A SMILING FACE ENTERED THE STORE ON SUNDAY... I new the face, but in my ferklempt condition....a valium hangover(we wil get to that later)...this happy looking person greeted me with,"I read your blog and enjoyed it" I graciously thanksed him,...and he continued to tell me things that he read n the past week or two....from memory. I wondered with all the shit that is going on in the kaka world, why would this person remmebr what I wrote...with seemingly unimportance to anyone but me?
Well, he explained, somehow he realted to it.. MY problems, my humor, by happiness and sadness..and my concern about this insignificatn planet, spinning around the universe out of control. He smile, and compliments made my day, so much more than the sales that i did make...
i do not have a counter on this blog so I dont know how many people read it...Now and then customers mention it....and usually its a woman who tried one of my recipes...and they usually said it came out...even better than they expected. But I will not take any responsibility for weight gain, or group poisoning.....I do have a few recipes tonight...if I can get through the other nonsense I have planned to write.
It is also brought o my attention, that in NYC, the largest buyers of pornography are the Hassidics.....they are such a frustrated group....marriages are still arragned, and often, the bride and groom hardly know each other... But this isnt sucj a JEWISH thing, the upper class in INDIA still do this, and in the ARAB world, this is also a custom that still thrives.... THe Match making business is still alive and well.
One last thought.. WHen the ASIAN JEWISH woman entered the house...I asked the owner, who was a DR...."am I seeing correctly?" He knew what I meant. He said "I think so" Her name was Ester ....with a Jewish last name..and she was CHINESE.." is that what you meant...YES DOCTOR......" SO I said,m "I finally met a real ORI YENTA" Even thogh he was Italian, het got the joke, and giggled.....
A quick recipe or two..... simple, and almost instand couc cous dish... Boil one up of water and add one cup of cous cous..salt and butter. Follow directions on the package. When, light and fluffy, add 1/2 cup of defrosted baby peas, a tablespoon or more of very finely chopped parsley, fresh black pepper and marroccon HARRIS sauce(ground chili)....stirr and serve. THAT IS IT.. and it is extrememly delicious. ALl fabulous tastes do not have to be cooked for hours. You can expand on this recipe...of course by adding....anything you like...meat, fish, foul, other cooked veggies
Thousand Island SALMON. Bake or broil fillet of salmon, and then add the folling sauce, that takes seconds to make..(OK minutes) take a cup of thousand island dressing, black pepper, half a cup of baby peas, squeeze of lemon juice, and a tablespoon of cappers, garlic powder and a hit of CINNAMON.... barely bring to a boil. Spoon hot ove the salmon..sprinkle with chopped parsely. For a quick meal, drain a can of sliced or whole potaotes, put under the broiler with butter for a few minutes and cover with same sauces as the salmon. Most of my recipes are for instant gormet meals that will fool the best chefs...
Sunday....while packing a truck in PASSAIC nj, in the middle of an Orthodox Jewisn enclave, the owner of the house, who was moving out that day, was expecting peole to ce and inspect it... Soon a woman, complete with "SHEYTLE" the wig all Orthodox Jewsh women must wear...over their shaven head" A custom that goes back to GODKNWOS when, but not the time of the BIBLE....The women was dressed typically Orthodox.....but there was one outstanding difference from her to any Orthodox, sheytle wearing women... She was Chinese or Korean!... I really couldnt help but statre to make sure that I wasnt making a mistake...I know that my eyes a getting slantier as I am getting older, and my HUngarian great grandparents looks a little ASIAN,,,(very little) but this lady was really full blown, ASIAN. I was a bit confused, becuase I didnt think the very relious married out of their faith..even if the woman would convert, take all the lessons and go to the MIKVA(cerelminial cleansing bath).
The owenr of the house was Italian, and extended his hand to shake hers,but orthodox women cannot touch another man. That is part of the religous rules...as if, it was a sexual thing,,,and shaing hands would immediately cause multiple orgasms in both people.....and the woman would run away with this man and leave her husband..... I am really so sick of stupid rules. Now with swine flu, ok,, we should maybe shake hands....but for two people to touch each other. is so human....
and we need more of this human condition...more tlaking, more touching and more understanding... Religous rules and regulations of ALL relgious are stupid, and only add to the confusion of the world.
ALl the rules to me are religous masochism.. Don do this and dont do that...this is dirty, that is evil, dont drink this with that, donet eat this or tha food. or mix them Its the same stomach and the same asshole..what is the difference what you eat and when you eat it and if you mix it or not.!!!!! The JEWS keep Kosher, the MUSLIMS eat HALAL, the BUDDISTS eat Veggitarianm and the HINDUS eat spices so strong, I am not sure that they dont burn their insides out......
ANd as strong opposed to nonsensical relgious doctrine, I am that concened with keeping the tradition alive. Am I hypocritical...I cant decide. I wouldnt want to see all the culture of ANY group disappear...maybe modified. So what if we changed ot diet, and women could shake mens hands....The wigs dont bother anyone.....and CHICKEN SOUP should live on forever, as in an ITALIAN FAMILY, the recipe for fabulous tomato :"gravy" and polenta shouldnever be lost. The beautiful hymns from the mass shouldnever beforgotten, nor the Hebrew prayers......I only would want to see the rules and regulations that separate people disappear, and the rules that torment chidlren and adults alike.....vanish. The guilt that religionlaces of people is amazing.....from simple touching another person, to masturbation, premarital sex, considering women unpure during their menstrual cycle...(this is nothing new) in Africa tribes send their women far away to live by them selves in special huts- until they are over their monthly period....this is the same mind thought, of relgious JEwish sending their women to the MIKVA during this time.. Its religous and REAL purification.
BY Now you saw that some how I mished up the food and recipes....with thestory...so what...I wont win a Pulitizer Prize regardless.......
Yesterday int he store two men, one of which was a HAITAIN PAINETR with whom I had done business with before..came and bought 7 paintings. on a credit card(after bargaining my guts out)...One painting was put on the saide and to be paid in cash. When I returned from waiting on anoher customer, both the men, and all 8 paintings were gone. One unpaid for.!!!!!! aFTER LOOKING ALL OVER, BECUASE i OFEN MISPLACE THINGS... and I thank nature for having every body part attached, or else I am sure I would loose some of them........I couldnt find the eighth PAinting. I asked my bys who said he saw them carry all of them outside, and they recognized the missing one, ...and it was put in the mans car. I called the man who bought the 7, and calmly(but boiling inside)...that his friend (just for got to pay for his purchases, and Placed it on his credit card, so he didnt have to make a return trip) There was no accusation....of anykind....."and then he can save the time to return"
TOday he called and suddenly the painting that he didnt pay for ,"was a fake" well they all were fakes.....copies of famous paintings...he came to exchange it, which he did and bought one more. I refued to sell him anymore...because they bargained me to death...and I liked this one too much to give it away. The guy who forgot to pay, wanted to argue about the nautre of the incident, saying I accused him of stealing....I avoid a confrontation by saying...look, you exchanged the painting, for one you liked, its paid for...and eveyrthing is wonderful......I wouldnt let him start.Whether the incident was intentional of accidental..who knows...but it was agravating for a bit.
TOMORROW IS ERECTION DAY...and people in FORT REE New JERSEY, will hav e a large KOREAN population going out to VOTE. After they vote, they will go for a big Robster Dinner, which is traditional on ERECTION DAY I hope Corzine winds. CHRIS CHRISTY is a crooked pig......freinds of BUSH and CHENY who got him somehow into his postition of Attorney General or what ever the hell he is. HIs brother and three others screwed people like MADOFF out of 20 million. CHris Christies brother dint even get a slap on the wrist and the three others are still in JAIL.... he is a a very bad person..crooked....and evil.. He went to law school with a few freinds of mine and they said he was slimy even then......He is pwoer hungry...not a good person. He is a piece of crap like BUSH and CHENEY... Corzine doenst even take a salary...He is so rich, he doenst need to be crooked. Please tell your freinds to vote CORZINE tomorrow...and happy ERECTION DAY
oNE YEAR AGO TOMORROW.....HISTORY WAS MADE...OBAMA WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT...I REMEMBER WHEN THE RESULTS CAME IN....I CRIED LIKE A BABY....I CANNOT BELIVE ITS ONE YEAR....WHERE DID TIME GO...AND WHAT IS TIME.. is time a real thing, or an abstract concept....what is real is the aging process...that we get lder, maybe wiser....the flower goes from bud to whithered and dried rememberance....and the words to secribe this process is based on this abstract concept called time. We measure this concept, by the rotatoion of the planet.....and how many days and nights pass.....etcetc Its too late to get into this ......But Obma has been elcted now for a year....and although things may or not be better....he at least is trying to do his best,...and has a brain that he is using.
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