Friday, November 12, 2010

Not Enough Exorcisims...(or do they mean circumscisms???

NEW YORK -Citing a shortage of priests who can perform the rite, the nation's Roman Catholic bishops are holding a conference on how to conduct exorcisms. The Catholic Bishops must be on some drug..maybe their wiine and eucharists have been contaminaed by some mold that is effecting their brains. They still think that deamons and evil spirits are abound....entering people and making them act like a C rated movie.
Will someone remind them that this is the year 2010, man has already been on the moon, and a Catholic and blackman have been president already...and they are still in medevil times. I thnk that maybe there shold be more circumcisions....this might relive some tension, no so much on the brain, but who knows.
The order most of them belong to is "Our LADY of the Divine MISHAGOSS" Although the mind can be altered by many things, medication and theraphy usually works. The only deamons that I know of at this point in time, are Republicans, and presidents of OIL companies, Pharmaceutical Companies, CEOs of Banks and Credit card Companies...and the entire hiearchy of WALMART>

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