KVEtch-A NEW WORD ADDED TO THE eNGLISH LANGUAGE

SOME PEOPLE PRONOUCE IT KVETCH....OR KAH vETCH.....AND ANOTHER DIFFERENT WORD CALLED "KVITCH" kVETCH MEANS TO COMPLAIN......AS " mY SISTER IS GOING TO KVETCH WHEN SHE SEES HER ELECTRIC BILL" BUT A "KVITCH" IS A SOUND THAT SOMEONE MAKES....A SQUEAL...AS IF SOMEONE PINCHED YOU YOU GIVE OUT A A KVITCH A KVITCH IS WHAT A MAN MAKES WHEN HIS PROCTOLGIST PUTS ON HIS PLASTIC GLOVE AND DOES A PROSTRATE EXAM.......BUT HE KVETCHES WHEN HE GETS THE BILL....
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING TODAY? noTHING....EXCEPT i AM GONG TO START KVETCHING AOUT MY CUSTOMERS.
tHERE WERE TWO SETS OF CUSTOMES FOR WHOM WE OPENED UP ABUT 27 RUGS OUTSIDE..AND OF COURSE NONE OF THEM WERE GOOD EOUGH FOR THEM OR TOO EXPENSIVE,OR THE WRONG SIZE OR WRONG COLOR.........
bUT THE WORST CUSTOMER TO KVETCH ABOUT WAS THE DAUGHTER OF A GOOD CUSTOMER WHO ASKED THE PRICE OF TEN 10 CRYSTAL GLASSES......sHE EXAMPINED ONE OF THEM IN HER HAND..AS i COUNTED A;; THE GLASSES....I DECIDED TO JUST ABOUT GIVE THEM AWAY.....SO i SAID 20 DOLLARS................SHE REEXAMINED THE GLASS AGAIN AND AFTER i SAID 20 DOLLARS FOR ALL OF THEM...SHE MADE A NASTY FACE AND SAID "THEY ARE NOT EVEN waterford"
sHE kVETCHED ABOUT IT QUALITY....AND i SAID MY DEAR..wATERFORD COSTS 80 EACH....THESE ARE 2.00 EACH...AND i WALKED AWAY. sHEE GOT MY VOTE FOR "VAGINA" OF THE MONTH"
sPEAKING OF KVETCHING......i KVETCHED TO THE OWNER OF THE BAGEL SHOPABOUT HIS POTATOE SALAD AT 6.00 A POUND, THAT COMES PREMADE IN A "SPACKLE BUCKET) AND IS TASTELESS....NO SPICES, A LITTLE MAYO, NO ONION,GARLIC,CELERY OR GREEN PEPPER.NO TASTE......wELL. THEY SAID IT WAS POTATOE SALAD, BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MADE FROM STYROFOAM, CARDBOARD, OR PLASTIC. tHE KVETCHING CONTINUED...ALSO ABOUT POTATOES....THESE WERE ABOUT HIS WHAT HE CALLED HOME FRIES. tHEY WERE SHOE STRING OR SHREDDED VERY THING...SO WHEN THEY WERE FRIED, THEY ABSORBED TOO MUCH OF THE OIL..AND WERE GREASY AND ALSO NEEDED SOME ONION, AND GREEN PEPPER....AND CUT IN CHUNCKS AND SLICES..NOT THIN SHOESTRINGS....
tHEREFORE i HAVE A GREAT IDEA....WHY CANT RESTAURANTS SERVE GREAT TASTING POTAOE SALAD, MACARONI SALAD AND COLESLAW? iTS NOT THAT DIFFICULT...SO i AM THINKING HOW i CAN START SUCH A BUSINESS... wE ALREADY HAVE A BOARD OF HEALTH PERMIT....SO WHAT DO WE NEED? hUGE POTS TO BOIL POTAOTES, PEELERS, SOME BOWLS....BUCKETS TO PACK IT IN....SCALES.....NOT MUCH MORE..PLUS LABOR......AND THEN......HOW DOES ONE ADVERTISE OUR NEW PRODUCT? oNE NEEDS INSURANCE ON OUR PRODUCT.........IT WILL COST MORE BECUASE WE WILL USE THE VERY BEST OF EVERYTHING...WILL PEOPLE PAY A LITTLE MORE FOR LIP SMACKING DELICIOUSNESS??? WE WILL SEE.
lIKE i HAVE NOTHING MORE TO DO THAN START A POTAOTE SALAD COMPANY....bUT WHY NOT...