Monday, October 12, 2009

NATIONAL HEMMROID WEEKEND

I REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PROCTOLOGIST. I DEAL WITH SO MANY ASSHOLES..SATURDAY EVERYONE JUST TALKED AND TALKED AND LEASURED AND THEY WERE ALL COMING BACK ON SUNDAY....AND THEY DID... AND ON SUNDAY, THEY CONTINUED TALKIGN AND MEASURING, AND THINKING,AND BOUGHT NOTHING ...AGAIN....AND THEY ARE ALL COMINGBACK AGAIN......SEEMS THAT IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS....I AM A SOUNDING BOARD.FOR PEOPLE WHO CANNOT MAKE DESCISIONS...
THERE FORE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SHRINK....I WASTED MORE THAN 8 HOURS WITH PEOPLE WHO WANTED NOTHING...BUT IT TOOK TWO DAYS TO DECIDE THIS....AND NEEDLESS TO SAY, I AM ANGRY AND FRUSTRATED....OUR TIME IS WORTHLESS TO THESE PEOPLE...WE ARE ENTERTAINMENT. WE ARE A MUSEUM.....WITH NO ENTRY FEE, WHO GIVES OUT CAPPUCHINO FREE, AND COOKIES FREE.... AND THEY EVEN USE OUR TOILET PAPER.
THE ANSWER IS TO OPEN A RESTUARANT, A MUSEUM AND A PAY TOILET. aND HAVE PSYCHIATRIST COUCHES AND THERAPISTS ON HAND. WE CAN DISPENSE MEDICATION AS WELL, LEGALLY....(OVER THE COUNTER SUGAR PILLS)

TODAY,INHONOR OF COLOMBUS (CHRISTOPHER COLON) I MADE MEATBALLS AND 6 HOUR TOMATOE SAUCE AGAIN) AND WILL SERVE IT TO THOSE WHO ARE BRAVE TO EAT THE HEAVILY GARLICED SAUCE.. MR COLOMBUS,......WHOSE REALL NAME WAS COLON....WHERE COLOMBUS CAME FROM I FORGOT..... COLON WAS A NAME, THAT MANY MARANOS(JEWS THAT CHANGED THEIR NAME AND PRAYED IN THE DARK-HENCE MARANO(DARK) WAS A NAME THAT JEWS WITH THE ANCIENT NAME OF THE PRISETLY CASTE (KOHANE-KAHN,COHEN, AND OTHER VARIOUATIONS TOOK) THERE IS REFERENCE HERE AND THEIR THAT COLOMBUS/COLON WAS JEWISH, AND SEARCHING FOR A PLACE FOR THE JEWS OF THE INQUISIATION TO GO TO.....IT IS FACT THAT HIS SCRIBE ON THE BOAT WAS JEWSIH AND THE LOG OF THE BOAT WAS WRTTEN IN HEBREW. THE WORK TURKEY, THAT THEY SAW IN AMERICAN, IS AN ADAPTATION OF THE WORD IN HEBREW FOR PEACOCK.....(SUPPOSEDLY)
COLOMBUS DID NOT DISCOVER AMERICA. THE INDIANS WERE ALREADY HERE.... AND THE VIKINGS HAD BEEN HERE YEARS BEFORE..AND HE NEVER SET FOOD ON SOIL THAT IS NOW THE UNITED STATES. HE DISCOVERED HISPANOLA, WHICH IS HAITI AND DOMINICAN REPUBLIC...SO WHY DO WE AND THE ITALIAN MAKE SUCH A BIG FUCKINGING DEAL ABOUT THIS PUTZ...WHO STARTED KILLING INDIANS, BROUGHT THEM DISEASE AND LED TO THEIR DEMISE AND EVENTUAL HALOCAUST...I RAISE MY MIDDLE FINGER TO HIM....

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