Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Thanks for some of you emailing me to write more!!!!!!!!!!!

Recently I got a bunch of emails to Buddylubman@aol.com .....with messages like
We miss your blogs.....or "when I am down, your blogs cheer me up" and even one blog said"Where the Phuck have you been hdiding.,..havent seen any of your crazy shit in a while", and even though, that was a crude one...it was somewhat heart warming, that someone missed me. THANKS.
There events that we all go thru that determine our behavior....and with the severe down turn in the economy, and down turn in my social life.....(most of which is my fault for becoming somewhat of a hermit after dark).....I have been in a creative rut.....not depression...but a rut. The rut makes me not want to write, or create, or respond to news or things around me. I think Obama winning the election took away one or more of my targets. My poisoned word arrows for Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld......seem to find a halt in production. The object of my hatred is no longer in the oval office, and his idiotic behavior no longer needs me to poke fun at him..although, we live every day. in an economy that has been affected by his policy, lies, and theivery. I still feel that he should be brought, along with all his henchmen....to the Hague, to the World Court, although it can be held in NEW YORK....it would be better for Bush and Cheney be tried for Crimes Agaisnt Humanity...War Crimes......out of their own country. They also should be treid in America for treason....Yes Treason, lying not only to Congress, but to all the American People...so we would back him in HIS WAR in Afganistan, and then in IRAQ...and why, congress didnt do anything when no Weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION was found, he changed his story that we went to free the good People of IRAQ....

Today, the world was a made a little more salty, as tears of a billion people flowed from 2 billion eyes and formed a river of sadness, as they watched the memorial service for Mike Jackson. Today one of the most popular entertainers that ever lived was laid to rest. Not only was he one of the most popular and most talents of entertianers, he was the most controversial.
MJ was extrememly wierd....but the kind of wierd that can be understood if one takes the time to try and understand him. He was born into a very talented family and pushed upon the stage at an early age. He had no childhood. His father prevented that. The father was (is) a tyrant that beat him, controled him, and never let him grow up. Nothing was good enough for JOE JAckson..MJ had to try to plese him, but couldnt. MJ had sever inferiority complexes. If he was gay or not, we might never know, but it appears, MJ wanted to be a WHITE WOMAN......his self destruction exhibited itself in his numerous plastic surgeries that made him eventually look like a feak. His use of make up, bright red lipstick eye make up, masks, he went from handsome black male singer, to a scary looking white manequin.
MJ was accused of molestings children....but if you followed the two accusations, and his acquittals, I see(and this will not be a pun) BLACKMAIL. Think about it. A very wierd, childlike blackmale, with a high squeaky voice,....dressing outrageously,wearing makeup, and hanging around all the time with children.....and having an amusement park....etc..... The first case, a freind of his who was a dentist, wanted MIKE to invest one million dollars in some "project" After Mike refused, the Dentist dropped his kid off at Neverland for the weekend....now, Mike and this guy were friends...so the dentist would have been familiar with MJ's behavior.....The next week, the dentist filed charges against MJ for molesting his kid.....THE DENTIST SET MJ UP FOR THIS....BLACKMAIL i DO NOT BELIVE THAT MIKE WOULD HURT A CHILD...MIKE WAS A CHILD.. HE NEVER REALLY GREW UP...HE WAS ACQUITTED IN COURT..THEY DID MAKE SOME KIND OF SETTLEMENT... but, if the courts thought that a child was injured, even MJ wouldnt have gotten off.
The second case was a child, that was cured of cancer....and from what I remember, MJ paid for some of the child's medical bills. The mother, who later went to jail for WELFARE FRAUD....also blackmailed MJ.. The case went to court, and he was again aquitted...there was no proof of any kind...DNA, physically injury...The father of that boy said on TV, that the mother coached the kid.....
Mike always lived in a fantasy land...henever grew up, and as an adult millionaire child, made his deepest fantasies come true...Neverland....(Peter Pan was from Neverland and he never grew up either) Neverland had its own amusement park, its own zoo,......his fantastic costumes.....and his abilty to do anything and everything of his dreams.
The world turned out to honor Mike today....regardless of the dark side that the press, and legal system accused him of. 2000 years ago, a great teacher told us not to judge....and today, the world listened to his message...they all remember the good and happiness he brought to the world. He was kind and charitable and talented...and the world will not forget. His daughter, adress the crowd today at the giant STAPLES center Memorial and said Daddy was the best father you could have, and I want to say i love him and miss him" She was hysterical......which showed her love. He was not only the best entertainer in history, but the best DADDy in history.
Family friend, a DR CARR..just reported on TVm he thinks it is very possible that MJ, who was very depressed, might have decided to "go out" while on top. "He just sold out 50 Concerts.......he return to fame...superceded even his past....so he went out while on top. His memorial service...the televised drive of the hearse to the Staples center...reminded me of the Kennedy ASSASINATION coverage....and got as much or more coverage. Good night sweet PRINCE!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

The 4th Fireworks, Unhealthy Potatoe Salad recipes

I sat home last night, with no great deisre to go out and see the fireworks, that were going off everywhere. My curiosity was up to witness the display that would illuminae and rock both sides of the Hudson River. The last time that I participated in a great celebration was July 4, 1976 on the eve of the bi-centennial. Friends and I wandered thru the streets of Greenwhich Village, dodging beerbottles and firecrackers, as the sky lit up, and the vibrations of screaming people, rock music, fireworks filled the air.
Last night I was in a more somber mood. I had watch numerous programs on the American revolution, the CIVIL WAR, and all the other wars, all leading up to the present times, and present situation we are all now in.
How things have changed! Technology has brought us from muzzle loading guns and iron cannon balls, linen masted war ships, to Laser guided guns and missiles, smart bombs, nuclear bombs and nuclear submarines...but some things never change.
Human nature. hasnt changed a bit. The rich are still in power...and lead the troops who are usually the poor, to slaughter. John Hancock was the richest man in America and was the head of the Sons of LIberty...a group to fight off the BRITISH< so they wouldnt tax and interfer with his importing business. Today we have the Bushes in the oil business, to benefit by the war..Cand ex Vice President Darth Vader Cheney, who was head of Halliburton, who made over 368 BILLION to rebuild Iraq......and it was given tgo them before we even declared war on Iraq....all totally illegal, but who is going to fight them?
I sat home last night, not celebrating the freedom that we have. I didnt go out and party, rather sat home quietly and thought of the past, and how history led up to this Independence day. I sat and remember multitudes that I knew not. The faceless millions that must have died and suffered. They did it all for differed reasons. The first group was fighting off the British Troops who were confiscating their homes,food, crops, animals....and inforcing high TAXES to be sent home to the KING of ENGLAND.. It was Economic..... The Civil WAR....was a fight, again economic...the North by ending slavery would have crippled the South, with their plantations run by the institution of slavery. The South was really fighting for survival of the institution of slavery and would hav ebeen ruined economically if they had to pay their help instead of own them! ANd since the South attacked first, the NORTHERNers volunteer to join the army to PROTECT the NORTH
WW2..... we joined in to stop the Germans conquer Europe......and WW2 we were attacked by JAPAN and were really in danger of being over run by them and the GERMAN if they every got here...and we seriously wanted to help ENGLAND and the rest of Europe get from the yoke of the NAZIS.....but after the war, our government invited some of the top Nazi scientists and Secret police...to come here and"teach" us some of their tricks.
It is hard to fathom that during World War two 50, million people died....that is as if all the people in NYC, Miami, Chicago, LosAngeles, London,Paris,Mexico CITY,Dallas, and more died.....and its hard to belive, that even in 1938 The United State knew that Germany was harassing and persecuting the JEWS.Life magazine did weekly pdate on Hitler....and did not demonize him until years later....and the USa did nothting to try to prevent or stop the concentration camps...

Monday, June 29, 2009

Todays NEWS

Madoff got only 150 years in jail....I gues the year number is only symbolic...40 years would have been more than enough.....he should have been sentenced to listen to all of the Martha Stuart reruns....and make him listen to Geroge Bushes speeches and press conferences...played on top volume... DAy in and day out.
They should give him healthy veggetarian food....no salt...everything very healthy so he could live long and suffer. They should do some tricks photography and make him watch.... films of guards, and vicious other animls attacking people that he loves(if any do exist).....mental cruelty.. like someone chopping up0 his wife and children and grandchildren.....(not real of course) but he would think it is.....let him see blood and gore....and hear screams....and watch eyeballs being removed with a grapefruit spoon... and all the time, they all would be screaming that very famous guilt trip, "HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?)

We are trying to reinvent the MAHWAH store..bnringing hire end items from HOHOKUS....and throwing away things that have been there to long...The boys chopped up two dumpsteres full...in a few weeks, the store will be transformed into a much nice place...we just didnt have the time to do this before.....We just dont know if that area can support high end merchandise?

The diet might or might not be coming along well. I made a new pot of cabbage soup...which you can eat all day non stop...There are so few calories in it....and I wasnt hungry untill tonight...I know that I cut my calories down increibily...but I dont know....how much is enough to actually loose? I had the soup and a coffee which deosnt amount to much...I had maybe 5 or six small bowls.....of soup, a coffee and a few slices of pineapple. ( the most delicious one I have ever eaten....it was so delkicious it almsot put me into some kind of trans...I couldnt belive anything could taste that good..... Then later on, I ate a large fillet of bluefish with lemon juice, and a few tablespoons of spinach..and that is about the total intake for the day and I feel stuffed....wait.....I forgot, I had a handful of blueberries.
I will keep up the diet for a month and then see if there is a difference....some nights I will try to eat a normal dinner....but nothign with high carbs,....
Todays soup was heavy on portobello mushrooms,celery,onions,sliced raw ginger, garlic,green and red pepper, carraway seeds, tumeric, salt and Italian hot pepper. I will add some curry tomorrow to change the taste.......I do feel somehow less bloated ....and it is relaxing my insides..

Thursday, June 25, 2009

MIKE jACKSON'S DEATH

YEARS AGO, I PREDICTED THAT HE WOULD COMMITT SUICIDE...REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE AUTOPSY WILL SAY, HE DECIDED HE COULDNT STAND THE STRESS ANYMORE. HE WAS A TORTURED GTALENTED SOUL. HE LIVED IN A FANTASY LAND....OF TEA PARTIES, COSTUMES, HOME OWNED ZOO, WILD ANIMALS....HE WAS A CHILD WHO NEVER GREW UP.
THE ACCUSATIONS OF HARMING CHILDREN....WAS NEVER PROVEN...BUT IF YOU LOOK AT HIM AS AN OVERGORWN CHILD HIMSELF, IT IS VERY WELL POSSIBLE THAT HE FELT MORE COMFORTABLE WITH children..THAN WITH ADULTS THAT WOULD JUDGE HIM....HIS COSTUMES, HIS PLASTIC SURGERY...HIS ANIMALS,......
HIS TORTURED SOUL IS NOW FREE.

BILL MAHER TELLS IT HOW IT IS...A GREAT LITTLE SPEECH...WITH LAUGHS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3kXpfEFjqQ

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Cat in the BAg,Miracle plant. Recipes





I havent been blogging for a while.....Being tired is one excuse, and fed up with the world...is another....and been very stressed...with things that I jsut dont think its appropriate to talk about. Even though I am a first class yenta, even I have limits of things to keep to myself.
A year ago, a post photos of my pet plant, that just about died thru the winter..from not enough light or heat..but it did have some leaves when spring arrived. We put it out and watered it and it snapped back, but had not blooms, until one day in late august i saw some buds.....it then developed flowers and lasted almsot into DECEMBER....then sadly, by End of March, a white crust formed n the bark and all the leaves fell off...and it look very dead....but in APril I put this corpse of a plant outside and watered it daily. I scraped the bark..and it was still green beneath..... The BOYS wanted to throw it in the dumpster..but I SAID NO. They thought I was crazy Watered a big dead three...sticks. in a few weeks little green nodules appeared.....and I want you to see the photos of that dead tree today.

There is a litte message in this....and its not religious...but its about faith....you can read into it what ever you like. Maybe its a message to try to be optimistic, that even when things do not look good.....you might be wrong, and good things...beautiful things can happen. I gues this incidence is a thing one can write a poem about..but it just might sound to corney...and contrived..but here we have photos....of a real incident.
Now I dont think the photos of the Cat i the bag are on this camera.....its a simple story...My sister gave me a wonderfull shirt for Fathers DAy or Uncles day....when I was about to leave my Nephews house, I picked up the shopping bag and it felt much to much heavy fora shirt....suddenly, a cute head popped out..It was my newphews CAT and I took some photos

Here is a very simple recipe to made a seafood Newburg, a Shrimp Casserole, even a fux crab dish.....its really cheating, but if the bottom line, it tastes good..that is all that counts.... This is a five minute gourmet treat,that will amze your firends who pop in for a last minute meal.
Chop onion and garlic and sautee for a few min in extra virgin olive oil till soft.
remove half of the contents..and fry another minute or two...add a few pinches of tumeric into the frying pan stir, and add equal amoutn of water and INSTANT rice...bring to a boil and cover with a lid for 4 min.
Then take the remaining onion and garlic..add a can of Campbells Cream of Shrimp Soup. a splash of Worstershire sauce, add sherry or favorite dry wine...1/4 cup to a whole can....brig to a boil.taste...add more garlic or salt or pepper...to taste...and throw in cooked frozen shrimp, fake crab legs, scallops....either all or mixed....even some cubed salmon or other fish.. Bring to a boil....and then shut off in one minute or until the seafood is hot. Serve over the rice//which is done by now. Total time elapsed can be five mintues if everythign is aranged before hand..
Serve over the rice with chopped scallions or chives.
To change taste ....in a hurry..add some arrugalu when cooking the seasfood...only has to wilt a bit,...You can also add capers, olives, waterchestnuts, sweet peas(frozen..not canned) a few tablespoons of chopped pimento...
Now you can throw some salad greens(mescalen comes prepackaged) in a bowl, shred a carront on a grater and a few slices of onion....and serve with bottled dressings...some are damn good....like CATALINA, or kens Steak House blue cheese...

and you havae a basic little meal on the table in no time./////ten min...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

i AM BACK AGAIN......BAR MITZVAH IN JAIL

yES, THEY DIDNT GIVE MUCH INFORMATION, BUT ON THE NEWS FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS, SOMEONE HELD A BAR MITZVAH IN JAIL, WITH 60 GUESTS.....THE JAIL RABBI WAS IN ON IT.....BUT NO REAL INFORMATION WAS GIVEN..... oNE OF THE INMATES HAD IT FOR HIS 13 YEAR OLD SON.... wAS IT kOSHER CATERED? wERE THE GUESTS ALL INMATES? wAS THE MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER THERE? dID THEY REALLY HAVE SERVICES??????WAS THERE A BUFFET BEFORE DINNER.? tHERE MUST HAVE BEEN A LOT OF GREAT JOKES THAT WENT DOWN OVER THIS...WISH i WAS A GUEST.
wAS FOOD BROUGHT IN? HOW WERE PEOPLE DRESSED? dID THE FANCY LADIES WERE GOWNS? wHERE IN THE JAIL WAS IT HELD???? anD...HOW MUCH MONEY...IN BRIBES WERE PAID AND TO WHOm? AND WHAT WAS ON THE MENU?? I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!!!!! AND WHO WAS THE BIG SHOT IN JAIL THAT WAS ABLE TO PULL THIS OFF?

dAVID gOLDMAN SON IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN brAZIL.....I WOUDL LIKE ALL THE READERS OF THIS BLOG TO WRITE TO THE PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL (AN EMAIL) TO LET GOLDMANS SON COME BACK TO THE STATES....ASK NICE, AND THEN SAY YOU WILL BOYCOTT ANYTHIGN FROM BRAZIL AND NEVER TRAVEL THERE AGAIN (EVEN IF YOU NEVER WENT TO RIO)

i AM REALLY THREATENING THIS TIME TO GO ON A DIET.....I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF REASONS....SHORT OF BREATH, BIG BELLY(AND I AM NOT PREGNANT-I GUARANTEE YOU) MY FEET ARE SWELLING, ANKELS HURT AND i HAVE TROUBLE WALKING ALREADY(SOMETIMES) AND MY SUGAR LEVEL THE OTHER DAY WAS 134.....WHICH ISNT GOOD. BUT WHICH DIET? ATKINS...IS GOOD FOR QUICK WEIGHT LOSS, AND FOR ADJUSTING THE PANCREAS TO LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE AND ADJUST IT FOR DIABETES.... aTKINS IS EASY....BUT YOU CANT CHEAT....NO CARBS,NO FRUIT, NO CANDY, ICECREAM.BREAD,CAKE,COOKIES,BEANS,POTATOES,CARROTS,SPAGHETTI....
lUCKILY i DO LIKE SALALDS, TOFU, CHICKEN....BUT THE AMOUNT IS LIMITED AND i LOVE TO EAT...AND LOVE TO NOSH.....WISH THEY WOULD OPEN UP DRIVE THRU LIPOSUCTION CLINICS.

AOL HAS MORONS RUNNING THEIR NEWS DEPARTMENT..HALF OF THE NEWS IS ONLY STUPID SHIT OR SHOCK VALUE....OBANA SWATTED A FLY DURING AN INTERVIEWAND THEY MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT...



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THE LASTEST SEX SCANDAL IS A REPUBLICAN SENATOR FROM NAVADA...WHO HAD AN AFFAIR...WHO IN HELL CARES.....NOT IMPORTANT....WHEN WILL EVERYONE REALIZES PEOPEL ARE HORNEY.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

i FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEMORY PILLS

tHE TITLE IS HALF A JOKE....THERE HAVE BEEN MANY THINGS THAT i WANTED TO JOT DOWN, SO i COULD BLOG ABOUT THEM..BUT, THE STRESS IS GETTING TO ME... well that is what I am blaming my lousy memory on...and I know that I wanted to continue some of my other blogs....but then again. I cant remember what it was.. i guess I am on over load.... The past two days...the customers have been impossible. I had to think in Buddist mode.. not to loose control and yell and scream at them There were two Orthodox ladies...who are lucky, i didnt rip the wigs off their head.... Now that wouldnt have been nice...proper, kind,...but maybe they would have deserved it. They invented the term ANNOYING....They have to eat your kishkes(insides or stomach) out before they buy something. They were looking at an almost new, gorgeous mahog small scale dresser with solid brass hardware and a pull out shelf....These yentas were repeat customers, and formely very nice, and I treated them very well. It was marked 375...one says...how much for me? (Like she was a family member) I said..take off 75.00.....she kveetched, oh no, I will give you 200..I cant take 200....I said nicely...then I had to hear teh JEWISH GUILT....DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE BOUGHT HERE? Well, I think she bought 2 items...YEs, and I do appreciated it..But this is now...and has nothing to do with past items...which you got good bargains on....She continued to complain.. I said I cant give off almsot 50%....I do notmark things up that much...and they stormed out becuase they couldnt get there way.
Today....there were two unbeliveable ones.... I had two signed crystal bobeches(little glass things with a hole in it to put over a candle stick to catch the dripping wax) They were signed BACCARRAT!!!!! I told her I would give her a steal at $5.0-0 each.....and that they were BAccarrat..She nastily said they are not...I calmly said Look they are signed.!!!!!!!! She stormed out....and another bozo and his wife or girlfriend offered me $20 for a large oval solid copper wash tub that had been polished....and it had a tin top. Should have been 200 dollars.....I told him 90......he offered 20. My bloodpressure rose instantly....I did raise my voice and said..HEY, if you find them for 20 dolalrs, I will but 50 of them from you.... This is what is causing streess. All the assholes of the world have found my store.
Another lady came in and wanted to sell me a clock....I asked her to give me a price. She refused...I told her it was broken and it would cost 200 to fix it....She finally said, she would accept 4200.oo dollars... I asked her when she had her lobotomy..the clock working today is worth 500 dollars retail. A nice lady and her husband opened up the contents of two boxes...EVERY THING WAS EITHER BROKEN...OR MADE IN JAPAN CRAP. IT DIDNT STOP, someone pulled up with two broken chairs..that were worthless...another couple had three worthless prints...which they claimed were appraised for thousands....another lady pulled up with three useless broken tables...and we had a few hosuecalls which were equally as fun. But we did bring in a few wonderful dinign room sets..one is from IReLaND..Irish Chippendale Circa 1920-40//but I have to ck it out to be sure...
I finally bought a machine that tests blood sugar...for diabetes.. my number was 134....not great.. but not horrible.
On the food side.. I bought three leg of lambs at 1.99 lb frm the A&P..made it today and had it for late lunch..it was ok..not very lamby....tasting.. at 4, Bob my freind who was deathly ill invited me for dinner...I went...You guess it..he made leg of lamb....I tasted it....just like mine..not very gamey////I asked him if he bought it at the A&P he said yes....how did you know....(I didnt tell him) so I had roast lamb twice in one day....
I know this blog tonight is rediculously boring...This is when I miss geroge BUSH, or SARAH PALIN....I dont have anyone to make fun of in an intelectual way.Could you belive that I said I miss GEORGE BUSH....well that is in a poetic way....I miss him like I miss a nest of black widow spiders living in my house.
My BUDDY dog has thyroid trouble.....had a scare...Veet said it might have been kidney failure...which is far far worse....
Well fold, eventually when I get more rest....and relax, my creativeity will return..and the blog will be funny and controversial again....OH, I am so happy that Sunny and Chers daughter Chasity is having a sex change and will become a man...Miss California was thrown out...and has to return her crown (that Nasty hypocrite)seems that most of the news isnt even worth talking about.....or maybe I am just not paying attention enough.