I moved back into my home in Wayne...such a long story, that I suppose I could write a book why I left, and why I returned and all the emotions about the whole episode....a movie could be made...but, not enough sex or violence....to make it really interesting... I could lie, or at least fantacize.
If any ove my books finally get published, the poetry or the novel..then I am sure..someone might think that a movie of my life might be inorder.....well, you know, there actually was one movie made that was about me and another person. I wrote the main song in it.....and it was starred,by the not so talented TORI SPELLING....
Stress is a funny think, I cannot even remember the name of the MOVIE!! TRUE...and I never knew that is was being written and produced.....the other person, with whom i had a 6 month affair was a singer, and stole my song....and wrote the story...and somehow got it sold to HOLLYWOOD. Of course in the movie....I was younger, and really a hot number...(of course) THis is true...and not a FigNEWTON of MY IMAGINATION......When I remmebr the name of it, I will even see if there is a you tube clip to let all of you see....
So I went home to find my house in horrible condition.....there was dog hair in the refrigerator....in the door, where the eggs go...the hair seemed like little birds nests....gross....ah, but I was happy to be home.. I just got a sponge and amonnia and went to work cleaning...I discovered that the refrigerator wasnt cram colored at all but Hospital WHITE!!! And every night, I am going to do a little.....cleaning...and try to set my mind to enjoy it....
I found a NEwspaper that was bring saved by "the other occupant" of my house...who is a horder...A real live, television type horder......now this newspaper was from 1985(about) in it was an article about a devasting earthquake in ITALY..a town called Belvano was completely destroyed, as were many other towns in the MOUNTAINS....thousand and thousands of people were killed, many more injured...and complete villages disappeared and towns that stood proudly for centuries....were leveled. DID I EVEN REMEMBER THIS EARTHQUAKE? DID I EVERY KNOW ABOUT IT???? WAS I WORKING SO HARD THAT I NEVER RED THE NEWSPAPER OR TURNED ON THE TELEVISION? I DONT KNOW. i FELT GUILTY THAT I FORGOT..SUCH A TRAGEDY.....DID THE REST OF THE WORLD ALSO FORGET THEM? WILL EVERYONE FORGET THE TSUNAMI?, THE eARTHQUALKE IN kOBE japan, THE hAITIAN EARTHQUAKE THAT WAS ABOUT ONE YEAR AGO , AND ALL THE OTHER DISATERS THAT HIT PLANET EARTH? I WAS UPSET THAT I DIDNT REMEMBER...BUT I WONDER IF I EVER KNEW?
IN IT WAS A VERY SHORT PARAGRPAH ABOUT LENNY MATLOVICH...AN AIRFORCE HERO, TWICE A HERO IN VIET NAME, TWICE SHOT AND RECOVERED....TWICE GIVEN MEDALS, BUT THEN, THEY FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY.....(omg-HOW COULD HE?) AND THEY THREW HIM OUT OF THE SERVICE....YEP, HE WAS A REAL HERO....BUT BECAUSE HE TOLD SOMEONE HE WAS GAY....HE WAS THROWNOUT...WELL HE TRIED TO GET BACK IN...AND COULDNT..SO HE SUED...AND THIS ARTICLE JUST SAID THAT HE RECIEVED 160,000 BUCKS FOR BACK AND FUTHER PAY HE WOULD HAVE EARNED. I HAD MET HIM ONCE AT A MEETING, AND HE SAID HE WAS AFRAID THAT THEY WOULD KILL HIM.....BECAUSE HE GAVE THE SERIVCE AND HEROS A BAD NAME. HE WAS REALLY A VERY MANLY MAN... YOU WOULDNT HAVE EVER GUESSED THAT HE WAS PITCHING FOR THE OTHER TEAM...TO SADLY END THIS STORY....HE DIED OF AIDS A FEW YEARS LATER....
SCHLEPPING.....TODAY WE WENT TO MAKE A DEAL TO BUY A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM A HOUSE IN HAWTHORNE NJ.....THERE WERE REALLY ONLY TWO GREAT THINGS LEFT IN THE HOUSE...ONE A TOP OF THE LINE RIDGEWAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK (NOT AN ANTIQUE) AND A DECO VERY UNUSUAL BARBER CHAIR....WHICH WAS IN THE BASEMENT. IT WEIGHED ABOUT AS MUCH AS A PREGNANT ELEPHANT ON STEROIDS. THE BOYS TRIED TO BRING IT HALF WAY UP THE STEPS...WHEN THEY DISCOVERED..IT WOULDNT GO THRU THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!A NARROW BASEMENT DOOR... THEY TRIED TO TAKE IT APART...AND THE HYDROLIC OIL SPILLED ONTO THE FLOOR.. i SUGGESTED THAT THE THING HAD TO BE TAKEN APART.... THEY ARGUED FOR A WHILE. TRIED....THEN SAID IT CAN BE TAKEN APART.
NOW LOGIC HAS IT THAT IF IT WAS IN THE BASEMENT, IT WASNT PUT THERE BEFORE THE HOUSE WAS BUILT...SO IT HAD TO GO THRU....AND IF ITS TO WIDE...THEN IT HAS TO COME PART.....LOGIC WON. ABOUT TWO HOURS LATER, DROWNING IN SWEAT, THE BOYS FINALLY WAS ABLE TO TAKE THIS MONSTER THING APART....AND GET IT UPSTAIRS.......AND NOW, HOPEFULLY TOMORRORW, WE CAN GET IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN....OUR HUMPTY DUMPTY CHAIRS WILL LIVE AGAIN....(WHERE DO WE FIND HYDRAULIC OIL?)
tHE REST OF THE SHIT THAT WE BOUGHT...WAS FUNKY.... A PAIR OF LVOESEATS...IN DEEP ROYAL PURPLE....VERY FADED....IT WAS TUFTED, AND TWISTED AND HAD VERY LONG TASSLES AND FRINGS ON THE BOTTOME....AND THEN YOU TAKE THE TWO OF THEM AND PUSH THEM TOGETHER AND YOU HAVE ONE HORRIBLY TACKY PURPLE FADED SOFA.......THAT SOMEONE WILL JUST LOVE AND HAVE TO HAVE.....NOW THIS STYLE HAS A NAME BESIDES EARLY GAVONE OR TACKY, ITS NOW CALLED "HOLLYWOOD rEGENCY" i WONDER WHAT SICK QUEEN DESIGNER THOUGHT THAT UP???? i AM SURE IT MUST BE ONE THAT HAS A SHRINE AND LIGHTS CANDLES IN FRONT OF BETTE DAVIS AND JOAN CRAWFORD...(i DESPISE BOTH OF THEM, ALTHOUGH THEY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABD ABOUT ME)
THE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE HAS TASTE...THAT ONE NEED PREPARATION H TO COMPREHEND. THEIR MAHOGANY DINING ROOM SET WAS PAINTED OFF WHITE....WITH LITTLE GOLD SPALSHES HER EAND THERE...AND THE STATUES WERE OF CLASSICAL LADIES, EITHER PAINTED WHITE OR GOLD. WE TOOK THE HALF LIFE SIZE ONE THAT WAS PAINTED GOLD...SOMEONE WILL LOVE IT....AND I HOPE THAT THEY COME IN VERY QUICKLY, BEFORE I BARF. THERE WAS ALSO THAT PAIR OF CHAIRS THAT I PUT ON THE OTHER NIGHT...PURPLE MAPLE LEAF CHAIRS..TO MATCH THE PURPLE SOFA....AND DID I MENTION THE CHINESE MODERN ROUND COFFEE TABLE AND TWO SIDE TABLES WITH LIME GREEN LEATHER INSETS....LIME GREEN AND PURPLE...NOW THAT IS SOME MIXTURE...WITH OF COURSE...CAPODIMONTI LAMPS WITH LITTLE FLOWERS AND CHERUBS....THANK GOD WE CAN LAUGH ONCE IN A WHILE....WHOSE TO SAY WHAT GOES AND WHAT DOENST GO..AND WHAT IS GOOD TASTE AND WHAT IS BAD TASTE/????i WILL TELL YOU. i WILLL TELL YOU WHAT IS GOOD AND BAD TASTE...... yoU JUST DONT EAT LIVER AND BACON,,,,WITH A SCOOP OF VANILLA ICECREAM ON IT.... AND YOU DONT MIX PURPLE AND LIME GREEN....!!!!!!!!!
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