DO GHOSTS FART?

tHIS SOUNDS CRAZY....DIRTY, NON SENSICAL.... BUT IF YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING MY BLOG OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS, I HAVE MENTIONED, AND NOT IN A LONG TIME......THAT THIS BUIDING IN HOHOKUS IS HAUNTED. LIGHTS THAT GO ON AND OFF, SEEMINGLY BY THEMSELVES....FOOT STEPS ABOVE OUR HEAD....HEARD MY MANY....AND WHEN PEOPLE WHEN TO INSPECT, THERE WERE NEVER ANY EVIDENCE OF ANYONE UPSTAIRS...WE HAVE HEARD STRANGE NOISES OF SOMETHING BANGING ON THE FURNITURE, AND THE FURNITURE BEING MOVED ABOUT....VERY CLEARLY.
WE CALLED IN GHOST BUSTERS , A GROUP FORM CONN...AND DID BRING ALL TYPES OF EQUIPMENT...AND TAOOK PHOTOS OF SOME ECTOPLASM IN THE GREAT ROOM, AND ELECTRIC EQUIPMENT THAT DID RECORD SOME SOUNDS....AND MEASURED AREAS THAT WERE MUCH COLDER THAN OTHERS.... AND FINALLY, AND ALWAYS ON A SUNDAY.....WE SMELL CIGAR SMOKE, ONCE A MONTH.
a BOUT A YEAR PASSED SINCE THE GHOST HUNTERS WERE HERE. THERE HAVE BEEN NO MORE BANGING ON FURN, NO MORE FURNITURE MOVING ABOUT BY ITSELF, MUCH LESS CIGAR SMOKE...AND NO FOOTSTEPS. bUT THE LATES WIERD THING IS, WITH NO PEOPLE OR ANIMALS AROUND...... ONE SMELLS A FART. I AM NOT JOKING. THIS DOESNT HAPPEN OFTEN. SO I WONDER IF GHOSTS FART. AND BY THE WAY, I AM NOT DEAF!
I JUST CHECK AND IT SAID THAT I WROTE THIS A 6:52 iT IS WRONG..IT IS NOW 9.59