IT IS FOUR IN THE MORNING AM....BUDAPEST TIME IS SIX HOURS AHEAD......AND SINCE I DIDNT SLEEP ONE SECOND ON THE PLANE, DESPITE TAKING TWO SLEEPING PILLS(UNLESS THEY WERE TOO OLD TO WORK)...I AM AWAKE NOW FOR AN HOUR, INSTEAD OF SLEEPING A DEEP SLEEP FROM TRAVELING FOR 24 HOURS. SO MAYBE MY BODY IS AS CRAZY AS MY MIND.....?
EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME, KNOWS...THAT I AM VERY ROBIN WILLIAMSESQUE....VERY SILLY, CAN BE CLOWN LIKE, IRREVRENT, LIKE TO POKE FUN AT EVERYONE FROM MYSELF.....TO EVERY AND ALL RELGIONS, POLITICAL PARTIES, NATIONALITIES, RACES....AND ANY OTHER SUB GROUPS THAT CAN INCLUDE SEXUAL....BEHAVIORAL....OR ANY OTHER WAY YOU CAN DIVIDE UP THE HUMAN RACE. THE ONLY GROUP THAT I HAVENT ACTUALLY ATTACKED YET ARE THE CANNIBALS, AND AMAZONIAN, AND OTHER PRIMITIVE CAVE MEN TYPE PEOPLE. I CAN EXCUSE THEIR BEHAVIOR DUE TO LACK OF EDUCATION, AND AN EXTREME LACK OF 7-11'S IN THE JUNGLES/
OR I CAN SAY, I NEVER MET A CANNIBAL THAT I DIDNT LIKE....SO ,IN ACTUALLITY I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY RACIST.....OR AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY PREJUDICE PERSON....WITH NO GROUP OF ANY TYPE SACRED FROM MY HUMOR OR TIRADES.
SO I WILL GET TO THE POINT...I JUST PICKED UP AN ULTRA ORTHODOX ADVERTISING MAGAZINE...I WILL NOT MENTION THE NAME BECAUSE THE OWNERS IS OR WAS A CUSTOMER....I WANT TO SERIOUSLY POKE FUN AT TWO OF THE ADS.... IN THE MAGAZINE...
NUMBER ONE....A NEW KOSHER SUSHI RESTAURANT OPENED UP IN PASSAIC.....THE OFFER A BIG DEAL 10% DISCOUNT......BUT HERE IS THE CATCH...OY! INORDER TO GET THIS DISCOUNT....YOU HAVE TO MAKE RESERVATIONS TWO WEEKS IN ADVANCE.....AND GIVE A DEPOSIT ON THE RESERVATION.. I AM NOT JOKING...... MAYBE THE RESERVATION AND DEPOST CAN BE MADE OVER THE PHONE? AND LETS SAY, YOU GOT SICK...DO YOU GET YOUR DEPOSIT BACK IF YOU DO NOT SHOW UP......SO INORDER TO SAVE 10DOLLARS, ON A 100BUCK MEAL...YOU HAVE TO PRE BOOK...AND PAY IN ADVANCE......
I BET THEY DIDNT GET EVEN ONE PERSON......AND ALTHOUGH.....THEY OFFER A DISCOUNT....I WOULD WONDER, IF THEIR FOOD IS GOOD AS THEIR POLICIES.....YOU MIGHT GET POISONED......
I LEFT THEIR NAME OUT OF THIS BLOG....NOT TO LIABLE ANYONE..ALTHOUGH...I ONLY COMMENTED ON THEIR POLICIY...AND NOT THE DELICIOUSNESS OF THEIR FOOD...JAPANESE KOSHER RAW FISH.....I WILL STICK WITH LOX AND BAGELS....
NEXT....IS MORE SERIOUS , AND MORE REDICULOUS.. WHILE WE ARE KNOCKING AL QUEDA AND THE TALIBAN...AS ARCHAIC RELGIOUS FUNDMENTALISTS, WHO HAVE VERY STRICK DRESS CODE FOR WOMEN, AND BEAT THEM WITH STICKS IN THE STREETS WIF THEIR DRESS FALLS FROM THE CODE.....THE CODE MADE BY VERY VERY NASTY AND HORNY MUSLIM MEN,...WHO ARE A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL ORDER OF THE DIVINE HYPOCRITE..WHICH IS OPEN TO ALL RELGIONS...JEWISH AND CATHOLIC AS WELL.
THE MUSLIMS STILL STONE WOMEN TODEATH...FOR ADULTY....OR EVEN TALKING TO STRANGERS....IF THE HUSBAND PRESSES CHARGES......(NICE PEOPLE NO?) wELL I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT ON ULTRA JEWSIH ORTHODOX GROUP THAT PLACED AN ADD IN THIS MAGAZINE..THAT REMINDS ME OF TALIBAN "LIGHT"...BUT IT DID MAKE ME LAUGH, AND REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING MY GRANDMOTHER IDA FROM MINSK USED TO WEAR...."STOCKINGS" THE KIND THAT YOU CANT SEE THROUGH....THEY ARE MORE OR LESS SKIN COLORED....BUT ARE OPAQUE CLOTH...I ALWAYS THOUGHT OLD LADIES WORE THEM TO COVER THEIR HAIRY, OR VARICOSE COVERED LEGS. I NEVER GAVE ANY THOUGHT THAT THE REASON WOULD GO FUTHER THAN THAT....AND IN HER CASE, THAT WAS PROBBALY THE CASE.
i WILL NOT WRITE THE ENTIURE PAGE AD, BUT GIVE A SUMMATION....WRITTEN BY OLDMEN NO DOUGHT...WHO ARE SO RELIGIOUS, THEY MAKE UP THEIR OWN RULES....AND THEN, SOMEHOW CAN ATTRIBUTE THIS TO SOMETHING IN THE BIBLE...THAT GOD WANTS.....
HERE GOES.."WEARING STOCKINGS IS OBLIGATORY....(LIKE YOU COULD BUY STOCKINGS IN ISREAL IN THE TIME OF MOSES" WEARING NO STOCKINGS OR TRANSPARENT STOCKINGS IS PROHIBITED (they didnt say prohibited by whom-or quote any bibical passage) They go one to say that one must wear stockings that doenst allow the skin to be seen. OH MY GOD>>>> you cant see skin... If you see the hair leg of an old lady, you might turn to salt or stone...and if you see the leg of a young woman, you might get an erections so hard...the veins wouuld burts and you would die....you would bleed to death in the street....
IS IT NO WONDER THAT THE ORTHODIX...MAINLY THE HASSIDICS, ARE SO FRUSTRATED, THAT THEY ARE THE LARGEST BUYER IN NYC OF PORNOGRAPHY... and this was told to me by one of my customers who....owns stores in teh city and BROOKLYN...so i got it from the horses mouth/
THey also continue..that the pictures on the packages and not be inappropriate....what does that mean...you cant show a photo of a leg, where you can see skin...or does it mean, you cant see the womans vagina above her legs where old lady stocking....
THESE FLYING ANUSES GO ON TO "WE ASK THE MANUFACTURES AND RETAILERS OF STOCKINGS FOR WOMAN..TO NOT EVEN MANUFACTURE STOCKINGS THAT ARE TRANSPARENT...FOR IT WEAKENS THE RELIGION.... PLEASE....WHEN ARE TH RABBIS GOING TO START WALKING IN THE STREETS OF MONSEY AND BROOKLYN, AND PASSAIC....WITH STICKS TO CHECK WHAT THE WOMEN ARE WEARING UNDER THERI SKIRTS...THE SKIRTS.....USUALLY ARE TO THE GROUND ANYWAY..SO YOU CANNT SEE THEIR LEGS........
THE AD GOES..ON....AND SAYD THAT THIS LAW HAD TO BE COMPLIED WITH, SO THE JEWISH PEOPLE WILL BE BLESSED WITH HEALTHY AND HOLY CHILDREN AND HEALTH AND PROSPERTITY FOR ALL THE PEOPLE AND IN THE FINAL REDEMPTION......PLEASE.. THIS GIVES ME A KOSHER HEDACHE..AND IT EMBARASSES ME....AND YET...I FIND IT FUNNY AS WELL..... TO THINK, MOST OF THE OLD LADIES LIKE GRANDMA IDA.......WOULD BECOME TEMPTRESSES IN REGULAR STOCKINGS...I WOULD SY..YES, PLEASE...ALL OLD LADIES WITH HAIRY AND VARICOSE LEGS WHERE THESE STOCKING THAT HIDE YOUR LEGS
NOW THE ARTICLE CONCLUDES WITH THE NAMES OF 8 RABBIIS...WHO AUTHORIZED THE AD....BUT I AM WONDERING IF THEY ARE THE OWNERS OF THE FACTORY THAT MAKES THE STOCKINGS...NOTHING WOUULD SURPRISE ME.
IF I OFFENDED ANYONE WITH THE ABOVE STORE.....GOOD!!!
NOW IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET REDICULOUS...THINK OF THIS SCENARIO FOR A FAR FETCHED COMEDY......TWO GROUPS....ONE HASSIDC AND ONE TALIBAN FLY DOWN TO THE AMAZON BASIN AND TRY TO CONVERT THE CANNIBALS.....WHILE MOST OF THE FUNDAMENTALIST WIL EVENTUALLY BECOME PART OF THE MENU......THEIR APPARELL AND HAIR STYLES START TO BECOME PART OF THE CANNIBALS ATTIRE FOR FORMAL OCCASIONS....THINK ABOUT LITTLE CANNIBALS RUNNING AROUND WITH BONES IN THEIR NOSES, WITH CURLS DOWN THEIR EARS, AND WEARING BIG BLACK HATS AND COATS....AND CARRYING THEIR BOWS AND ARROWS.. OTHERS WITH WEAR THE JALABAS, THE KAFTANS OR ROBES THAT THE AGFANIS WEAR....WOUULD MAKE A FUNNY MOVIE.....AND THE FEW SURVIVING MEMBER OF FUNDAMENALIST. WHO JOINED THE CANIBALS, NOW HAVE TO KOSHER THEIR KILL.....OR MAKE IT HALAL....
JEWISH WOMEN WILL TEACH THE CANNIBAL LADIES HOW TO MAKE BAGELS...AND CHICKEN SOUP AND THE MUSLIMS WILL MAKE HUMAN SHISH KABABS.....AND SO ON...ITS LATE....NOW 4:30 IN THE MORNING, AND MY LEVEL OF CREATIVITY OS LOW, BUT STILL REDICULOUS.....BUT NO MORE REDICULOUS THAN DEORGE BUSH SAYING THAT THERE WREE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ....
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