFORE, BUT INS HAS THE WORDST COMMERCIALS.....MOST ANNOYING AND THE MOST DISHONEST... THE ONE I HEARD TODAY MUST BE ON FOR AT LEAST 4 YARS...THE ONE WITH GARY STANLY TELLING YOU HE USUALLY TALKED OF SPORTS, BUT TODAY HE IS TALKING ABOUT GETTING AN HONET MORTGAGE......I DONT KNOW WHO HE IS....AND I DONT CARE WHO HE IS AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR HIS COMMERCIALS.
i WAS READING....AN OLD LIFE MAGAZINE AGAIN TODAY....THEIR ADS FROM THE 40'S TELLING US HOW MILD THEIR CIGARETTES ARE, HOW SMOKING CALMS THE NERVES AND THAT MORE DOCTORS SMOKE "CAMELS" THAN ANY OTHER BRAND...AND DO YOU REMMBER THIS? "LSMFT" NO???WELL THAT WAS THE INTITIALS OF A FAMOUS PHRASE..."LUCKY STRIKE MEANS FINE TOBACCO?"
THEY ALREADY NEW THEN NOCCOTINE WAS A POISON AND A KILLER"""" AND THEY HAD ALL THE FAMOUS MOVIE STARS ADVOCATING THEM..........AND IN THE1920 TO 30"S THEY ALSO HAD SOCIALITE LADYS.....WIVES OF MILLIONAIRES, AMBASSADORS, WIVES OF ROYALTY.....POSING IN EVENIGN GOWNS,,AND SOMETIMES WITH THEIR FACY RICH HUSBAND...IN A TUXEDO......SMOKING AND TOKING ON THEIR CANCER STICKS.....

WINS 1010 Radio< sleaszy advertising..EX:Prostrate Health Pills

I have been listening to WINS for years..They have the news..if you want to call it NEWS... and they repeat the same shit every ten minutes. until you can memorize it and do the news program yourself.
What I noticed,their advertisers are really so low end...border-lining on crooked and scamspters. Or just down right FUCKING ANNOYING>
The one I hate the most is the one that starts" Hellow,m this is GARY STANLEY, usually I talk about sports, but today I am talking about getting a loan, or a mortgage.. and he goes on to tell why the company he is representing is so damnwonderful that they approve the loan over the phone, so quickly...not like other banks, and they charge less fees..
This had , the very same one has been on there for many years...and I am so tired of hearing his voice and the very same commercial. Why dont they change it a little????First question...who the HELL IS GARY STANLEY.....and second....why in hell do I care that he got two mortgages from this company..(a ML MOSCOWITZ COMPANY)

Then there are the companies that are promising you absolutely free (they repeat the abolutley free statement at least three times) then they go one to tell you that you need to call and give your creidt card....for shipping and handling.....the catch here, that the shipping and handlin charges are so rediculous high, that you really are buying the product/
They tell y ou to hurry up and cal in "for this is a limited offer...and there is a limited supply.. of course besides the absolutely free (charges for shipping and handling) you can for another ten dollars, rush the order...in two or three days....Now tell me, what ever the shit that they are selling...you lived without it for your entire life...so why would you pay an extra ten dollars to deliver a product you dont need and never used before....that probably isnt even worth the ten dollars for shipping and another ten to rush it......
Now as for the limited quantities.....busllhist...This add too has been on wins for two or three years.. I am sure they would have run out of the free stuff long ago...
One of the products is called "PROSTRATE HEALTH" pills.. because they say they"care about our prostrate" It is so reassuring to know, when I lay down at night, there are poeple out there....people and complete companies that care about my prostrate....
Another company who sends free(plus shipping and handling) Is "HYROXOLITE....that is supposed to get rid of wrinkles...there limited supply has been offerend now for three years....Another free offer is LIGHT SIDE SMOOTHES...a poweder that youad water and you loose 12 ponds the firs 4 to 7 days...." they too have a very limited supply for free(plus handling and shipping) and this ad has been on for years...and to drink this stuff and loose 12 pounds the first 4 to 7 days sounds like reall bullcrap.
There are other wieight control products offered for free....
Then the organizations that want you to donate your car or boat.....CARS for KIDS...., The LI"CHIAM SOCIETY.....Organizatiosn for cancer, diabetes, and all other disease, but not the ones you normally hear of....I tried to find them online and what they really do..and nothing concrete can be found.....all they do is buy and sell cars. They praomise a tax deduction..and a free vacation.....all of them...including the salvation army.....I GAVE THEM MY 1988 JAGUAR..WHEN THEY CAME TO GET MY CAR I DIDNT GET A VACATION OR A TAX DEDUCTION...NOTHING.....

My Magic wand scares customer(at first) Afganistan&Grannys,National Hostility DAY

Last night, the last customer was giving me a bit of a hard time....complaing about prices...and then, found a marble pedastal....but complained it was the wrong color..Now if it was a different color"I would buy it he said! Wait a minute,...I will be right back....I am going to get my magic wand and will change it" I went into my office, where I have my wondrful Halloween Pumpkin MAgic wand, that lights up and blinks on and off!! I cam back, and told me..."be careful now, this is very powerful" I click it on, it lit up...and I waved it a few times over the marble green pedastle.. "shit, I said" it usually works.." I tried again, looked him straight in the eye, as if I was serious...." On the third waving of the wand, I held it closer to my face, stared at it and look at him and said, I think the batteries must have worn down..." Well, my antics made him laugh....and he said he woul dbe back....I tried to post a photo of the wand, but for some reason I could get it on y blog....will try later...
One of my customers, who was an auciton customer, before she and her husband came to the store was here again....I asked her where her Husband was....her reply shocked me.. "He is in Afgansitan for 6 months" He isnt with the army, but with a private company....I didnt ask what he was doing....if she new or was able to tell me, I would have known. She is very talkative...SHe is a Chinese woman, who I think was born in Manhattan, knows some Yiddish and would always laugh at my jokes the loudest during an auction. We have a mutual admiration society....She told me her husband called from Afgansitan and told her to come down the GRANNYS...and shop because he is going to be making a lot of money in the next 6 months....But, although I will graciously take her business and money, I do not want to benefit because we are at war.....Crazy me....
i tried again and couldnt post a photo...I will try later on when all the typing is finsihed.......
I propose a holiday....or a week....and lately, the way thingsa are going, I might even propose a National Hostiity DAY, week or MONTH!!!! I am always angry....I do not like when people are putting various groups down.....There are those who want to send all the illegal Aliens home...(even though I think our economy might fall apart) There are those who are blaming all the NAtional economic woes on people who are on welfare....or they go on to say, that some of them are the fourth generation....on welfare.. I say unto them....do you think they like living on welfare..in bad areas, in dangerous area, with having less and more inferior things to eat and ware.....I really do not think so..and those people might not be educated enough to get them selves out of the ghetto.
This happened today......when I was talking about 6000 people beling laid off by a parmeceutical company..because their plant was moving to china......and they would be on welfare...soon.....I suggested that the government not allow companies to move to china to produce cheap shit things....and put our own people on welfare. I was very hostil to this guy.....not to his face, but within myself...I was angry...he was so republican conservation....assholy. He then went on to try and cut my prices in half....and was angry when he could not beat me up as bad as he wanted to.
I get angry when, I tell a customer that if they do not want to spend 3000 on a mint condit0on item....they can buy one "as is" for 500 and fix it themselves....this customer went on and on and on and on..knocking the condition of the cheaper one...here buy this one you can save 2500 and fix it yourself.......he went on for 15 minutes picking out the flaws and I kept saying, that is why ist 2500 cheaper...."Dont you have anything cheaper?" I handed him a small mirror....But I dont think he got the message.... He went on for another five minutes pointing out the flaws......Finally, before bloodshed, I smiled and said, come back next week, I will glue it and fix it and polish it.....and then you can buy it perfect..for 3000.
then I get hostil when some people bring me things to show me..that they want to sell. Very often, they bring in boxes of pure NOTHING>. They painstakingly unwrapped the items...spread them out....and most of the time they are crap. "home much do you give me for these...or all this stuff..etc. I looked quicly and carefully and tell them I do not want them... Sometimes they freak...."well why not" I do not have customers.....well, they sometimes get bent out of shape...severly rejected....."Well then I wil take them to someone who knows what they are looking at" They probably are going to a recycle dump...or the santiation department." A few days ago, a lady brought me 4 boxes of nothing.....and was really angry....she said to me"YOU made me bring them down" I did not make you...you chose to because I told you I wouldnt come to your house..." I try not to hurt their feelings..especiall if it came from a loving relatie that left it to them.....

Business was good today..many people,EMOTIONS

Last night, i watched the news and saw a bunch of people trying to save a beached dolphin....My sensitivity took a beating on this one,,,and i started tearing...feeling such horrible sadness for the poor dolphin...but happiness, that many humans.....helped keep htat creature alive, pouring water on him, petting him, keeping him cool, until professionals were able to come and try to rescue it.
It briefly restored my faith in human beings...in human nature and that some of us really still care about other species....and that we in-nately know what the right th8ing to do is... It was said, that most beached whales and dolphins, are beached because they are really sick, and their sonar and other parts arent working...therefor the chance of recovery for them is 10%..Never the less. even with bad odds, these people went forth to do the right thing. I cried because I was sand and I cried because I was happy. DOes that make sense?

I went again to the ROut 23 Chinese Buffet....their food is excellent,m and one cannot buy food in the store to prepare such a feast for the same money.....for 20.00 tonite I down many oysters, shrimp, sushi, a few spare ribs, two small peices of sirloin steak that was marinated and cooked over an open fire....Shrimp bisque, DIM SUM (Chinese dumplings) a piece of salmon(small) a noodle dish with seafood(very so so) a little taste of roast duck,.....and some desserts and other goodies. but the choice was staggering..many noodle and rices dishes, veggies like Broccoli Rab with garline, steamed string beanys, stuffed mushrooms, chicke kebabos and maybe ten other chickend and shrimp dished, 4 other soups, clams,........
I ate till i was statisfied, but not over stuffed or in pain...as some do. Every time I go there...there are a collection of large people.....with asses....that gave me an idea.. I could make a deal with these people and rent their funcky butts..and put signs on them.. like walking BILLBOARDS.. If you saw a person with a five foot ass...and they were walking around with a sign....you would READ THAT SIGN...AND THEN CALL UP A FEW PEOPLE TO TELL THEM THAT A FAT ASS, WAS ADVERTISING"SLIM FAST" OR
MC DONALDS OR WENDYS...OR HOW ABOUT IMMODDIUM.....OR EVEN JELLOW OR PUDDING..ON AN ASS......AND I DONT MEAN A LITTLE FAT....ASSES....THAT WOULD WIN PRISES......TONIGHT, THERE WAS ONE PERSON, WHO WAS SITTING ON TWO CHIARS....I AM SUR HER BUTT WAS 48" WIDE....I HAVE A LITTLE BELLY....AND SHOULDNT VISIT THESE PLACES, BUT FOR GODS SAKE, WHAT IN HELL DOES MRS.SHREK NEED TO GO TO AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET......I AM A GOOD ADDICT AND I AM SURE SHE IS ONE TOO....SHE NEEDS HELP....BUT NOT A BUFFET!!!
MY NEW ADVERTISING COMPANY WILL BE CALLED "BIG BUTT BILLBOARDS" AND INORDER TO WORK FOR US, ONE HAD TO HAVE A TREMENDOUS POSTERIOR....AT LEAST 36" SO THE SIGN WIL BE NOTICED.....dO YOU THINK I AM SERIOUS../??? NO, BUT GUESS WHAT...IT MIGHT WORK ANYWAY.

Surprise:Our street was TORN UP,

Today, started out nice and bright and sunny.....but upon reaching the store,...the entiure street was torn up...Police let some traffic pass, then let the other said pass....while they dug, put in pipes, and had paving machines all over...PSEG,The pHONE COMPANY.....were both there....what they were doing..who knows.
Two trucks block my driveway and no one could leave or enter thru the main street, but for those who knew, you can get in thru a back street,into our parking lot.
SO, I knew we were doomed for the day..no business would transpire...but to make a long store short here, we still did about 600 bucks..which is better than a stick in the eye(OUCH)
I was taking photos for the blog (and other reasons) when a yellow hard had guy, with an accent...asked me what I was doing....and what was I taking photos of....my BUTTON WAS PUSH. I told him it was none of his business... He kept yelling and following me....I was rady to aim for his groin, if he touched me...or tried to pull my camera away. Then he got a policeman...who asked what was wrong..I explained this anus was questioning me....and I told him its none of his business. Has the PARANOIA of terrorism gotten this far, that you cant take photos of a broken up road... was this endangering NAtional Secuirty??? I was fit to be tied. Much ado about nothing..

Admitted Plagerism,Gov of NJ is a pIG,Kevorkians VAn on EBAY

First, instead of me telling jokes, let me admit I stole them all from an email BArbara Comerford sent me......and want to share them with all of you....they are funny...I think the one that really gotme was the one..A man stops a JEWISH WOMAN and tells her "I havent eaten in 3 days" her response "force yourself
It made me laugh out loud....hope you like them..YOu do not have to be JEwish to laugh at JEWISH JOKES, or Eat Kosher HOt DOGS and knishes....
JOKES:
Jewish Comedians and their jokes.
Most of you remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days: Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Victor Borge, Woody Allen, Joan Rivers, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, Allan Sherman,
Jerry Lewis, Peter Sellers, Carl Reiner, Shelley Berman, Gene Wilder, George Jessel, Alan King, Mel Brooks, Phil Silvers, Jack Carter, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Jack Benny and so many others.
Not one single swear word in their comedy.

* I just got back from a pleasure trip.. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

* What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"

* Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

* My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

* My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

* She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

* I was just in London; there is a 6-hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

* The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months.

* The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. " Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

* Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I am 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

* A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand? " The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

* Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!"

* A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.."

* Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

*Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

* The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton
spelled backward is Not Now.

* There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.

* Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

* Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie? It's called, 'Debbie Does Dishes'.

* Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? They never let anyone finish a sentence!

* What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position? Facing Bloomingdale's.

* A man called his mother in Florida, "Mom, how are you?" " Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak." The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

* A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband. "The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

* Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner.

* How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody."

* Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.

* Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself," she replied.

* What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

* Why are Jewish Men circumcised? Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off.

OUR NEW GOVENOR..IS A PIG....EVIL, CORRUPT,..... His brother had a MADOFF type scam...they were indited...the other two guys went to jail....but his brother, got off with a verbal slap of the wrist.... He also got certain contracts...and made money....just like Richardson of NEW MEXICO, who was scadalized...and who is a much better man...This HORRIBLE crook, is cutting the money for our childrens education...cuts taxes for his rich friends...I know people who know him and worked for and with him, and they verify how right I am.....

Dr Kevorkian...."DR Death" had a van that was used to assist people in suicide..which I feel is their right. When pain becomes unbearable, and there is no hope of revoery....people whould be able to terminate their suffering...and no government, or relgious institution has the right....morally, to stop it.
This van was put on ebay....but the facists at EBAY soo made them remove it.. I wonder how much it would have brought, and who would have purchased it??

Because of my diet, i havent been posting recipes for many months..but I did cheat and make something new tonight.....The recipe uses Thai style sauce.....and then. goies crazy. Make a peanut sauce with peanut butter, thinned down with vinegar and water....to tase.... then add tobasco, soy sauce, fresh grated or powered garlic, celery seeds, mayonaisse, and thinly chopped green onions(scallions) Should have the consistency of a salad dressing.....then tossing with thin sliced potatoes...
you can add: chopped hard boiled eggs, crispy bacon, (this isnt diet) at all.

poison ivy, Israel, Guatemala,Religion, and lots more

Its almost three in the morning, and I do not feel like sleeping. It is not insomnia either....I realize, I have been shriking my responsibilty to the readers of my blog.I havent written anything in a long time....lazy, tired, and sometimes, i guess I have to be in the mood.
Like a big macho fool, i went up to my home in Wayne and found, enough poison IVY growing on my property to make the entiure workd scratch, or itch......and started pulling out the plants iwth my bare hands. In past years, I hardly ever get it...I thought I was immune....well, even though, I washed my hands in hot soapy water a few times, the first evidence was itching and swelling of a certain part of the anatomy, that you can not scratch in public. Two days later, it is starting to come out on my arms......and now there is this strange pink coating on both arms from CALAMINE LOATION. Also, another part now looks like a big pink candy cane.

The NEWs of Israel attacking this flotilla upsets me, for several reasons, Firstly, I hope that they really have a reason...and the only reason would be that they were carrying guns and ammunition, and military equipment. If this is not found, the world will really be pissed at them, more than they already are....and whats more MAURY LUBMAN will be pissed at them...and this is even worse, than the world being pissed at them. Since my delusions, that I can talk with GOD directly (well I talk(he listens) I will first ask for forgiveness for the country as a whole.....the people them selves, most of whom suffer from one type of post trumatic stress or antother want peace...Its the Government leaders who want war...if any one of them wants war.
No one wants to live in eternal fear....never knowing when a missile will strike, or a crazy terrorist, will come into themarket place, a mall, a restuarant, a train or bus....and blow it up. So I feel the people of Isreal themselves, will condemn the action if no proof of reason is given...I p[redict, Israelis will march in the streets, protesting this...unless, they are apeased with proof of cause.

Speaking of GOD, he was off duty again...The hurricane named after the writer AGATHA Christie, wreaked havoc again, and bodies are piling up again, and people are missing again, and new orphans roam the land homeless, stomachs are going hungry, mouths are dry from thirst from lack of pure drinking water, as the floods rise, and the mud flows, and ASH from a volcanic eruption, futher inhibits help for the people.....and the church bells ring...and people are praying....praying for fucking what...where was their prayers before the volcano, before the hurricane, before the mudlsides and floods, before the death and destruction...PRAYING DOES NOTHING....IT IS THE ONLY THING THE HUMAN MIND CAN THINK OF OUT OF DESPERATION, THAT SOMETHING GOOD MIGHT HAPPEN IF YOU PRAY... ITS A LESSON IN FUTILITY...BUT WHEN THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO YOU PRAY. WHEN CAVE MEN WERE IN THE DARKNESS, AND SCARED...THEY WOULD PRAY THAT THE SUN WOULD OCME UP AND LIGHT AND WARMTH WOULD RETURN....SO..THAT IS THE FIRST GOD, THE SUN GOD...AND, THEIR PRAYERS WERE USUALLY ANSWERED, FOR THE SUN COMES UP EACH MORNING....WITH, OR WITHOUT PRAYERS.
WE HAVE HAD SO MANY NATURAL DISASTERS IN THE PAST FEW YEARS.....AS A MATTER OF FACT WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD NATURAL DISASTERS...WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD EPIDEMICS OF DISEASES...FAMINES,FLOODS, HURRICANS, TORNADOS, BLIZZARDS, EARTHQUAKES, VOLCANOS, SUNAMIS......FROM DAY WONE. AND DO YOU THINK PRAYERS EVERY HELPED....
SO, here i lay claim to be an Athisist....a Jewish Atheist thank GOD.....but I still admit, that my human brain, is as primitive as everyone elses...and I do pray and "talk" to the great spirit, every night.....am I a hypocrit? I dont think so. We are programed to be both logical creatures, educated.....but there is still part of the brain that regresses to the primitive mind...and this religious thing...still haunts us and its hard to get away from it. DO I really belive that this great spirit...can "hear' myprayers... no I dont....but as the cop said to the woman who was feeding chicken soup to a dead man" LADY why are you feeding him soup he is dead?" and the woman replied, vell, it couldnt hurt!"

Business seems to be picking up a little, or luck is changing...and my attitude to be nicer and kinder adn drop prices a little....is helping.... I try to be optimisitc.....