Thursday, October 14, 2010

Home Again in the USA, Hurrah for the Chilean Miners, Alitalia Airlines SUCK

Happy to be home again in the USA....I did get a long needed rest and possibly headed off a nervous breakdown...well, that is a bit to dramatic, but life was getting to me....customers, peole we buy from, bills, and just the general life problems.....
i really ran away......but i still gave myself and everyone else 5 days notice.....i was always threatening just to pick up my passaport, some clothes and run to an airport....on a moments notice....but......one needs reservations, money, and advanced tickets to save some money.....
i am up over 25 hours now...even the two sleeping pills i took on the plane didnt work....didnt sleep a minute......and the food on the flight from ROME to here..was beyond belief...MC DONALDS WOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED GOURMET TO THE SHIT THEY SHIRT......THE MAIN COURSE WAS CALLED RISSOTO. IT RESEMBLED A PLASTIC CONTAINER FILLED WITH RICE, PUS....(YEECH) AND CHEESE...WITH ONE DEAD PIECE OF BROCCOLI FLOATING IN IT....TASTELES...IT CAME WITH WAS A SALAD WITH NO DRESSING...AND A PIECE OF HAM...ONE BITE SIZE PIECE OF CHEESE, A ROLL ABOUT THE SIZE HALF DOLLAR, AND A FEW CRACKERS.....IT WAS VILE! tHE SNACK WAS WORSE.....THE MAIN OJECT..WHICH REALLY WAS NOT EDIBLE WAS A HALF MOON PASTRY....A PIROGI...FILLED WITH SOME KIND OF SHIT...WHETHER IT WAS SOFT CHEESE...OR SQUISHED BRAINS...IT WAS NAUSEATING....AND A PICE OF CAKE WITH NO FLAVOR WHATSOEVER...AND IT WASNT MINE OPINION....BUT A CONSENSUS OF OTHER OFFENDED FLIERS.....
AND THE HELP ON THIS AIRLINES WAS AS HORRIBLE AS THE FOOD...THEY BORDERLINED ON NASTY.....TO JUST IGNORING YOU AND REFUSED TO BRING A DRINK....EVEN REFUSED TO TELL ME HOW TO GET A BORDING PASS.....IT GETS WORSE...BUT WHY CONTINE...JUST DO NOT FLY ALITALIA.. I THINK THE MAFIA SHOLD TAKE IT OVER... YOU WOULD GET GOOD SERVICE, GOOD FOOD...AND DENCENT PRICES...SO THEY CAN MAKE MONEY.....CALL IT SOPRANOAIR, OR MAFAIR......
WHEN I GOT BACK TO NEWARK......IT TOOK OVER AN HOUR TO GO THRU PASSPORT CONTROL....THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE RETURNING.....AND FEW PEOPLE TO ASSIST...AND IT WAS SO HOT IN THERE....HORRIBLE. COINCIDENTLY, I GOT THE SAME AGENT WHEN I WENT THRU CUSTOMS AS THE LAST TWO TIMES...I SAID TO HIM.....SOMELIKE LIKE" WE HAVE TO STOP MEETING LIKE THIS" HE LAUGHED AND ASKED IF HE KNEW ME...AND I LAUGHED BACK..AND SAID.....NOT REALLY, BUT EVERY TIME I FLY, WE MEET.....AND IWTH THAT. HE STAMPED MY CARD AND I WENT THRU......WITHOUT HAVING TO EXPOSE MY DIRTY SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR, THE CANDLYBARS....I BROUGHT FOR EVERYONE......AND SPEND MORE TIME..........THAT PART WENT WELL...EVEN...THE FINDING MY LUGGAGE.....FROM A PLANE LOAD WITH MORE THAN 300 PEOPLE..TOOK A MINUTE OR LESS....HOORAY..

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