MadoffDolls

Bernie MADoff....should be made into a doll... A doll that comes with its own torture chamber. The head and limbs should be able to be pulled off...like POP beads from the 1950's....and then snapped back together again. The doll should bemade of a type of very soft plastic foam.... so you can stick pins into it. Into its eyeballs, bellybutton, anus. The penis should also be able to be ripped off and then like the pop beads, snap back on again.
The Doll should come with its own torture kit. The materials shoul be firew retardent, so YOu can burn him for a minue, by dousing him with a special flammable liquid...that goes out fast enogh, so the doll wont melt.
The doll should have censors....that wehn a pin or other sharp object goes into to it....it screams in pain... It should come iwth its own "waterboard" and directions how to do it by RUMSFELD HIMSELf. It will come with chains, leather S and M vests, pants, and other gadjects.... and the special Bernie MADOFF LUBE...which he used on all of his customers.. he "lubed" them up before he screwed them...didnt he..The kit also comes with an optinal bullet proof vest.... An accessory to this Doll is the Bernie MAdoff DART BOARD GAME>...with a few very very sharp darts....you aim for his heart...
This week has bee a bit business than most lately..... Had today been only a little more, we might have said we had a decent week, and in this economy....that is realy saying something..I am still somewhat optimistic....
Borsht: It was a big hit today, on the third SOUP and SALAD SUNDAY....I think I might have given this recipe the other day but will repeat.... Brown a nice hunk of meat. SOme use flanken, I used a big chuck steak..Brown it with 3 onions....then when both browned add lots of wate, large can of tomatoe puree, a can of stewed tomatoes or at least two fresh cut up tomatoes, a bunch ofbeets, or a can of cooked beets, 4 cloves of garlic, or more to taste, one parsnip,1 large can of sauer kraut and 1/4 or more chopped head of cabbage... 4 carrots, one turnip, whole bunch of washed parsley,4 small potatoes, one green or red pepper(optional
cut up veggies into medium size pieces. at least one tablespoon of carrowway seeds...bring to a boil...then put on simmer. At end of cooking, when meat is falling apart and all veggies are soft...taste for salt, black pepper,a pinch of cayenne pepper, ....This should be done in an hour....
Add sour cream....more garlic....even a tablespoon of wine would perk up the taste.....Serve with Pumpernickel bread.
NEXT weeks recipe: Roasted Redpepper chicken, COrn CHOWDER.....Roast red pepper in the oven...when dark and burned....remove skin and seeds..and chop. Set aside. Cook a whole chicken or parts and make a broth....Cook the hell out of it so it all falls off the bones...remove bones and disgard. Add one can of creamed corn and one can of hole corn to the chicken broth after you remnove the meat... So now you have chickn broth,corn and Red Pepper(two whle ones) chopped up.. aDD SALT AND PEPPER.. CELERY SEEDS. AND TEN CHOPPED P OKRAS.. aDD SALT AND PEPPER.. wORSTERSHIRE SAUCE IF YOU LIKE AND SOME TOBASCO.... cOOK TILL ALL FLAVORS MERGE....YOU CAN THICKEN WITH FLOUR OR CORN STARCH.. AT THE END BEFORE SERVING AT FESH SWEET CREAM...

FOR EIGHT YEARS..... The American people had to put up with the BUSH administration.....their lies, their deception, their diminishing our civil rights, their separating our People and States....their making scapegoats out of Muslims. their stealing our treasury and destroying our economy,their destruction of our image through the world, the permission for the oil companies to rape us and make record breaking profits...,which caused a rediculous raise in the cost of energy....and that cAUsed the price of EVERYTHING TO RISE. BUSH HAD NO PLAN TO END THE WAR....HE HAD NO PLAN TO HELP THE ENVIRONMENT.. NO PLAN TO HELP MEDICAL CARE FOR ALL THE PEOPLE...... He should ahve been inpeached with Cheney for the items I mentioned plus another 60 scandals....but they were not impeached for what ever reason the DEMOCratic congress HAD.
BUT NOW, THE VERY CHARISMATIC, ARTICULATE AND INTELIGENT BARRACK OBMA HAS BEEN PRESIDENT FOR ABOUT A MONTH AND A HALF...PEOPLE ARE KVETCHING ALREADY ABOUT HIM...BLAMING HIM FOR NOT CURING ALL THE ILLS THAT BUSH AND THE REPUBLICANS BROUGHT US.. YES.... THESE IDIOTS THINK THAT HE MAGICALLY COULD MAKE EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL IN A MONTH...THESE AMERICANS MUST BE COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL..AND STUPID.